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WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where have you been? Left me to fight evil all by myself and kicked me out of your group after kneeling to the woke 90s mob! I demand an explanation!

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RedRanger 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bruh, I just left to get tacos.

Got lost. I'm sorry.

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok real talk Jason,

I have a blue shirt with tacos all over it. Literally this emoji 🌮 covers the entire shirt and I never fucking wear it cause it’s too tight and really hot. But I wore it today for the first time in months and it’s just funny you mention tacos now cause everyone commented on my shirt today and all I could think about was tacos.

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RedRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's hilarious! I was typing Whataburger, but tacos sounded better at the last second.