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Shempy 250 points ago +250 / -0

“We shall meme on the interwebs, we shall shitpost in the comments section, with growing confidence and growing strength on the airwaves, we shall defend our MAGA, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the Donald.win, we shall fight on the chans, we shall fight on the servers. And we shall never, ever surrender.”

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IAbsolutelyDare 75 points ago +75 / -0

You have nothing to lose but your Twitter warnings!

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loverat 23 points ago +23 / -0

If I'm not getting suspended on Twitter every other day - I'm not smartmouthing enough blue check fucktard lefties or disseminating enough based memes to the troops.

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TruuthSeeker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Already perma banned, good luck my fellow Frens and warriors. Be swift, be witty, Be Right. The Digital battlefield is your theater. Be off, Good luck, God Bless

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Logan_Viking 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol

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r4ptur3 14 points ago +14 / -0

I’m doing MY part!

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HatnNewLognReqs 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'm see everyone here has seen Starship Troopers

🤣

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Fenrir24 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's afraid!!

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GodSpeedTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

RUDY’S ROUGHNECKS!!!

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ALtHoneyBadger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Texas 🇺🇸🙌🏻

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Caveman27 2 points ago +2 / -0

Twitter deleted my account...it's all good, I hate those fuckers anyway. They said it was because I was under 13 yrs of age. I have granddaughters older than that. I think it was because I fucked with Kuntzilla Harris several times, everyday. I got side tracked to T D, but I'll got back and mess with her some more. Know why? Cause she's a ho!!!

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Bramage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh I been banned many times for red pilling libtards, this time looks to be permanent. Im in the "club" now here.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 39 points ago +39 / -0

WELCOME ABOARD, LEGENDS

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Flipbarryfromreddit 38 points ago +38 / -0

It feels good to be on the RIGHT side of history!!!!!!!!!!!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same thing as a patriot, which some of us still prefer. The idea is our movement has a lot of legs. It came from a fun quirky video in 2016:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSemARaqGqE

Another one about Kekistan, this goes in depth: (pending me finding it)

This cover I first heard in that documentary is GREAT:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HahVcBoyGzk

Btw welcome to .win!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know right? I've sung both parts of many Simon and Garfunkel songs in live performance, so I appreciate him / them doing a good job with it; that takes dedication and hard work. I wish I could find a whole album of their stuff but there's one more:

Imagine Communism: John Lennon Parody

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Rainspa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Centipede.

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KSUIE 2 points ago +2 / -0

We are all legs of the millipede.

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gumtreepewpew 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why millipede??

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KSUIE 6 points ago +6 / -0

DON'T ASK QUESTIONS YOU DON'T WANT THE ANSWERS TO! PRaise KEK! haha

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

It means a centipede! Hahaha that was the name of the hypest dubstep song which was added to amplify ppl failing to stump the Trump!

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hiddenpede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Memesmith, reporting for duty!

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ShadowIntegration 18 points ago +18 / -0

Clicked on this post specifically looking for a comment thread like this. Y'all are awesome!

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Waynekerr 7 points ago +7 / -0

I only just discovered this board but i'm thinking about using my superior Australian genetics to bring it down with elite shitposting.

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 41 points ago +41 / -0

the chans

The autists are the last people you want to fight.

They are the Immortals of the modern age.

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Ithrowawaay 40 points ago +40 / -0

The Shia Lebouf tale is one for the ages.

I was crying laughing so hard.

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LandOfLiberty 11 points ago +11 / -0

When you think about it, Shia was right. He did not divide us.

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Ithrowawaay 4 points ago +4 / -0

The only one stoking division here, is Shia.

Irony is completely lost on the left.

SAD!

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Shempy 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not familiar

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Ithrowawaay 14 points ago +14 / -0

Normally I’d say fuck Vice, but the write up is pretty good and bias only makes it that much funnier.

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Shempy 14 points ago +14 / -0

Oh my god—-I came in on the tail end of the meme war in 2016 and didn’t really dive deeply until the following year. That is fucking hilarious

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Knight1_of_Sunset 15 points ago +15 / -0

The moral of the story? Don't fuck with /pol/.

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Reizan878 10 points ago +10 / -0

"He will nut inside us!"

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Theonlyagent 5 points ago +5 / -0

internet historian if youtube comes back

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LeewardRights 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just watched those this week

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loverat 4 points ago +4 / -0

120% some of them faggotted twice.

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Michelles_penis1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Boots on the ground, can confirm

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LiddleMarco 10 points ago +10 / -0

--Winston Larphill

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hitchhiker 7 points ago +7 / -0

Rule our MAGA, our MAGA rule the webs.

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DefenestrateDatAss 87 points ago +87 / -0

You can tell we keep getting more and more people because the up-Trumps keep getting higher and higher on the top posts.

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Donald_Gear_Solid 9 points ago +9 / -0

I lurked the last few months and finally joined yesterday.

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ThePedeJames 7 points ago +7 / -0

Welcome brother

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Donald_Gear_Solid 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thanks fren!

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dirtysanchez69 63 points ago +63 / -0

IT'S AFRAID!

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ChelseaHubbell 56 points ago +57 / -1

Would you like to know more?

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cgiles98 43 points ago +43 / -0

[DESIRE TO KNOW MORE INTENSIFIES]

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Jimmy33 13 points ago +13 / -0

Fake-Prince Harry and Chelsea have a lot in common

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Jimmy33 7 points ago +7 / -0

Look up a color pic of Captain Hewitt. Di's BFF.

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SacredBandOfPedes 5 points ago +5 / -0

Chelsea Clinton and Chelsea Manning would make a beautiful lesbian couple....

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KSUIE 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just threw up a little but I'm alright now.

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SacredBandOfPedes 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I had a reddit account I'd post this comment on some subreds...it would most certainly set off some "TERFS", feminists, and TRAs!

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shortermemory 3 points ago +3 / -0

Show him the one of Castro and Trudeau

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Deadpool 16 points ago +16 / -0

That name 😂👌 that damned name. Love it Pede 👌🤣🤣🤣

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Maga2020Maga2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would like to know why Franklin County PA has not fully updated the Penn State DB on in person voters.

Adam County (right next door and nearly the same size) has their (AP) At Poll data into the system.

Those were the first 2 counties I have been working on to compare.

Adam County:

Total R 40764 Rep %: 56.34% Rep AP Turnout: 33423 81.99%

Total D 20051 Dem %: 27.71% Dem AP Turnout: 15284 76.23%

Franklin County:

Total R 61373 Rep %: 60.76% Rep AP Turnout: 7713 12.57%

Total D 25026 Dem %: 24.78% Dem AP Turnout: 2346 9.37%

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BHConspiracy 51 points ago +52 / -1

Doing my part in the school system, red-pilling my students. fuck the democrat institutions.. I'm behind enemy lines boys.

MAGA2020

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unsquishable 24 points ago +24 / -0

High risk high reward.

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BHConspiracy 26 points ago +27 / -1

It's a tragedy what the left has done to schools. Teachers are wearing BLM masks and the magazines our union sends us are littered with white privilege, BLM, fuck white people propaganda.

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Tranny_Fluid 17 points ago +17 / -0

You are a true patriot sir

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Pede3 14 points ago +14 / -0

Examine your children's reading assignments for open propoganda. Demand an alternate book if you disagree. Even in this blue area with a lib school board, they produced a more neutral reading assignments when challenged.

BLM and other political masks should be forbidden as part of dress code. It is well known that most teachers are leftist, and neutral or conservative have to be quiet to survive in that environment. A conservative teacher would not wear a Trump mask to work, and a good conservative would want kids to make their own informed decisions once they are mature enough to understand what they support.

I'm not a teacher, but have worked with many. Good luck. We need more conservatives in education.

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ajoed3 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was in academia in STEM and did a brief stint as a research Assistant Professor at a foreign UK-based university last year, but I decided to move back to the US. Instead of following my plan to stay in academic research, when I saw the SJW infestation, usually on the job application process Diversity-Equity-Inclusion loyalty pledge essay, I thought, fuck these guys. I love research but the system was already broken in other ways before the SJW spillover from the liberal arts. Was also sick of seeing the new administrators get hired for more than new research professors, while they get in the way of learning and research and tuition is hiked to pay for their lazy asses. Went to a pharmaceutical company instead. There are surely some good niches in academia still, but I'm sure a Biden term would stamp them out with a rapid communist assault. Good luck fren, and try to avoid campus dangers when that piano lands /rant over.

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KSUIE 7 points ago +7 / -0

And it's not just in person. My daughter is doing online school. She was doing an ELA assignment about "Theme", 4th grade. The fucking article they made her read was about a person in a wheelchair that couldn't get in to a business so some of her friends helped her protest the business. She asked me what the theme was and I told her "Communism, turn that fucking thing off and go play outside."

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Liberty0rdeath 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ideological subversion. Yuri Bezmenov was correct.

That’s why we need a more patriotic education, which simply means go back like 30 years in time. Remove all Marxism. This is also why all young people are commies. God bless POTUS.

Thank god we are dominating the internet right now. Even though the tech giants are trying to control the narrative.

They will never silence free speech!

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e_pluribus_unum9 13 points ago +13 / -0

More power to you. This country can be saved only by the young Patriots and school is where it begins

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ChelseaHubbell 7 points ago +7 / -0

You keep using gendered pronouns like that and you're gonna blow your cover

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Pede3 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's not identifying as an attack helicopter, yet at least.

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Woohan 46 points ago +46 / -0

Hello frens! It's fun here!

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esheki808 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not according to reddit!

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Mr_Beanths 46 points ago +46 / -0

TRUMP’S ROUGHNECKS REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR!

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SacredBandOfPedes 17 points ago +17 / -0

TRUMP'S ROUGHNECKS....the 21ST century version of TEDDY'S ROUGHRIDERS!!!!

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HatnNewLognReqs 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the best timeline

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CahalTheMad 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's me in the back row, far left.

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Gayfrogman 40 points ago +40 / -0

Second post here. New user. We will never surrender. We must let the salt flow!

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bluto36 15 points ago +15 / -0

we got openings for fighters, miners and memers ...

memeist what is the plural?

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Tranny_Fluid 14 points ago +14 / -0

Memeists making memes in the memery?

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Maga2020Maga2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Right now, we need data analysts that are good with scripting.

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Keris 4 points ago +4 / -0

mimis

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SacredBandOfPedes 9 points ago +9 / -0

KEK wills it!!!!

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SacredBandOfPedes 6 points ago +6 / -0

Let them cry tears of cesium fluoride!

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Drphilknight 40 points ago +41 / -1

BUILD THOSE WALLS TO THE LEFT

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GarnetDragon 20 points ago +21 / -1

Build those walls to keep out the Left!

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Covf3f3 40 points ago +41 / -1

I'm doing my part!

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Lenore_magabitch 33 points ago +34 / -1

Yay I finally signed up!! Women for Trump!!

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Howabsolutelydareu 16 points ago +16 / -0

Damn right!

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bellcurvestrikesback 12 points ago +12 / -0

Welcome magabitch

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Lenore_magabitch 7 points ago +7 / -0

Gracias

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bubadmt 28 points ago +28 / -0

C'mon man!

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Ithrowawaay 10 points ago +10 / -0

FFS Hunter, PUT IT AWAY.

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Jimmy33 15 points ago +15 / -0

This is my wife, no this is my sister, this is my son, no this is my granddaughter, I'm joe biden's husband, I don't need your votes to get elected, Barack and I have developed the biggest voter fraud organization in history, one nation under, you know, the thing.

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Jarlason10 8 points ago +8 / -0

I, you know, the thing!

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whateverbruh 24 points ago +24 / -0

Sure feels fucking good knowing that I can say whatever I want without the fear of being banned. The far-left mobs took over every subreddit, That site turned into an echo chamber and anyone who dares step out of line gets the hammer.

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SacredBandOfPedes 9 points ago +9 / -0

And we know how to have FUN!!!

Lefties can't do comedy!!! They just can't! They can't take a joke, or know when to let a little jab slide.

Those old 1970s comedy roasts, they couldn't do. They'd make it serious event to forward a cause!

They ruined EVERY theatrical award show by injecting SJW nonsense into the acceptance speeches.

We can't even watch sports now without SJW messaging creeping in!

Thank goodness we still have places like TD.win to get away from all this lefty idiocy that is stifling speech in the real world!

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loverat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Without doubt - in 30+ years of being on the internet, this is the funniest community EVER.

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SacredBandOfPedes 2 points ago +2 / -0

30+ Years! You're getting back into the USENET/FREENET days!

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buckiemohawk 23 points ago +23 / -0

upvote too infinity

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loric4882 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do updoots really matter? I say YES! Every time I see a post with more than 3000 upvotes I gey a shot of seratonin and my brain grows bigly

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KonyHawk_ProSlaver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Down with reddit lingo

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buckiemohawk 2 points ago +2 / -0

they be downvoting like a plague. These commies dont get it. I will go do fighting before that commie can ever illegal usurp the office

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speakonlythetrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make sure you donate to Trump. A true Trumper makes sacrifices for the GEOTUS!

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DragonNRG 13 points ago +13 / -0

you have to make an appointment, I have Thursday at 11am PT, not sure who is after that

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ItsFunToSay-M-A-G-A 2 points ago +2 / -0

TO ALL OF YOU NEW MEMBERS here who WON'T be watching FoxNews tonight: A Salute to you in Anagrams!!!

https://thedonald.win/p/11Q8O5EpR1/to-all-of-you-here-who-wont-be-w/c/

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Maga2020Maga2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

You don't get to fold clothes with Natalie

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BeijingBiden 18 points ago +18 / -0

This is where we make HISTORY

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Spezz 18 points ago +18 / -0

If you see gray turn it orange, man!

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Ssue1216 17 points ago +17 / -0

Welcome! We need an acronym dictionary! To start a pede is good a pleb or shill is bad ❤️🌼🇺🇸

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Pede3 9 points ago +9 / -0

Centipede is a TD user, from the Can't Stump the Trump YouTube series. Knife Party song Centipede. See: injects paralyzing venom, two hollow fangs, nimble navigator, this centipede is a predator, impressive length.

Jeb: guac bowl, meme that he won all the states (raised arms in front of USA map)

Fren: friend

Pepe: frog of peace, Trump supporter

Kek: laugh. Sometimes Egyptian god of chaos

Go home to mommy/Take his coat: protesters during rally. Here = deport

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Pede3 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cocaine Mitch: Mitch McConnell, head turtle of Senate and expert at judge confirmation

GEOTUS: God Emporer of the United States - Warhammer reference to POTUS. See also: Batman, Superman, Florida Man (thanks Obama), VSG (very stable genius), your favorite President

SJW: social justice warrior. See woman in neon coat screaming at sky or Trigglypuff.

Jogger: looter. Sometimes used in place of another racist term.

YMCA, Never Come Down - current playlist. You can't always get what you want - 2016 era

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darthmatt005 7 points ago +7 / -0

Welcome, Pede!! Load up your meme cannons and give em' hell!! This war will be won by memers just like you!!

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loverat 6 points ago +6 / -0

Add Doomer: someone posting doom and gloom shit and bringing the HIGH ENERGY down. Not wanted. Positivity and trust in GEOTUS is paramount.

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based_biker 16 points ago +17 / -1

KEK

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ChikfilaFan 16 points ago +16 / -0

Welcome New Frens!

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Enigmacraft 15 points ago +15 / -0

Doing my part!

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SteelDriver 15 points ago +15 / -0

This place seems busier lately. Does anyone know how much traffic has increased since the election?

P.S. I'm in awe of those of you who made this place. I hope you keep it going no matter what happens.

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Groupthinkgroupthink 12 points ago +12 / -0

I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE

Click

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Jtbruen 11 points ago +11 / -0

I feel new, although I was here long before the reddit lockdown..

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mr_meatball_disaster 11 points ago +11 / -0

Everybody fights, nobody cucks!

(Welcome home, frens)

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South_Florida_Guy 11 points ago +11 / -0

Service guarantees citizenship!

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1andrac3 11 points ago +11 / -0

HOLDING THE FUCKING LINE SIR!!

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T_DforTrump2020 11 points ago +12 / -1

Was on TD from the beginning until the end. Finally made an account after lurking for a while. Things are heating up. Glad you all are here with me, and vice versa.

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RONPAULR3VOLUTION 10 points ago +11 / -1

NO BRAKES!

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j4ckp0t 10 points ago +11 / -1

RASCZAK: You. Tell me the moral difference, if any, between the pede and the normy?

JOHNNY: The difference lies in the field of civic virtue. A pede accepts personal responsibility for the safety of the body politic, of which he is a member, defending it, if need be, with his life. The normy does not.

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Sponder 10 points ago +11 / -1

What can I do?

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ChelseaHubbell 9 points ago +9 / -0

Make memes if you can't just upvote good content

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2ScoopsOfMAGA 10 points ago +11 / -1

Thank you! I've been a long time lurker but after this election I'm all in. I'm proud to be a part of this unstoppable army of pedes! This is my new home.

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you_can_do_it 10 points ago +11 / -1

one uptrump for you

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Ifyoucankeepit 10 points ago +11 / -1

Been lurking from the beginning. Thank you meme war veterans.

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Jsmitty112 9 points ago +9 / -0

We all need to stand together and expose these commie bastards. An upvote is the least we can do!

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Skygrrrl 9 points ago +9 / -0

Feels good frens

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KajensAngel 9 points ago +9 / -0

Welcome. 🐸

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Kilo_Alpha_Golf 9 points ago +10 / -1

o7

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Bodysnatcher 9 points ago +10 / -1

o7 Happy to be here.

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Snapjacks 9 points ago +10 / -1

Sir, Private Fren reports!

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unbeknownst 8 points ago +9 / -1

I registered after reading this post, doing my part now. Had been just following silently...

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grumpyhead 8 points ago +9 / -1

reporting for duty

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Qualityproduct 7 points ago +7 / -0

ECW ECW ECW

Ah the memeries

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FutureCrusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just joined up ready to WIN!!!!!!!!!!