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Meatbank84 5 points ago +5 / -0

I JUST RAN OUT INTO THE STREET AND STARTED DANCING THEN I HONKED MY CAR HORN FOR 30 MINUTES

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WhoReallyRunsThis 5 points ago +5 / -0

WTF took you so long?

Even Alaska was faster. GFC

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kmillz 4 points ago +4 / -0

YAY let's ask Biden staffers if they have congratulated Trump yet.

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artifex_mundi_x 4 points ago +4 / -0

And since we are the news now, it's almost like official. But not until it's certified of course, because we are normal and fair.

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GunsNMoses 4 points ago +4 / -0

B-but the Constitution says only the NYT is allowed to call the election!

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RealRightSideOfHist 3 points ago +3 / -0

The President should open “The Office of the President Re-Elect”

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CleanYourRoom 3 points ago +3 / -0

YAYHH!!!! we won

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KasichEatingDadAss 2 points ago +2 / -0

VERY spicy take.

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AK1911 2 points ago +2 / -0

IT’S OFFICIAL! Can’t wait to hear from the Office of the President Re-elect!

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mintscape 2 points ago +2 / -0

About time.

The UK having more fireworks? I guess church bells will be ringing in France too.

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deepbake 2 points ago +2 / -0
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RIPIsaacKappy 2 points ago +2 / -0

GOD EMPEROR-ELECT.

DOCTOR COWBOY VERY STABLE GENIUS GOD EMPEROR OF THE UNITED STATES!

4 MORE MILLENIA!

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