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MustBeTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

You wake up in the middle of the night with this creature nibbling on your toes.

What do?

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Democrat 6 points ago +6 / -0

Shoot it, then cut off foot.

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KingSweyn 2 points ago +2 / -0

I take back what I said as a kid. Words can hurt me.