I am a "Light Mage." My class does not allow me to perform medical work, all I have is this laser pointer. But I can help you by also calling for a medic!
Epic! But seriously what kind of narcissistic POS twats these sympathy messages to the world after what he did? If he cared about his family at all he would lay low for a decade.
I read through Don Jr’s tweet 5 times before I realized I kept trying to insert the word “on” in my mind, but it appeared nowhere in his tweet... Don, you sneaky bastard you.
Medic!
frank and beans!!!
Hees nutz! Grabeem!
Get this man a helicopter ride!
I am a "Light Mage." My class does not allow me to perform medical work, all I have is this laser pointer. But I can help you by also calling for a medic!
Why isn’t Don Jr my dad?
Actually my dad is more savage than him, lol
Hi, its me, your brother
Hi
I got fired today.
Why?
Jerking off in front of coworkers.
This just in, CNN chief political analyst has absolutely no shame. How addicted to social media likes can someone be?
Tactical Nuke Deployed lol
He really had it coming.
Lube'n Toobin for the loss
What a fucking time to be alive!
Burn🤕
This might be the greatest single shitpost of all time
...while pleasing myself.
This is the best timeline. I don't give a shit what anyone says.
turned into a pillar of salt
I'll just be over here, Toobin'.
27 years....down the Toobin
Trump jr 2024
MMMMMMM!MMMOOOOOONNNNNSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTEEEEEERRRRRRR KKIIIIIIILLLLLLL
R A M P A G E
Going to need some ointment on that burn
AAAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAGH SHIT IT BURNS! AAAAAAGH!
Mad man!!!!
Fitting end for a zoom jerker
Jeffrey Toobin
Friendly-fired today
After 27years as Staff Wanker
Always love porn magazines
Just missed my colleagues
Look forward to watching them jerk
The Toobin Story: A Beautiful Mess
Epic! But seriously what kind of narcissistic POS twats these sympathy messages to the world after what he did? If he cared about his family at all he would lay low for a decade.
Daaaamn
Apply cold water to burned area
They call him coomin' Toobin, folks!
release the halon!!
Thats a lot of damage!!!!
It’s over 9000!!!!
🤣🤣🤣
I read through Don Jr’s tweet 5 times before I realized I kept trying to insert the word “on” in my mind, but it appeared nowhere in his tweet... Don, you sneaky bastard you.
Damn, Jr. is SAVAGE! I hope I get to vote for him someday.
If Don Jr is not my President in the future, it will be a travesty of KEKs will.
Omfg is this real !? KEK !!!11
That’s so savage hahaha
R E K T
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KILLING SPREE
This jerk off talk is Disputed.