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ProphetOfKek 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just send a prison woman after him.

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WikkiWikki420 4 points ago +4 / -0

If by “prison woman” you mean someone like Michael Obama... I’m afraid Barry boy might enjoy that a little too much. You got to find him a real bubba bear that will tear his chocolate starfish far more open than a goatse.