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vape4jesus 3 points ago +3 / -0

I looked in my pockets and found no diamonds. Diamonds don't exist.

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the-new-style 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Hi, this is the New York Times, did you guys steal the election?"

-- Ted Cruz on Crowder

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RedDead73 1 point ago +1 / -0

I looked in my pockets and found no pudding. Pudding don't exist.

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Xahnel 1 point ago +1 / -0

We have investigated ourselves and found no crimes. Move along.