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HeavyVetting 502 points ago +503 / -1

It's 2020 and Shitposter69 is unironically more credible than CNN

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collegepede 306 points ago +307 / -1

That would be president elect shitposter69 to you sir

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Shitposter69 256 points ago +257 / -1

I accept your nomination

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coderdude6598 158 points ago +160 / -2

This is the law to use for full Social Media takedown. It is on the books already.

Maybe this will get the attention of Dorsey, Zuckerberg, Pichai (Google), and Suzanne Scott (FoxNews)?

18 U.S. Code § 2384.Seditious conspiracy

If two or more persons in any State or Territory, or in any place subject to the jurisdiction of the United States, conspire to overthrow, put down, or to destroy by force the Government of the United States, or to levy war against them, or to oppose by force the authority thereof, or by force to prevent, hinder, or delay the execution of any law of the United States, or by force to seize, take, or possess any property of the United States contrary to the authority thereof, they shall each be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than twenty years, or both.

Heavy-handed, but possible maximum fine is 100% of assets.

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Deplorabelle 75 points ago +76 / -1

I've been waiting FOUR LONG YEARS to see Mo Fo's being perp walked.

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INK10 40 points ago +44 / -4

And beheaded? Please? I want them beheaded.

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Shitposter69 39 points ago +41 / -2

I'm waiting

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SvixGale 13 points ago +15 / -2

If people don't seriously end up imprisoned for decades and/or executed, we are officially a banana republic.

They will just do it again in 2022 and 2024 if there are no consequences for this coup.

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PierreDerelicto 9 points ago +10 / -1

Well Dorsey is acting like the laws don't exist and using force thus, while down in the streets he is fueled and given validation to do this by the chants of

"No Borders No Wall, No USA at all!"

Really it should be easy to just send a special investigation to Dorsey.

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Art-Vandelay41 9 points ago +9 / -0

I DECLARE....PRESIDENCYYYY

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KS-76- 2 points ago +3 / -1

Or identify as it

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ArdentGrasshopper 12 points ago +13 / -1

LOOOOL, I almost spit my water :D :D

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 7 points ago +8 / -1

But did you pay a graphic artist on Fiverr to make you a fake seal logo???

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HeavyVetting 53 points ago +54 / -1

Here's a list of people that have not congratulated President-Elect Shitposter69

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Trumpzilla420 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s okay we still love you

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sometimescanbefunny 19 points ago +20 / -1

I refuse to acknowledge him. I will not concede- I’m the true president-elect. You can tell because I’m wagging my finger in a condescending manner. Shame on you, you’re ruining the credibility of the media and establishment!

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MagaroniNCheese 8 points ago +9 / -1

I've recently decided to identify as President-Elect as well. By the way, my preferred pronoun is xir.

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DanIsSwell 3 points ago +4 / -1

I’m getting confused now *checks New York Times for clarity

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matrik 6 points ago +7 / -1

Lol, I think Elon Musk started something with his kid. We are going to start seeing people with real names like Shitposter69.

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BurnerAcct42069 2 points ago +3 / -1

I used my real name on here. @AOC put me on your fucking list

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dumdumexpress 3 points ago +3 / -0

Respect his authority!

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Walleyevision 11 points ago +13 / -2

Sorry, I declared first

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deleted 14 points ago +15 / -1
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Benblishem 10 points ago +11 / -1

I don't care- Mom said I get to be President Elect.

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Walleyevision 6 points ago +8 / -2

Ah-ha! Sir, you have neglected to cite the amendment clause; Forthwith, said candidate, prior to calling dibs, must equip a studio with a minimum 60’ x 25’ backdrop in the color of navy blue, clearly bearing script reading “the office of the president elect”

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WakingKnowledge -1 points ago +1 / -2

Well, I cheated the most!

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berson129 31 points ago +33 / -2

Well to be fair even the spider in my room i squished a few mins ago is more credible than CNN

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SordidPontification 30 points ago +30 / -0

RIP spiderbro.

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berson129 19 points ago +19 / -0

He had to go back

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DingDongDitch 12 points ago +12 / -0

Soiderbro was a republican when he was alive, now he votes democrat, multiple times

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Mathetai 1 point ago +1 / -0

from each previous address

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Guruchild 1 point ago +2 / -1

f

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TexasPiper 17 points ago +18 / -1

We have the best user names don’t we folks?

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MakeFreedomRing 8 points ago +9 / -1

So right my fellow Trump supporter.

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Tylerfuckingdurden 3 points ago +4 / -1

Mine is shit

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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MyUsername 12 points ago +13 / -1

Always has been.

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KRM944 9 points ago +10 / -1

Truth!