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Anonimouse2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Usually out of the hospital in three days after laughing myself out of breathe.

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LearnedHat 5 points ago +5 / -0

you might want to have your agent get you on the bill an NYC area nursing homes

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Walleyevision [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

I’ll be appearing on Tuesday nights in the lounge of the Piscataway New Jersey holiday inn

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

You are funnier than most, for sure

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HatnNewLognReqs 5 points ago +5 / -0

thought it was a 99.97% chance you get over it without dying?

But funny

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Skogin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, but you might say there’s a 99.97% chance the joke won’t kill.

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HatnNewLognReqs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thought I had a killer covid joke. Unfortunately, even of you got it, 99.97% chance it wouldn't kill?

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Dave___Smith 3 points ago +3 / -0

I got it, just didn’t die laughing

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2008RonPaul2012 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have a Covid 19 joke, but there's only a .03% chance it will slay.

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Test_user21 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have a COVID-19 joke for you guys, but I'm pretty sure all of you are sick of it...

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Shakakka99 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn't get it.

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Knoppers 1 point ago +1 / -0

can you explain that to me lol

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diamondsword 4 points ago +4 / -0

You don't get it?

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Knoppers 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hope so

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Chompz 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm positive I get it.

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PB_Mack 1 point ago +2 / -1

That’d be funnier if my wife didn’t just get it.

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HatnNewLognReqs 2 points ago +2 / -0

she okay?

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PB_Mack 1 point ago +2 / -1

Low fever and a cough and a two week vacation.