2061
Comments (172)
sorted by:
You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread.
241
r_u_srs_srsly 241 points ago +242 / -1

RICO paperwork just land?

Jesus, Trump and his fucking 7's

If Rudy just dropped RICO on literally everyone at 7pm Trump Time and put everyones records on legal hold (so they can wipe it with a cloth I guess) and establishes Veterans Day as the second scoop of Independence Day, I can only be so erect

86
sgt_richard 86 points ago +86 / -0

Virtual D-day

54
TGNX 54 points ago +54 / -0

Trump will do more, and then you will be ashamed that you thought your erection couldn't go further.

After that...that's up to you.

31
Helmerj 31 points ago +31 / -0

Mines about to reach my belly button. As soon as it does, it’s crunches time. Fuck me.

18
Big_Red_Hands 18 points ago +18 / -0

I’m about to become retarded be a there’s so much blood leaving my head.

11
Doth 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm pretty much a dick and balls with toothpick arms and legs now.

2
FuckYouAsWell 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good thing I'm due for a medical Friday. I can only get so erect for so long before I think I'll pass out.

26
mytummyhurts 26 points ago +26 / -0

I hope this is it.

17
DahRage 17 points ago +17 / -0

This better be the right answer

13
IsrorOrca 13 points ago +13 / -0

In Trump's voice Happy Veterans Day, this one is for you General Flynn...