As the Master Chief Justice of the new Triple Double Stack XXL Crunchwrap Supreme Court®, I speak for all 93 ultra deluxe justices when I rule in favor of President-Elect FreedomFlowerDelta's certification.
*93 gavels rap continuously and in unison*
TOO LATE, Pepe has already stolen it from Biden who stole it earlier! Trump hasn't printed enough fake ballots to compete in our NEW AND IMPROVED fake-ass sham elections!
HERE, HERE! I SECOND THIS MOTION! #MAGAPARTY
TheDonald.WIN is an Official Source
...AND TRUMP HAS WON THE STATE OF GREENLAND
scratches head
I thought Jeb won that.
It is the autistic way of things.
I, as the President-Elect, herby certify this claim.
As the Master Chief Justice of the new Triple Double Stack XXL Crunchwrap Supreme Court®, I speak for all 93 ultra deluxe justices when I rule in favor of President-Elect FreedomFlowerDelta's certification.
*93 gavels rap continuously and in unison*
I declare Presidency!
Its time to stop reeing and screaming and come together to heal under the Trump administration
Cope! Cope! Cope! Cope!
Still not sure what they hoped to gain from spamming that last week.
Projects?? WTF. We CALL the election for TRUMP
No, we ANOINT!
You're goddamn right!!
! This claim about election fraud is disputed.
I'VE SEEN ENOUGH
Looks legit. AP needs to update their verbage
I formally congratulate President-Elect Trump on his re-election victory
Except for the fact that this place has FAR MORE viewers than any news channel.
Office of the President
electWhen will the Office of the Reelected President of the United States get federal transition funds?
Lol, I agree, let’s finish this. 🐸🇺🇸👌
Fortunately we ARE the media now
We're the media now!
We’ve got the best data, don’t we folks?
TheDonald.WON
"Sorry I took so long. Complicated business!" - President Donald J. Trump
We are the media now, so this makes perfect sense.
In fact I'd go so far as to say we have a responsibility to call it.
Oh, shit, our software glitched and we accidently gave him two more terms to serve!
Dang!
Congrats!!! We knew on Nov. 3 but it's great to be reminded :)
Trump tweeted his Rocky-tweet on nov. 27 last year. I'm wondering if that's the date it will be confirmed.
Well fucking duh
Suck it up riggers
PRESIDENT ELECT PRESIDENT
Big IF true.
TOO LATE, Pepe has already stolen it from Biden who stole it earlier! Trump hasn't printed enough fake ballots to compete in our NEW AND IMPROVED fake-ass sham elections!
https://thedonald.win/p/11Q8So9DF9/all-hail-the-new-presidentelect-/c/
Called it... in January.