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malapropcomic 142 points ago +143 / -1

LOL Best meme I have seen in a long time

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malapropcomic 43 points ago +44 / -1

Which is ironically non-fiction!

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TalmudicToiletSeat 30 points ago +30 / -0

T_D.Win- What does Donald Trump look like!!?!?

Dems- What?

Mike Pompeo- Say What Again!

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Jaqen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does Marcellus Mike Wallace look like a bitch?

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MAGAnic316 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mike Chris Wallace

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Jaqen 2 points ago +2 / -0

While that’s probably who I meant, I am glad I pay so little attention to those mockingbird faggots that I do not even remember their names.

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HockeyMom4Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

DO NOT CLICK. IT IS RAT BASTARD COIN SALESMAN!

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NotJudging 18 points ago +18 / -0

True, but I'm guessing there is another joke in there. Anyone know what it says?

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Madman2020 21 points ago +21 / -0

Trunalimunumaprzure

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Numaeus 11 points ago +11 / -0

"Election fraud".

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NewclearKek 9 points ago +9 / -0

You know... the thing!

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Sodium_miner 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bat soup

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Lerk 6 points ago +6 / -0

Happy steal

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ChelseaHubbell 9 points ago +9 / -0

I knew what was coming and still laughed my ass off

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malapropcomic 1 point ago +3 / -2

What does it say?

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ChelseaHubbell 15 points ago +15 / -0

It just says quarter pounder with cheese, the real joke is that we'll be under chinese rule and speaking chinese if Biden won.

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malapropcomic 6 points ago +8 / -2

Thanks, explaining jokes makes them funnier!

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ChelseaHubbell 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes I freaking hate explaining jokes it kills the punch

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TopKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

but for those who didnt get it, it made it funny haha

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DrBJTester 1 point ago +1 / -0

Savage!

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 86 points ago +88 / -2

I suppose now’s a good of time as any to deploy the anti-shill defensive measures

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门 Wuhan Flu 武汉流感

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bigmikesballsack 21 points ago +21 / -0

We have the best defensive measures, folks - believe me.

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diogenes_lamp 5 points ago +6 / -1

I actually had to look up my login information because I wanted to tell you people this.

For this bugspray meme to work well you should to post it as a url that their browser pre fetches. baidu.com for example.

http://www.baidu.com/s?wd=动态网自由门+天安門+天安门+法輪功+李洪志+Free+Tibet+六四天安門事件+The+Tiananmen+Square+protests+of+1989+天安門大屠殺+The+Tiananmen+Square+Massacre+反右派鬥爭+The+Anti-Rightist+Struggle+大躍進政策+The+Great+Leap+Forward+文化大革命+The+Great+Proletarian+Cultural+Revolution+人權+Human+Rights+民運+Democratization+自由+Freedom+獨立+Independence+多黨制+Multi-party+system+台灣+臺灣+Taiwan+Formosa+中華民國+Republic+of+China+西藏+土伯特+唐古特+Tibet+達賴喇嘛+Dalai+Lama+法輪功+Falun+Dafa+新疆維吾爾自治區+The+Xinjiang+Uyghur+Autonomous+Region+諾貝爾和平獎+Nobel+Peace+Prize+劉暁波+Liu+Xiaobo+民主+言論+思想+反共+反革命+抗議+運動+騷亂+暴亂+騷擾+擾亂+抗暴+平反+維權+示威游行+李洪志+法輪大法+大法弟子+強制斷種+強制堕胎+民族淨化+人體實驗+肅清+胡耀邦+趙紫陽+魏京生+王丹+還政於民+和平演變+激流中國+北京之春+大紀元時報+九評論共産黨+獨裁+專制+壓制+統一+監視+鎮壓+迫害+侵略+掠奪+破壞+拷問+屠殺+活摘器官+誘拐+買賣人口+遊進+走私+毒品+賣淫+春畫+賭博+六合彩+天安門+天安门+法輪功+李洪志+Winnie+the+Pooh+劉曉波动态网自由门

And there you have my first post on this site. Fuck China.

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CokeOrPepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

This site is like crack, and you are Hunter Biden.

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ChelseaHubbell 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is homoerotic and the ccp should put you in prison!

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kudupoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ahhh, hahahaha! That un! Suck it Spez you fuckin cuck!

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IncelRiot 1 point ago +4 / -3

You know this doesn't work, right.

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IncelRiot 3 points ago +3 / -0

It doesn't work anymore because everyone has 24 VPNs now.

Life moves fast.

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malapropcomic 1 point ago +4 / -3

It doesn't work? Just like your tiny communist dick! Bye bye, get deported, wumao!

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IncelRiot 3 points ago +4 / -1

I'm from Utah, shit-for-brains.

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malapropcomic -1 points ago +2 / -3

Ni hao, Utah wumao

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IncelRiot 3 points ago +5 / -2

...And I'm an American.

And I was a Trump guy when you were still spanking it to Lyin' Ted. So fuck off.

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malapropcomic -2 points ago +2 / -4

Yeah, sure thing, Chang

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IncelRiot 4 points ago +4 / -0

My name is William.

Can I ask what your problem is?

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IncelRiot 2 points ago +4 / -2

In any case if I actually was a wumao then that's proof positive that this text dump doesn't work because I'm still posting ain't I you stupid motherfucker.

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malapropcomic -1 points ago +1 / -2

1/10

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nimblenate 1 point ago +3 / -2

Knew you were one of them.

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blueandgold777 50 points ago +50 / -0

That's funny as SHIT

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JudicialDredd 18 points ago +18 / -0

台湾第一

TAIWAN NUMBER ONE. I play some Chinese mobile games. They do not like that.

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ChelseaHubbell 10 points ago +10 / -0

Chinese mobile games is spyware

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JudicialDredd 5 points ago +5 / -0

Vpn and your good. Besides, pissing off a shit ton of Chinese gobbling Gaylord's is totally worth it. Better yet, make your player name TRUMP NUMBER ONE. So much salt.

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ChelseaHubbell 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most games won't even let me name my character Trump. I've had to resort to Donnie Trumpie.

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DL535 6 points ago +6 / -0

Try "ROC WILL RETAKE MOTHERLAND" or "ROC IS TRUE CHINA". It will get them even more frothing at the mouth, trust me

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Tyrant597 37 points ago +37 / -0

How do you say "trunmailipurzent" in Chinese?

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spacecoyote 16 points ago +16 / -0

四是四,十是十,十四是十四,四十是四十,四十四只石狮子是死的.

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Slickrick941 9 points ago +9 / -0

This guy knows zhongwen

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PatriotGeneral 6 points ago +6 / -0

Great tongue twister there pede!

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LurkNoMore 2 points ago +2 / -0

For the first few months at DLI, that was the longest sentence any of us could string together. Teachers regretted showing us that one.

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yvjin 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMAOOO I'm dead

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RexCollumSilvarum 1 point ago +1 / -0

四是四,十是十,十四是十四,四十是四十

Tongue twisters aside, I can tell you're not a Biden supporter because the math checks out on all four of these equations.

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lordvon 2 points ago +2 / -0

It might be Chinese already

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ChelseaHubbell 1 point ago +1 / -0

Undo your belt, look inside your boxers. You will be able to tell if you have the Chyna plague or not

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jubyeonin 35 points ago +35 / -0

Do you know what they call the quarter pounder in France?

الربع باوندر

Because of the metric system.

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

مائة وثلاثة عشر فاصل أربعة جرامات ?

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MAGAnic316 31 points ago +31 / -0

"Say president-elect again!! Say it, I double dare you [email protected]" 🔫

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TrailLover1536 2 points ago +2 / -0

fuck YES!!!! Motha fucka!!!!

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ChrisSuperDude 19 points ago +19 / -0

Sheet negro, that's all you had to say!

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magalee 15 points ago +15 / -0

Am I the only one here that has no idea what those Chinese characters mean?

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yvjin 8 points ago +8 / -0

"quarter pound cheese"

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TheBestDuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait. There is a word for cheese in Chinese?

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ParadigmShift2070 4 points ago +4 / -0

China been invaded by nomadic people from the steppes and trading with the west through the silk road for thousand years, cheese isn't some closely guarded secret, just because it's not a regular dietary item until recently doesn't mean they don't have a word for it. Plus you can always make up a new word for new things. That's like saying you're surprised we have a word for refrigerator because we don't even have such technology until 100 years ago

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TheBestDuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let me double check the top of the page. Phew... for a moment I though I was on reddit instead of the comment section of a shitpost. You made me look, congratulations.

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yvjin 1 point ago +1 / -0

yes? why not?

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malapropcomic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because non-Europeans such as Asians are largely lactose intolerant and until recently dairy products were very rare in China.

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yvjin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Before I came to the U.S. I've never heard of lactose intolerance, but yes indeed I've learned apparently a lot of Chinese people are lactose intolerant. However, we do have a lot of ethnic minorities who have cheese as a staple food.

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malapropcomic 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's evolution for you.

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xopi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Usually I would say that makes dairy commie repellant. The problem is, Fidel Castro (another commie asshole) really, really LOVED dairy. He had his top scientists genetically engineer and selectively breed cows just so he can drink better milkshakes level of love of dairy.

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malapropcomic 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn't say I was surprised. You replied to the wrong person.

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ParadigmShift2070 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know, I was just responding to your completion of that guy's reasoning, I'll delete it and reply to that guy

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LurkNoMore 4 points ago +4 / -0

MAGA Lee? Username does not check out.

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attorneyriffic 2 points ago +2 / -0

You better get to learning! Rosetta Stone motherfucker

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ChelseaHubbell 1 point ago +1 / -0

It just means quarter pounder with cheese. What it says is not central to the idea of what this meme is trying to get through

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RoarkSmiled 15 points ago +15 / -0

10/10

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Jdubs2711 11 points ago +11 / -0

11/11 top kek

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boreal_storm 8 points ago +8 / -0

And they put soy sauce on their fries.

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glasscrawler 4 points ago +4 / -0

I understood what it meant, but according to Chinese Wikipedia, McDonalds calls a "quarter pounder with cheese" "大芝士漢堡", or "big cheese hamburger". At least in Cantonese areas.

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RegularAmerican 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do they have an actual word for a burger?

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zuccherina 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, it's pronounced "han-bow-bow". The actual pinyin is hanbaobao.

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RegularAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha I'm gonna say that next time at the In n Out drive thru

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glasscrawler 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, McDonalds is big there: 漢堡包, or Hamburg bun.

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RegularAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

Interesting. Do you speak mandarin or any other dialects? I went to McDonald's in Hong Kong a few times but that was a decade ago.

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glasscrawler 2 points ago +2 / -0

I speak Mandarin and can understand a little bit of Cantonese.

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MisterClinton 3 points ago +3 / -0

It actually says 1/4 pound of cheese. 四分之一 means one out of four, a quarter. 磅 is pound. 奶酪 is cheese.

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ChelseaHubbell 2 points ago +2 / -0

Used Google translate and simplified Chinese

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KonyHawk_ProSlaver 2 points ago +2 / -0

CNN FACT CHECK: MOSTLY FALSE

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1776ThereIsaidIt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mandarin muthafucka. Do you speak it?

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factsTrumpfeelings 6 points ago +6 / -0

ah back when movies were still fun

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TheOne555 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nothing burger™

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TrailLover1536 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lmmfao🤣🤣🤣 I thank God for y’all Pedes omg👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

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DJT_JR6544 5 points ago +5 / -0

This right here

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bubadmt 4 points ago +6 / -2

加油!看起来很胖,这是交易-期限1。总马拉奇。

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MisterClinton 2 points ago +2 / -0

The translator did a terrible job, but lemme guess

"C'mon man! Look fat, here's the deal. Total malarkey"

Am I close?

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

😂 Yes, that was actually exactly it! I think I also had "Number ONE, PERIOD" in there.

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7.62swinebuster 4 points ago +4 / -0

4th grader

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BilbroNaggins 4 points ago +4 / -0

You know what they call a quarter pounder with "cheese" on Biden home?

Naty's patty.

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LurkNoMore 3 points ago +3 / -0

I read si fen zhi yi (四分之一)in Samuel L Jackson’s voice just then. Thanks pede.

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Can0_Wh00pass17 3 points ago +3 / -0

Donald Trump's wallet is the one that says "Bad Mother Fucker" on it

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Dukeremington 3 points ago +3 / -0

You come eat. Yum yum. I give you good price.

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ChelseaHubbell 1 point ago +1 / -0

Best plice on the flied lice!

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AJSilver 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought it was beans and rice.

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MagaHippie88 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuckin hilarious pede!!! Very well done!!! Cheers fren! <3 MAGA2020

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Pepbrandt 2 points ago +2 / -0

If Hunter flips on his dad AND releases the Yifei, Liu sex tape, I'm willing to forgive him.

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GeneralVeers 2 points ago +2 / -0

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Because Biden has nothing.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 2 points ago +3 / -1

No they call it that shit you need horse teeth to eat that comes in Chy-nah food. Flat, like 1" long, 1/4" wide. Probably filled with fiber, but, wtf? Are you supposed to eat that shit?

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Pede3 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bamboo shoots? Yea they are edible.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 2 points ago +3 / -1

That's it!!! You're not a cow are you?

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Pede3 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, just worked with many Chinese coworkers in the past.

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ChelseaHubbell 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did they give you squid jerky?

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Pelosi_Halitosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Definitely plant material, I probably got the stump. Whenever I see something similar I push it aside. Maybe I'll try it again.

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Kekception 2 points ago +2 / -0

Top kek pede. I would know.... I’m stuck in kek

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Deplorable_Badger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you notice a sign in front of my house that said dead vote rigger storage?!

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

I figured it was going to be an eighth pounder.

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FutileConundrum 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember what it's called under macron in France too...

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Kiss_The_Ring [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Big Kahunaheadburger

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BrownRugs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kaboom?

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BasteSpuds 2 points ago +2 / -0

TAIWAN NUMBA ONE . TAIWAN REAL CHINA

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rtravisf 1 point ago +1 / -0

ha!

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Leyatte 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤣🤣

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magaman5000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fresh meme

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Vegetal 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just finished watching this movie 2 minutes ago, lol!

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Shadilady 1 point ago +1 / -0

Royale with cheese... with a side of a money bag son that "is like a vacuum cleaner"

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1337Gandalf 1 point ago +1 / -0

A nothingburger

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zigmund_fraud 1 point ago +1 / -0

Skeblurffidunk?

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xopi 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought it would read something like a distant memory.

Just ask the people living in Venezuela. They haven't had a proper meal in years.

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acasper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hah, it actually says it in Chinese too :D

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Michael032817 1 point ago +1 / -0

A Pooh bear :)

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gummykage 1 point ago +1 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAAHHA 5 bucks says some weaboo troll from the MPAA will come file a suit against this picture for a take down to reddit and reddit will actually be dumb enough to try.

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CraniometricSunray 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does that say “royale with cheese”?

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