“Look, Fat, I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Trunalimunumaprzure of the United States against all Dog faced Pony Soldiers, foreign and domestic; that I will bear truth over facts and allegiance to the Deep State; that I take this bakadathcare freely, without any mental ability or purpose of action; and that I will build back better and faithfully discharge into Harris' face the duties of the office on which I am about to surrender. So help me you know the thing.”