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posted ago by paynet ago by paynet +5102 / -0

Email was was sent 3 hours ago to Chicagoans.

There is certainly no need to examine our results here in Chicago.

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Dear (redacted by pede):

    The Chicago Board of Election Commissioners wants to thank you and the 800,000-plus voters who participated ahead of Election Day through Vote by Mail and Early Voting. We hope your experience was a good one. Our goal in 2021 will be to build on the successes and enhance these systems in the years to come.

    Currently, we are busy making sure every valid ballot is counted to certify the results to the Illinois State Board of Elections by November 24, 2020. You may visit our website at chicagoelections.gov to find the preliminary results, and on November 24, the proclamation. We also invite you to update your voter information at any time or browse the information on our website.

    There were many challenges during this election. Our main objectives were to make voting safe, secure, accessible and transparent. Your participation contributed to our successes on this front. Thank you for the opportunity to be of assistance.

Sincerely,

Board of Election Commissioners for the City of Chicago

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paynet [S] 28 points ago +30 / -2

wait.

if illinois is the worst, perhaps the dominion software investigators can pay us a visit? we have great deep dish pizza. giordano's - 312-951-0747.

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whobody 20 points ago +20 / -0

I'm a Lou Malnatis guy myself but I agree, we need a full audit.

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mrsucko 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fuck yeah, Lou's! There are a lot of pan style near me as well. Love it!

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doug2 2 points ago +5 / -3

Deep dish pizza. Disgusting.

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Biteyourowntongue 9 points ago +9 / -0

How dare you. Deep dish pizza is #blessed. The only good thing to come out of this hellhole state.

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WassermanSchultz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Portillos hot dogs are great.

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doug2 4 points ago +5 / -1

No the best thing were the hoes in college I used to smash.

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FatherFriendship 4 points ago +5 / -1

Get up on outta here with your deep dish hate, it's the best type and you know it

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Biteyourowntongue 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now I want some....

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Cacciali_Via 0 points ago +1 / -1

That pile of shit cheese casserole they call pizza at Giordano's is an abomination.