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Snooptwo 13 points ago +13 / -0

I was told, not as a joke, that the fixed arm hang is actually harder. Fucking ridiculous.

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Snooptwo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dude wook ncos are the worst. I remember being berated by a female corporal for not standing at parade rest while speaking to her (I got NJP’d like a real Marine). She didn’t even have her good cookie. Less than 3 years in. Admin bitch. I’ve never taken more time to get to parade rest in my life. Fuck that cunt.

At one of my balls, the youngest Marine who cut the cake was a 19 year old corporal. Not even a year and a half in, already an NCO. She started fucking a Staff Sergeant (he was married but him and his wife were separated, have to be separated for 1 year to divorce in NC), got caught, and he was busted down to LCpl (super hard to do to a SNCO) as was she (from Cpl) and then she was sent to another unit and immediately deployed to Afghanistan, while those of us desperate to leave our training unit and go to war looked on in disbelief. The way we saw it, she was rewarded. I would’ve gladly dropped a pay grade to go to Afghanistan, as would every other CrewChief I knew. I have about 1000 stories of wooks getting preferential treatment. Marines should be men only. My sister, who was a sergeant in the Marines, agrees 100%.