And WTF does canada think it's gonna do. They couldn't win a war against antarctica.
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posted ago by Womp_womp
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What a fucking FAG, good luck you'll need it.
Shit post flair added. Didn't know was fake
This is one of those things that's going to be passed around for months, it showed up on the 4th I think and has been posted here every five minutes since. I've seen a lot people's comments that seem to believe this actually happened too.
I'm just going to repeat this louder for those scrolling past without realizing:
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Lucky for Canada I suppose.
Terrance and Phillip on the front lines!
I dunno man, you ever see a Moose in person? Those things are HUGE! I once saw video of one that decided to mate with a car.
I didn't know it was possible to rape an automobile, but damn if the Moose didn't do it.
Also, Canadian geese are the closest thing to demonic creatures in our world.
Sorry about our cuck PM. He doesn't speak for all of us. You have allies here. We are praying for all Pedes to Hold The Line!! You are not alone, Canadians have been allies and nieghbors to the U.S. for a long time. Shoulder to shoulder in WWII we jumped into the fray. As a Dutch Canadian I thank our veterans for the sacrifice they made, Canadians and our American brothers. Thank you and God Bless President Trump and God Bless The United States of America!!!
Thanks pede. Now you know what to look for in your elections. I guarantee you that there are systems in place there as well. This might be a worldwide thing and it's time to clean it up and have fair elections. The world has been deceived for too long.
Has to be fake.
It is. Shitpost flair
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣 that was a good joke.
A kids football team could stop Canada!
In all likelihood, they already are
That cuck is all talk, no action
Someone give this man some warm soy milk and a binky
Shitpost, but seriously, Canada would lose a war with Greenpeace.
Jokes aside. China owns Canada, and they want Biden as president.
Can you imagine declaring war on rememberance day?
Good one pede, had me going there.
Come on man, this cannot be true.
Normally if the loser starts winning after ballot counting is paused with incredibly high turnout in only their areas in only swing districts, we'd be invading them to defend democracy.
Canada should be sanctioned immediately for election interferance.
Canada PM is going to end his life in jail. He is as much a part of this as all the world leaders who are congratulating biden are.
Is he supposed to say that part out loud?
Let me get this straight, we're gonna get a 2nd term of Trump, election reform...AND have justification to militarily depose Trudeau? And it's not even Christmas yet.
Go to any neighborhood in Texas with a truck playing "A Country Boy Can Survive" and a t-shirt cannon shooting out Trump t-shirts, and ask for volunteers to fend off Canada's attack.
Should only take about 30 minutes to round up enough volunteers who will be happy to bring their own kit.
Fucking try it. You'll quickly learn what the Japanese already knew. Every blade of grass bitch.
This has to be a parody. Even Trudeau cannot be that retarded for real.
lolololololololol
Ignore this moron....all of us Canadians do.
fake
hey cmon guy, us canadians are very tough eh! i'm not your buddy guy
Please put this PoS in jail too. Next to the Bidens. 😘
In other news, US to annex Canada, Quebec becomes independent as federation refuses to accept a state that speaks french.
Canada is lucky we haven’t taken them over. So you’re welcome from your benevolent superpower neighbor
Well we could use a few more states and territories
This kinda reminds me of a comedian on the 1980’s Rodney Dangerfield special on HBO.
“On a good day, our Salvation Army could kick their ass. Somebody throw a blanket and stop that big bastard.”
😂
By "military intervention" does he mean the Canadian military will have an intervention with the Canadian PM?
Because going to war with America isn't a good idea. We invaded Canada twice -- and they successfully repelled our invasions.
Third time is a charm.
Fuck off, Trudeau. Even though this is fake, he still sucks and is ruining Canada.
Global democratic order sounds like some dystopian shit.
I'm from Canada. Fuck our corrupt piece of shit prime minister Justin Trudeau. Give us Trump when you're done with him
Nice shitpost. What is Canada gonna do? WATCH US FUCK THEIR WIVES? Lol
Only if you want an STD
Yeah true... They got that yeti pussy up there too
Okay Mr. Castro
We agree to your terms, when does the war start?
Try it bitch, y’all about to be the 51st state.
We have been waiting since 1812 to have another go around with Canada