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posted ago by paynet ago by paynet +5102 / -0

Email was was sent 3 hours ago to Chicagoans.

There is certainly no need to examine our results here in Chicago.

Full text:

Dear (redacted by pede):

    The Chicago Board of Election Commissioners wants to thank you and the 800,000-plus voters who participated ahead of Election Day through Vote by Mail and Early Voting. We hope your experience was a good one. Our goal in 2021 will be to build on the successes and enhance these systems in the years to come.

    Currently, we are busy making sure every valid ballot is counted to certify the results to the Illinois State Board of Elections by November 24, 2020. You may visit our website at chicagoelections.gov to find the preliminary results, and on November 24, the proclamation. We also invite you to update your voter information at any time or browse the information on our website.

    There were many challenges during this election. Our main objectives were to make voting safe, secure, accessible and transparent. Your participation contributed to our successes on this front. Thank you for the opportunity to be of assistance.

Sincerely,

Board of Election Commissioners for the City of Chicago

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counter_ltard 294 points ago +294 / -0

As an Illinois resident, all I can say is WE'RE #1.... in corruption.

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2020voter 154 points ago +155 / -1

1 for incarcerated governors & politicians... :)

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paynet [S] 43 points ago +43 / -0

yea, but that's like saying the patriots were #1 in kicked extra points.

it's being heavyweight champ in murders that should invoke the most pride.

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coderdude6598 65 points ago +68 / -3

Guys, Trump is going full RICO here. Any Secty of State, Governor, or State Legislature that certifies fraudulent results will be convicted of a felony and removed from office immediately.

Positions would then be filled by special election. Big Blue State corruption wiped out in a single stroke, unless they roll on Biden, Clinton, and everyone else! LMFAO

They are all freaked because they don’t know what you all have done here. They think you are all deplorables and we are Taking. Them. Down.

This is OUR Independence Day!

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the_federalist 18 points ago +18 / -0

Bye Bye Jumpin' Jesse White

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goodguy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Guy is a full on asshole.

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CaptJohnYossarian 9 points ago +9 / -0

God I hope so.

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ProtectFreedom 7 points ago +10 / -3

Nothing ever happens. We still don't have the Durham report.

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TrustingGod 0 points ago +2 / -2

You're one of those people that complains that POTUS hasn't cured cancer yet too, eh?

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BillDStrong 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, Rudy invented this use of RICO, he popularized is use hen he used it to take down the mob.

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BillDStrong 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lets be realistic, it will depend on the judge, and the quality and the quantity of the evidence. One layer Tim Pool talk to suggests just a 5% chance for the PA lawsuit. However, I as watching Verdict the night Ted Cruz suggested the strategy of disqualifying the mail in voting, several months ago. So i am giving it about a 50-50 shot per lawsuit, and that means their is a chance through the courts.

We may have a better chance through jamming the courts. Then it will depend on the loyalty and complicity of the Republican Party. Honestly, the thing I am worried about is the Republicans are in on the fix. Trump isn't loved in that circle either. I know my Senator, Susan Collins isn't loyal, so I may be biased, but the States may not be behind Trump, so contact your reps to let them know how you feel. Let them know, if the fraud isn't upheld, you will lose faith in the party, and will vote anything but republican later on. (This is the only leverage we have over them.) If they get thousands of calls saying this, and they know they only won by thousands of votes this time, this will make a difference.

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DuelPorpoise 7 points ago +7 / -0

I want to believe, but nothing ever gets done when it's the deep state.

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Imitate214 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think Baltimore takes that title

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vudka 16 points ago +16 / -0

That democrat governor of Illinois who got pardoned by trump admits democrats cheat and engage in corruption a lot I mean he ain't lying he was part of it at one point in his life

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Glentennis 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was gonna type his name in response and immediately realized why you didn't even bother lol

Is that what happened? You know his name but said "fuck even spelling or googling his name"?

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vudka 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rod Blagojevich I had to copy and paste that

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Moreme 11 points ago +11 / -0

I think New Orleans may claim this participation trophy though.

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DrFezzik 5 points ago +5 / -0

Where our governors made our license plates :)

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witness_protection 52 points ago +53 / -1

As a resident of Cook County. As the only man of thousands wearing a MAGA hat among the crowd at Wrigley Field the night the cubs won the series. As that man, one in thousands in Chicago, who experienced no ill will, no violence only fist bumps of a long line of our state police only to see his honest representation sullied and besmirched after the election by Jussie Smollet and States Attorney Kim Foxx. As that man, I say there is an illness in Illinois, a foxx in the hen house, a cooked book in cook county, a fell wind in the windy city, a rotten onion under the bullet ridden Chicago. This home state of Hillary, Obama, Hastert, Daley, he who shall not be named, Madigan, Laurie Lightfoot, Emmanuel, Axelrod, U Chicago and its atomic bomb, its economics of Bernie Sanders, its slaughter houses. The land of Lincoln who said a house divided cannot stand, the home of Kenosha Kyle, from Antioch, a city of Acts, of refuge and law in the face riots and lawlessness.

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mrsucko 34 points ago +34 / -0

I can't fucking stand living here any more. It's almost as bad as LA or San Francisco.

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witness_protection 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hold strong! Just being here, living your truth certainly helps. It was that we were meant to embody this state, in this country at this time. Just like our brothers and sisters in other states. We all have a story and a song in this tempest.

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Biteyourowntongue 9 points ago +9 / -0

My boyfriend and I are looking to move to Arkansas in the future. We hate this state.

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ProtectFreedom 6 points ago +6 / -0

Move to the Ozarks!

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Biteyourowntongue 4 points ago +4 / -0

We're looking at Fayetteville since he lived there for college and it's a great town. Not down in the valley, so no humidity. Balanced seasons and it's cheap.

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ProtectFreedom 1 point ago +1 / -0

You realize it is becoming more and more liberal, right? That's the last place in Arkansas I would choose to live.

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Biteyourowntongue 1 point ago +1 / -0

We visited last year and it's a laid back town. It was voted one of the best places to live because they're expanding while still being low cost and lots of job opportunities. Yeah you have the college kids but they're there for school and a lot leave. The older folks aren't changing anytime soon either. His dad grew up there and loved it and his grandma still lives there so they have a lot of knowledge.

You'd be surprised at how many of the younger generations are actually very pro Trump. The small city I live in, a lot of the high schoolers my sister works with said they all would have voted for him.

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mrsucko 5 points ago +5 / -0

Make sure it's at least a 2 bedroom! That's right, I'm moving in!

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Biteyourowntongue 1 point ago +1 / -0

It'll be a 3 bedroom at the minimal ;D

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Anubis1 5 points ago +5 / -0

As someone who lived in both Chicago and SF, here's the difference: either crime ridden cold as fuck in winter Chicago but with the best pizza in the world, or poop filled needle ridden homeless everywhere SF but the weathers nice and they got good burritos.

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mrsucko 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're correct on both accounts, sir (or MA'AM).

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Redpillgirlfrommars 4 points ago +4 / -0

You mean to tell me those sky-high property taxes don't make you want to live in IL foreverrrrrrrrrrrr?

/s

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TrustingGod 1 point ago +1 / -0

Worse, at least in commifornia the weather is nice!

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brimaj 8 points ago +8 / -0

We need a MAGA/thedonald meet up here in Chicago 😂

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Starseed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Id join if its on a weekend

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DeplorableDC 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mike Madigan has entered the chat

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WhoElse 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well said sir.

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MAGA_Mania 20 points ago +20 / -0

We in Pennsylvania want you to hold our whisky. We're so good at it, we don't even hide it, and TELL YOU we are going to it 2-3 days before.

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Ben45 14 points ago +15 / -1

Idk NJ is always up there

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Tenspot20 15 points ago +15 / -0

NJ has a valid point!

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Sweeping_Salt_028 11 points ago +11 / -0

:(

Snopes rates this as true.

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JoeSNJ 6 points ago +6 / -0

From new jersey, can confirm. My voters office didn't even have a sign. I can see filth Adelphia from my house, not a small town.

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SnowflakeJuice 4 points ago +4 / -0

NJ, the most densely populated state in the Union, is made up mostly of small towns with no media coverage. Politicians here can do whatever the hell they want, and no one will know

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Ben45 1 point ago +1 / -0

The most annoying this is that I absolutely love this state and my fellow NJans, but the politicians just abuse us so much. As a whole, this state is nowhere near as blue as it is.

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mrsucko 4 points ago +4 / -0

Number One! Number One! Number One!

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2020voter 118 points ago +118 / -0

Illinois is corrupt beyond any reasonable thinking. The machine, as it is known, will stoop to unimaginable levels to remain in control....JBP, the governor is an evil scum bag!!

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paynet [S] 39 points ago +39 / -0

Weeks ago I already received an email saying my vote had been received in Chicago.

So, why was this email sent to me?

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GBA4ever 15 points ago +15 / -0

I emailed the Board of Elections asking why I can't "audit my vote" by checking online if it is accepted. No answer. Too many strange things went on at my polling place. Dems knew Republicans were voting Election Day and they were ready to disenfranchise us.

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paynet [S] 28 points ago +30 / -2

wait.

if illinois is the worst, perhaps the dominion software investigators can pay us a visit? we have great deep dish pizza. giordano's - 312-951-0747.

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whobody 20 points ago +20 / -0

I'm a Lou Malnatis guy myself but I agree, we need a full audit.

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mrsucko 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fuck yeah, Lou's! There are a lot of pan style near me as well. Love it!

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doug2 2 points ago +5 / -3

Deep dish pizza. Disgusting.

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Biteyourowntongue 9 points ago +9 / -0

How dare you. Deep dish pizza is #blessed. The only good thing to come out of this hellhole state.

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WassermanSchultz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Portillos hot dogs are great.

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doug2 4 points ago +5 / -1

No the best thing were the hoes in college I used to smash.

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FatherFriendship 4 points ago +5 / -1

Get up on outta here with your deep dish hate, it's the best type and you know it

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Biteyourowntongue 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now I want some....

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Cacciali_Via 0 points ago +1 / -1

That pile of shit cheese casserole they call pizza at Giordano's is an abomination.

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IndianMemewarVet 9 points ago +9 / -0

I saw a YouTube video about Chicago having a mayor from the same family since 1950s. They even had a restaurant which didn't pay any utilities bills and his son got contracts in utility works. Still won. -.-

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HAKUJIN 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm a native suburbanite of Chicago. I can confidently say, that everything you've heard about my city, is true.

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DeplorableDC 1 point ago +1 / -0

And then there was the milk tax....

By golly where did that money go?🙄

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snowdog88 6 points ago +6 / -0

Down state, it was probably 25 to 1 Trump / Biden signs if not more.

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SideOBeef2016 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same I'm in the heart of Chicago and only 4-5 signs and zero bumper stickers!

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ChocolateEvryday 1 point ago +1 / -0

I saw my first Biden bumper sticker the day after Nov. 3.

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HAKUJIN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice to know that if I ever make it back from Tokyo I'll be able to find some new friends.

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Glentennis 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can easily see that. I work within a roughly 2 hour radius of the city that ISN'T Chicago, and i kept track of biden signs in people's yards as i drove around work(visit roughly 20 homes per day, 5 days a week, all across the 2 hour radius of the state for landscaping)

For about 4 months i counted and saw 104 biden signs(in yards only, not including Businesses or highways etc.) And 95 of those signs were "Biden/harris"(meaning they came up in the ladt 2 months) when election day rolled around(I've added 3 signs since election day so my total is now 107 and 96)

I had to guess the other day and said roughly 4-5 trump signs per biden sign(which is why I didn't track trump signs, i knew there'd be too many and I'd fuck up my count keeping track so long)

Chicago needs to fucking secede or finally die off for good because they really do just fuck the entire state up.

Maybe I'll start counting trump signs and artwork(never saw ANY biden artwork or paintings, whereas trump memes are EVRYWHERE painted onto a few homes too) and see how long it takes to identify the same number of trump supporters.

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Tryhardneckbeard 46 points ago +46 / -0

It may have been rigged this time gAiS but we'll do better going forward....

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paynet [S] 26 points ago +26 / -0

"Keep youself informed on CNN. Thank you."

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Filo76 26 points ago +26 / -0

Fox News just called 2024 Arizona for Harris.

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doug2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol

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OGCLIFFHANGER 44 points ago +45 / -1

I know Illinois is in play. It's been in play since a bunch of community leaders woke up back, during Barack's illegitimate presidency. As for Durbin, what has he ever accomplished? He's been in the Senate for a quarter of a century & I reckon, if folks feel like corruption & toeing to the elite's agenda is an accomplishment, then Dick is their man! We can smell his putrid stench of corruption, all the way down here in Southern Illinois! It's not just the rotten foul odor of Dicky Durbin, but all the political mobsters in Northern Illinois!

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GBA4ever 11 points ago +11 / -0

Heard from a friend who is an election judge in southern Illinois that they used regular ball point pens for paper ballots. Crook County had felt tip Sharpies that bled thru. I'd like to check online if my ballot counted but Illinois doesn't have any way of doing that.

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snekplisken 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sharpie given to me in Oak Park.

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Biteyourowntongue 7 points ago +7 / -0

They didn't pull this in my county but if they tried I would have straight up hid a pen in my bra.

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OGCLIFFHANGER 5 points ago +6 / -1

I can confirm that everyone I saw, at the Williamson County Courthouse, was handed a ballpoint pen.

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DeplorableDC 5 points ago +5 / -0

Brought my own pen. Was fully prepared to use their pandemic logic against them if they tried to stop me from using it.

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stormcloud 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, this was one of the first times in a long while that they actually provided ball points at the poll. I'm in SIL, and they've handed out sharpies before.

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TrustingGod 3 points ago +3 / -0

All shapes at at the polling place & no way to determine if vote was accepted... Class action time?

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CaptJohnYossarian 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ballotpedia's blurb about Durbin -

Based on analysis of multiple outside rankings, Durbin is one of the most reliable Democratic votes, meaning he can be considered a safe vote for the Democratic Party in Congress.

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OGCLIFFHANGER 4 points ago +5 / -1

He's still a crook!

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HeavyVetting 8 points ago +8 / -0

I just figured that "safe vote for the Democratic Party" was code for "crook."

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stormcloud 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, because he's in the inner circle of Dem filth -- both inside and outside the state.

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DeplorableDC 2 points ago +2 / -0

I really thought tricky Dick might have finally been ousted. Hey who knows? He might have been if we knew the real results.

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stormcloud 4 points ago +4 / -0

I know there were college age voters (of course liberal, eh) who voted against Durbin -- they think he's corrupt and has been in too long. Well, at least the little darlin's figured that one out, so there's hope for them.

And heh, yeah, there's a reason Dicky and Gov. Toilets never come south of Joliet!

But I have heard that Gov. Toilets wants the Prince of Darkness himself, Mike Madigan, to step down....hmmm, somethings afoot. Nobody takes a leak in Chicago without Mike's knowledge and approval.

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zwiebelsaft 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh hey neighbor

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N7fury 33 points ago +33 / -0

Chicago's data violated Benford's law. It actually looks like grotesque fraud was committed there. Chicagoans need to blow up the Election Commission with these graphs. They think we are all fucking retarded like their minions.They no doubt cheated there. Even if it wasn't enough,they severely underestimated just how many people were fed up with the third world lawlessness in Chicago

https://principia-scientific.com/joe-bidens-votes-violate-benfords-law-mathematics/

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plisskin 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm really, really shocked that the fix was NOT in for the tax amendment!

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Biteyourowntongue 8 points ago +8 / -0

Same, I'm so fucking relieved though. All these idiots on Reddit whining about how their taxes are now going to go up.

....did they not read the part where it stated that they could adjust taxes whenever they felt like it?

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DeplorableDC 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ditto,

It not passing is currently the ONLY thing giving Illinois results any credence to actually being real and not gimmicked.

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TrustingGod 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's the only reason they won't see as much of a mass exodus next year...

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HeavyVetting 7 points ago +7 / -0

They think because they've been rigging elections for many decades that no one will do anything about it now. I really hope they're wrong.

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paynet [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0

yea, my wife and i received a confusing letter from the il. secretary of state saying they hadn't received a ballot request from us. but they had.

later a letter went out saying ignore the first letter.

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stormcloud 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same here; they sent two for my son to my address as well.

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Norenia 6 points ago +6 / -0

Where do you go to find this out?

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GBA4ever 6 points ago +6 / -0

From what I've read, Illinois has no option for checking if your election day ballot is recorded.

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GBA4ever 2 points ago +2 / -0

No. I emailed the Board of Elections asking where I can check the status of my election day in person vote and have not gotten a reply.

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GBA4ever 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not on ballottrax. Says its for mail in ballots.

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paynet [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

you also should have received a confirmation email saying they received your ballot.

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PapaPepe 29 points ago +29 / -0

There are a lot of races that got stolen. I'm in IL-6. It went from 66% R in 2014, to 60% in 2016, to suddenly 45% in 18/20. Nothing in this district has changed but they want us to think we're suddenly having a 20% shift in a couple years to elect democrats?

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paynet [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

illinois could be a great test of how they defrauded the down ballot candidates.

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PapaPepe 15 points ago +15 / -0

We are known worldwide for corruption here in Illinois. I'd bet that 1/3 of the dem wins here were due to fraud.

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PapaPepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

The problem is IL-6 should never have been close to begin with.

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GBA4ever 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same with IL-3

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illiniPede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well according to the democrat congressman those 45% are racists and homophobes.

Not my words, his exact words told to some kids at the county fairgrounds.

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paynet [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

there's that word "sharpie".

suspicious uniformity in different geographical regions like AZ, and MI.

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Biteyourowntongue 5 points ago +5 / -0

I find it disturbing that only 34 states require an ID to vote.

As you can probably guess, the big liberal states don't require them.

I honestly got weird vibes this year too. Workers stared just a little too much. Maybe I'm not remembering things correctly but they asked me to not mark my party on the written sheet. I thought I did in the last election though.

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jb42 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was thinking. Maybe the Sharpies do work and do scan... individually. But if you mark something else it spoils.

For example, suppose on one side of the ballot you have D/L/R. And on the exact opposite side, for a different race, you have D/R/L.

Then, if you mark D on both, the bleed through doesn't matter. But if you mark R or L, the bleed through would make races double-marked.

If you live in an area where they did this, look at the sample ballots online and see if they played ordering games (when you print it out). I'd be real curious.

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LastSpartan 20 points ago +21 / -1

I purposely voted by mail in Illinois so if they did do anything funny it would help Trump. I knew the state wouldn’t flip red.

Many of the people I know have major TDS. I’m close to the city so no surprise.

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ChokingOnARedpill 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nice 3d chess!

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GBA4ever 3 points ago +3 / -0

I turned in my mail in ballot when I voted on election day but marked Trump and a few other Republican offices so it couldn't be used for other purposes.

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BrakeRemovalMechanic 15 points ago +15 / -0

Copy paste breaks the wrapping.

Email was was sent 3 hours ago to Chicagoans.

There is certainly no need to examine our results here in Chicago.

Full text:

Dear (redacted by pede):

The Chicago Board of Election Commissioners wants to thank you and the 800,000-plus voters who participated ahead of Election Day through Vote by Mail and Early Voting. We hope your experience was a good one. Our goal in 2021 will be to build on the successes and enhance these systems in the years to come.

Currently, we are busy making sure every valid ballot is counted to certify the results to the Illinois State Board of Elections by November 24, 2020. You may visit our website at chicagoelections.gov to find the preliminary results, and on November 24, the proclamation. We also invite you to update your voter information at any time or browse the information on our website.

There were many challenges during this election. Our main objectives were to make voting safe, secure, accessible and transparent. Your participation contributed to our successes on this front. Thank you for the opportunity to be of assistance. Sincerely,

Board of Election Commissioners for the City of Chicago

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paynet [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

don't know. thought that was just me. cut and pasted it directly from their email.

please let me know if i've somehow left footprints and will be murdered before sundown.

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paynet [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

see previous post about me possibly being murdered today. please let me know if i've left footprints. thanks!

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RocksCanOnlyWait 9 points ago +9 / -0

I moved out of Cook county and IL over a year ago. I wonder if I voted there...

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paynet [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

you did. 4 times.

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depl0rable0ne 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm in the Chicago area too and the poll workers were all lilbtarded blue haired freaks.

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paynet [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

same vibe here in downtown. only ours didn't look that normal.

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mrsucko 9 points ago +9 / -0

I know a bunch of IL voters on facebook who are livid that, when they went to go vote, it said they already voted by mail. They're all organizing to figure out what the hell went wrong.

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paynet [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

sorry about your friends.

guide them to this thread. let them know there are others.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 9 points ago +9 / -0

Notice this...... nobody signed it with a name, only a position.

Nobody is accountable.

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Pepega 9 points ago +9 / -0

my polling place had people in line at 6am out the parkign lot in IL. People in line said they have never seen it like that.

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virgule 8 points ago +8 / -0

Translation: "Our goal in 2021 is to improve our camouflage."

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LadyPede23 8 points ago +8 / -0

I voted with a Sharpe in Chicago. I really think we won Illinois

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TrumpTrainForever 8 points ago +8 / -0

I grew up in IL, many counties in IL never purge voter rolls. If you’re registered there, you are registered for life. This is part of the Dems plan to use your vote when you don’t live there anymore to keep voting for dem policies. This is well known by anyone who lives there. Not to mention, the whole state can vote red but if one county in Chicago votes blue the whole state is basically cucked. Add in too, that my home county in IL (literal retards) voted to raise propert taxes up to 5% annually to “fund the schools” and then the state demands that local tax money go directly to Chicago to keep that piece of shit city running. States fucked, which is why I left a long time ago.

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Redpill-notCommieRed 7 points ago +7 / -0

Outside auditor needs to come in and verify

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botknob 7 points ago +7 / -0

Another reason why Illinois is losing residents to Michigan and Wisconsin. Source: My friends and I

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robert_shurtleff 7 points ago +7 / -0

Totally believe it.. I posted the other day about a race in the NW burbs, IL14 that has all the same hallmarks of fraud. R ahead then passed by D with ballots found somewhere or other at the country clerk's office on Friday after election day. This was a D upset back in the midterms . I bet that was the same game.

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Kekistan_United 7 points ago +7 / -0

BREAKING: JUSSIE SMOLLET CLAIMS TRUMP CAME TO HIS HOUSE AND STRANGLED HIM. LEFT NOOSE AND KKK HAT

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DeplorableDC 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whispered in his ear that Jimmy Johns was better that dirty old Soobway.

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Gaming 7 points ago +7 / -0

They had Sharpies out and ready in the suburbs.

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GBA4ever 5 points ago +5 / -0

I brought my own pen, I told the judge out of covid concerns, and she wiped a sharpie off with a clorox wipe and told me I had to use it.

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stormcloud 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bring your pen, but don't show it ;)

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DeplorableDC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here is where we can all learn from the debate. Hide the pen up your sleeve like old sleepy Joe.

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Biteyourowntongue 1 point ago +1 / -0

Discreetly hide it between your cheeks.

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MAGAyar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep. Had one myself.

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MAGA_Punch 6 points ago +6 / -0

But I just saw Beetlejuice's video today saying that she loves SCiencE... Guess that doesn't apply to Benford's Law.

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CaptJohnYossarian 4 points ago +4 / -0

National Spotlight. Spread word, give examples.

For example, Judicial Watch was unable to access voter rolls in Sept. They straight up refused.

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tehkelso 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was just wondering about Illinois myself earlier today. With a crime factory like Chicago, guaranteed fuckery going on there.

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GBA4ever 2 points ago +2 / -0

She didn't.

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Groupthinkgroupthink 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love how bigot commies always state the direct opposite of what they're attempting to do: Our main objectives were to make voting safe, secure, accessible and transparent.

Yeah they've actively throuted those stated aims -- it's like they're so dumb, they can't see their own pattern of lying that everyone else slowly becomes inoculated against.

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pedeypete 5 points ago +5 / -0

Corrupted City says corrupted election was fair.

Okay then boys, nothing more to see here.

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CaptJohnYossarian 5 points ago +5 / -0

They're fucking rubbing it in our faces.

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Warchant59 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL. From the literal nexus of galactic corruption.

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stormcloud 4 points ago +4 / -0

Time for an audit!

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floridadave 4 points ago +5 / -1

I read it may have been skewed due to gerrymandering

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MagaMan40 4 points ago +4 / -0

At least its safe in Chicago with the strict gun laws /s

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behemoth887 4 points ago +4 / -0

if we actually won illinois then we definitely won CA and NY

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Znut55 4 points ago +4 / -0

Land of liberals and all are welcome to vote with no ID and no one checks shit. Ask the people who live here (and don't and still vote). Land of "we refused to clean up the voting rolls filled with dead people and those that have moved, etc."

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Scrub_Anon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Forward that email to the trump team. Seems suspicious.

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johnqpublic864 4 points ago +4 / -0

Every single state is in play, even Delaware.

He's Awareness Del

Making people aware

Aware of Delaware

"Do you want to learn about Delaware?"

"Fuck yeah!"

"Come on, man! Let's go!"

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Prayingforus20 3 points ago +3 / -0

https://thedonald.win/p/11PpFwf1hD/illinois-if-black-men-broke-for-/c/ Posted 6 days ago I guarantee you Illinois is red. Think about it, if you leave the city headed east you hit Indiana in 25 mins and if you head north you hit Wisconsin in what 1hr? But after about 30 mins west or south bound its all turns red. Most the folks in the city are not even registered.

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onetruecliff 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope there are disputes because it would be so nice to bring Illinois back into play fully and have them flip for Trump.

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MAGASquatch 3 points ago +3 / -0

With all the reporting on corruption in PA & MI, Illinois be like: "hold up guys... we want to play, too."

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Robbie06261995 3 points ago +3 / -0

St Louis resident here, any time I travel over to the metro east all I see is Pritzner Sucks signs. They're at least fortunate they can travel across state lines to the free state of Missouri (asside from the idiot mayor of the city & the county executive, or rather county tyrant).

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atomical 3 points ago +3 / -0

Illinois might be far too much of a lead for the demonrats for us to catch up?

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paynet [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

yes, but trump will aggrevate you til you make a mistake. our governor swallowed the hook, line and sinker.

would be great to see pritzker in jail. they could have, like, a quorum of governors since most of our governors are already there.

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J_Von_Random 5 points ago +5 / -0

would be great to see pritzker in jail

It is one of our cherished local traditions.

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stormcloud 2 points ago +2 / -0

More about House races (although I wonder about Durbin) and local elections -- but those are important to the people who live there.

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snacksthecat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone raised the question elsewhere about Dominion machines being used in Chicago, in regards to the data looking strange.

https://i.maga.host/USKTZ94.png

I do not know how to interpret this information, but can confirm that polling site used these exact shiny new machines that I had never seen in prior years.

https://i.maga.host/AoFJzQ6.png

Edit: I should mention that I don't know the source of the data used to produce this chart, so take it with a grain of salt. I feel it is also worth mentioning that in Illinois you cannot verify your vote online (who you voted for nor if it was counted). I walked my printed ballot (human readable) from the voting terminal, over to the counting machine where a poll worker told me to feed the ballot into the counting machine, and that when the 3 inch touch LCD screen displayed a checkmark, that meant my vote was counted.