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Girlfriend Keeps Referring To Herself As 'Wife-Elect' Despite No Official Word From Boyfriend (babylonbee.com)
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– MagaGal 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let's see. Stalker: "Your Honor, I'm just woman's boyfriend-elect." Thief: "You Honor, I'm just the television's owner-elect." Kidnapper: Your Honor, I'm just the child's parent-elect." Hunter B: Your Honor, I'm just (there's got to be a joke here somewhere...help me out).

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– spezisapedo 2 points ago +2 / -0

natalie-foot-job elect.

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