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DonJr2024 57 points ago +58 / -1

Hey I'm Canadian, let me pack my things first man!

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deleted 33 points ago +33 / -0
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grenades_and_ham 22 points ago +22 / -0

Please add BACON.

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edxzxz 11 points ago +11 / -0

REAL bacon, not that 'Canadian Bacon' bullshit either! Also, if he only answers 'yes' to 4 questions, but he owns a helicopter and can play bass then that's all good.

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Risingtide 11 points ago +11 / -0

“Canadian bacon” is not our fault.

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Pappy_Gunn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Both kinds.

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DonJr2024 15 points ago +15 / -0

5 out of 6 but I own a good company that will afford me a helicopter soon.

And I would love to work in America and employ Americans.

It is in my future plans!

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tootenbacher 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm trying to do the same with my family. We're looking at buying a business down south.

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basedboston 3 points ago +3 / -0

My family is looking into buying a hardware store in Oklahoma. #prays

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HombreNaranjaBueno 9 points ago +9 / -0

Some people who don't like beer are great. Exhibit A: GEOTUS.

He does own a helicopter though so he still scores 5.

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Pappy_Gunn 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's also full of Marines, and there's a couple of Ospreys in tow, so maybe he scores 10?

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SimplePede 8 points ago +8 / -0

No beer. Rum. Pirates life m8

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Fenianlad 12 points ago +12 / -0

Just walk a few more miles north. There’s nobody there anyway.

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WishdoctorsSong 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bring Molson