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StaryHickory 195 points ago +204 / -9

ARREST AND ANALLY VIOLATE THEM GOOD SIRS!

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ClownTamer 105 points ago +106 / -1

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down there, pede. We have to waterboard them first.

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BigPanda71 31 points ago +31 / -0

Too far man. That’s beyond cruel and unusual

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publ1us 20 points ago +20 / -0

Whoa now.. That one might violate the 8th amendment.

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berson129 8 points ago +8 / -0

He dumps in his pants not the bathroom... wait a minute

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rauschman 7 points ago +7 / -0

I just threw up in my mouth a bit.

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Pedeville 9 points ago +9 / -0

Whoa, whoa, whoa, blood eagle first

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Seventeen76x2 2 points ago +2 / -0

As a public spectacle it would certainly be a deterrent to would-be criminals!

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Barracuda 6 points ago +6 / -0

Okay, Okay, who's bringing the car batteries ?

THE BIG UNS!

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Johnny_Treason 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down there, pede. We have to thrash their buttocks first.

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Calypso127 1 point ago +1 / -0

its not waterboarding if you use diesel

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testingonetwothree 16 points ago +17 / -1

put the voting machine in their ass maybe. And use the nationwide text system to send a video of it to every democrat

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Bruce13 6 points ago +6 / -0

One stroke of the Dominion Voting Machine for every switched vote

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LordCommanderTrump 11 points ago +11 / -0

Except Obama, he'd enjoy himself too much

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ProphetOfKek 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just send a prison woman after him.

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WikkiWikki420 4 points ago +4 / -0

If by “prison woman” you mean someone like Michael Obama... I’m afraid Barry boy might enjoy that a little too much. You got to find him a real bubba bear that will tear his chocolate starfish far more open than a goatse.

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NeonNazis 3 points ago +3 / -0

At this moment Big Mike is probably beating him with his ropey penis

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