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collegepede 306 points ago +307 / -1

That would be president elect shitposter69 to you sir

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Shitposter69 256 points ago +257 / -1

I accept your nomination

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coderdude6598 158 points ago +160 / -2

This is the law to use for full Social Media takedown. It is on the books already.

Maybe this will get the attention of Dorsey, Zuckerberg, Pichai (Google), and Suzanne Scott (FoxNews)?

18 U.S. Code § 2384.Seditious conspiracy

If two or more persons in any State or Territory, or in any place subject to the jurisdiction of the United States, conspire to overthrow, put down, or to destroy by force the Government of the United States, or to levy war against them, or to oppose by force the authority thereof, or by force to prevent, hinder, or delay the execution of any law of the United States, or by force to seize, take, or possess any property of the United States contrary to the authority thereof, they shall each be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than twenty years, or both.

Heavy-handed, but possible maximum fine is 100% of assets.

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Deplorabelle 75 points ago +76 / -1

I've been waiting FOUR LONG YEARS to see Mo Fo's being perp walked.

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ButteryFumes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Love your username!

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Mathetai 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's been generations coming, fren.

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INK10 40 points ago +44 / -4

And beheaded? Please? I want them beheaded.

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China_dindu_nuffin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Love a good hanging. But at this point when the truth is unveiled it’s gonna be pedes in the streets of DC. No decorum needed.

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WakingKnowledge 1 point ago +2 / -1

You will get your beheadings! We will sell the heads on ebay and donate the proceeds to Trump's campaign.

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MaximusDecimusMeridi 1 point ago +2 / -1

Make pikes and guillotines great again

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Shitposter69 39 points ago +41 / -2

I'm waiting

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SvixGale 13 points ago +15 / -2

If people don't seriously end up imprisoned for decades and/or executed, we are officially a banana republic.

They will just do it again in 2022 and 2024 if there are no consequences for this coup.

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MAGA_or_GTFO 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't worry....this has EVERYONE watching

It will get resolved.

Fraud will be revealed

Violators will be jailed

Anything less.....2A is there for this exact reason.

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coderdude6598 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s why we fight. We are one generation away from losing our Freedom.

Not on my watch, bitches!

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PierreDerelicto 9 points ago +10 / -1

Well Dorsey is acting like the laws don't exist and using force thus, while down in the streets he is fueled and given validation to do this by the chants of

"No Borders No Wall, No USA at all!"

Really it should be easy to just send a special investigation to Dorsey.

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Art-Vandelay41 9 points ago +9 / -0

I DECLARE....PRESIDENCYYYY

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JakeJunker 1 point ago +1 / -0

a fan of The Office pede? good shit.

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KS-76- 2 points ago +3 / -1

Or identify as it

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ArdentGrasshopper 12 points ago +13 / -1

LOOOOL, I almost spit my water :D :D

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 7 points ago +8 / -1

But did you pay a graphic artist on Fiverr to make you a fake seal logo???

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HeavyVetting 53 points ago +54 / -1

Here's a list of people that have not congratulated President-Elect Shitposter69

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Trumpzilla420 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s okay we still love you

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sometimescanbefunny 19 points ago +20 / -1

I refuse to acknowledge him. I will not concede- I’m the true president-elect. You can tell because I’m wagging my finger in a condescending manner. Shame on you, you’re ruining the credibility of the media and establishment!

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MagaroniNCheese 8 points ago +9 / -1

I've recently decided to identify as President-Elect as well. By the way, my preferred pronoun is xir.

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admiralhank 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm with xir -->

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Litehouse 1 point ago +1 / -0

My son’s girlfriend just identified as “wife-elect”.

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DanIsSwell 3 points ago +4 / -1

I’m getting confused now *checks New York Times for clarity

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matrik 6 points ago +7 / -1

Lol, I think Elon Musk started something with his kid. We are going to start seeing people with real names like Shitposter69.

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BurnerAcct42069 2 points ago +3 / -1

I used my real name on here. @AOC put me on your fucking list

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dumdumexpress 3 points ago +3 / -0

Respect his authority!

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Walleyevision 11 points ago +13 / -2

Sorry, I declared first

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Benblishem 10 points ago +11 / -1

I don't care- Mom said I get to be President Elect.

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Walleyevision 6 points ago +8 / -2

Ah-ha! Sir, you have neglected to cite the amendment clause; Forthwith, said candidate, prior to calling dibs, must equip a studio with a minimum 60’ x 25’ backdrop in the color of navy blue, clearly bearing script reading “the office of the president elect”

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WakingKnowledge -1 points ago +1 / -2

Well, I cheated the most!