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🚨🚨🚨CALL 911🚨🚨🚨 (media.patriots.win) 🐓 tendies 🍗
posted ago by BakedBlunts +2847 / -0
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webthing 81 points ago +81 / -0

Medic!

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TheMinnesottaKnee 25 points ago +25 / -0

frank and beans!!!

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Chopblock 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hees nutz! Grabeem!

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CLaRGe 10 points ago +10 / -0

Get this man a helicopter ride!

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
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PurestEvil 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am a "Light Mage." My class does not allow me to perform medical work, all I have is this laser pointer. But I can help you by also calling for a medic!

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DixOut4Donald 45 points ago +45 / -0

Why isn’t Don Jr my dad?

Actually my dad is more savage than him, lol

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kebabdrogo 19 points ago +19 / -0

Hi, its me, your brother

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DixOut4Donald 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hi

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NYESEXJUNK 29 points ago +29 / -0

I got fired today.

Why?

Jerking off in front of coworkers.

This just in, CNN chief political analyst has absolutely no shame. How addicted to social media likes can someone be?

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Human1967 24 points ago +24 / -0

Tactical Nuke Deployed lol

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DeadOverRed 22 points ago +22 / -0

He really had it coming.

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Grilledpepe 15 points ago +15 / -0

Lube'n Toobin for the loss

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Darkleaf20 15 points ago +15 / -0

What a fucking time to be alive!

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SuperChicken 14 points ago +14 / -0

Burn🤕

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deleted 17 points ago +17 / -0
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DeportAntifa 13 points ago +13 / -0

This might be the greatest single shitpost of all time

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Trumperette1 9 points ago +9 / -0

...while pleasing myself.

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Fvazquez310310 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is the best timeline. I don't give a shit what anyone says.

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dougkeenan 8 points ago +8 / -0

turned into a pillar of salt

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ObongoForPrison2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'll just be over here, Toobin'.

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SwampView 7 points ago +7 / -0

27 years....down the Toobin

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Adwest232323 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trump jr 2024

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Meatbank84 4 points ago +4 / -0

MMMMMMM!MMMOOOOOONNNNNSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTEEEEEERRRRRRR KKIIIIIIILLLLLLL

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1080pleb 4 points ago +4 / -0

R A M P A G E

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NeverLeft 4 points ago +4 / -0

Going to need some ointment on that burn

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Siteless_Vagrant 4 points ago +6 / -2

AAAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAGH SHIT IT BURNS! AAAAAAGH!

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Balzenburg 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mad man!!!!

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VetforTrump2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fitting end for a zoom jerker

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Canuck4Trump2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jeffrey Toobin

Friendly-fired today

After 27years as Staff Wanker

Always love porn magazines

Just missed my colleagues

Look forward to watching them jerk

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I_no_asshoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Toobin Story: A Beautiful Mess

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golinveaux 3 points ago +3 / -0

Epic! But seriously what kind of narcissistic POS twats these sympathy messages to the world after what he did? If he cared about his family at all he would lay low for a decade.

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Shitposter69 2 points ago +2 / -0

Daaaamn

Apply cold water to burned area

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nuclearpoweredpants 2 points ago +2 / -0

They call him coomin' Toobin, folks!

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themaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

release the halon!!

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Centrist_Vet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thats a lot of damage!!!!

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pizza_lawyer 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s over 9000!!!!

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HerbertHumperdink 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣🤣🤣

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HeretostayUSA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I read through Don Jr’s tweet 5 times before I realized I kept trying to insert the word “on” in my mind, but it appeared nowhere in his tweet... Don, you sneaky bastard you.

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CaliPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn, Jr. is SAVAGE! I hope I get to vote for him someday.

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EpicTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

If Don Jr is not my President in the future, it will be a travesty of KEKs will.

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Dashmoomoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Omfg is this real !? KEK !!!11

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myredmagahat 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s so savage hahaha

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try4gain 2 points ago +2 / -0

R   E  K   T

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brundlefly777 1 point ago +1 / -0

KILLING SPREE

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Bravo1 1 point ago +1 / -0

This jerk off talk is Disputed.