In any case if I actually was a wumao then that's proof positive that this text dump doesn't work because I'm still posting ain't I you stupid motherfucker.
Vpn and your good. Besides, pissing off a shit ton of Chinese gobbling Gaylord's is totally worth it. Better yet, make your player name TRUMP NUMBER ONE. So much salt.
China been invaded by nomadic people from the steppes and trading with the west through the silk road for thousand years, cheese isn't some closely guarded secret, just because it's not a regular dietary item until recently doesn't mean they don't have a word for it. Plus you can always make up a new word for new things. That's like saying you're surprised we have a word for refrigerator because we don't even have such technology until 100 years ago
Let me double check the top of the page. Phew... for a moment I though I was on reddit instead of the comment section of a shitpost. You made me look, congratulations.
Before I came to the U.S. I've never heard of lactose intolerance, but yes indeed I've learned apparently a lot of Chinese people are lactose intolerant. However, we do have a lot of ethnic minorities who have cheese as a staple food.
Usually I would say that makes dairy commie repellant. The problem is, Fidel Castro (another commie asshole) really, really LOVED dairy. He had his top scientists genetically engineer and selectively breed cows just so he can drink better milkshakes level of love of dairy.
I understood what it meant, but according to Chinese Wikipedia, McDonalds calls a "quarter pounder with cheese" "大芝士漢堡", or "big cheese hamburger". At least in Cantonese areas.
No they call it that shit you need horse teeth to eat that comes in Chy-nah food. Flat, like 1" long, 1/4" wide. Probably filled with fiber, but, wtf? Are you supposed to eat that shit?
HAHAHAHAHAAHHA 5 bucks says some weaboo troll from the MPAA will come file a suit against this picture for a take down to reddit and reddit will actually be dumb enough to try.
LOL Best meme I have seen in a long time
Which is ironically non-fiction!
T_D.Win- What does Donald Trump look like!!?!?
Dems- What?
Mike Pompeo- Say What Again!
Does
MarcellusMike Wallace look like a bitch?MikeChris WallaceWhile that’s probably who I meant, I am glad I pay so little attention to those mockingbird faggots that I do not even remember their names.
DO NOT CLICK. IT IS RAT BASTARD COIN SALESMAN!
True, but I'm guessing there is another joke in there. Anyone know what it says?
Trunalimunumaprzure
"Election fraud".
You know... the thing!
Bat soup
Happy steal
I knew what was coming and still laughed my ass off
What does it say?
It just says quarter pounder with cheese, the real joke is that we'll be under chinese rule and speaking chinese if Biden won.
Thanks, explaining jokes makes them funnier!
Yes I freaking hate explaining jokes it kills the punch
but for those who didnt get it, it made it funny haha
Savage!
I suppose now’s a good of time as any to deploy the anti-shill defensive measures
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We have the best defensive measures, folks - believe me.
I actually had to look up my login information because I wanted to tell you people this.
For this bugspray meme to work well you should to post it as a url that their browser pre fetches. baidu.com for example.
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And there you have my first post on this site. Fuck China.
This site is like crack, and you are Hunter Biden.
This is homoerotic and the ccp should put you in prison!
Ahhh, hahahaha! That un! Suck it Spez you fuckin cuck!
You know this doesn't work, right.
It doesn't work anymore because everyone has 24 VPNs now.
Life moves fast.
It doesn't work? Just like your tiny communist dick! Bye bye, get deported, wumao!
I'm from Utah, shit-for-brains.
Ni hao, Utah wumao
...And I'm an American.
And I was a Trump guy when you were still spanking it to Lyin' Ted. So fuck off.
Yeah, sure thing, Chang
My name is William.
Can I ask what your problem is?
In any case if I actually was a wumao then that's proof positive that this text dump doesn't work because I'm still posting ain't I you stupid motherfucker.
1/10
Knew you were one of them.
That's funny as SHIT
台湾第一
TAIWAN NUMBER ONE. I play some Chinese mobile games. They do not like that.
Chinese mobile games is spyware
Vpn and your good. Besides, pissing off a shit ton of Chinese gobbling Gaylord's is totally worth it. Better yet, make your player name TRUMP NUMBER ONE. So much salt.
Most games won't even let me name my character Trump. I've had to resort to Donnie Trumpie.
Try "ROC WILL RETAKE MOTHERLAND" or "ROC IS TRUE CHINA". It will get them even more frothing at the mouth, trust me
How do you say "trunmailipurzent" in Chinese?
四是四,十是十,十四是十四,四十是四十,四十四只石狮子是死的.
This guy knows zhongwen
Great tongue twister there pede!
For the first few months at DLI, that was the longest sentence any of us could string together. Teachers regretted showing us that one.
LMAOOO I'm dead
Tongue twisters aside, I can tell you're not a Biden supporter because the math checks out on all four of these equations.
It might be Chinese already
Undo your belt, look inside your boxers. You will be able to tell if you have the Chyna plague or not
Do you know what they call the quarter pounder in France?
الربع باوندر
Because of the metric system.
مائة وثلاثة عشر فاصل أربعة جرامات ?
"Say president-elect again!! Say it, I double dare you [email protected]" 🔫
fuck YES!!!! Motha fucka!!!!
Sheet negro, that's all you had to say!
Am I the only one here that has no idea what those Chinese characters mean?
"quarter pound cheese"
Wait. There is a word for cheese in Chinese?
China been invaded by nomadic people from the steppes and trading with the west through the silk road for thousand years, cheese isn't some closely guarded secret, just because it's not a regular dietary item until recently doesn't mean they don't have a word for it. Plus you can always make up a new word for new things. That's like saying you're surprised we have a word for refrigerator because we don't even have such technology until 100 years ago
Let me double check the top of the page. Phew... for a moment I though I was on reddit instead of the comment section of a shitpost. You made me look, congratulations.
yes? why not?
Because non-Europeans such as Asians are largely lactose intolerant and until recently dairy products were very rare in China.
Before I came to the U.S. I've never heard of lactose intolerance, but yes indeed I've learned apparently a lot of Chinese people are lactose intolerant. However, we do have a lot of ethnic minorities who have cheese as a staple food.
That's evolution for you.
Usually I would say that makes dairy commie repellant. The problem is, Fidel Castro (another commie asshole) really, really LOVED dairy. He had his top scientists genetically engineer and selectively breed cows just so he can drink better milkshakes level of love of dairy.
I didn't say I was surprised. You replied to the wrong person.
I know, I was just responding to your completion of that guy's reasoning, I'll delete it and reply to that guy
MAGA Lee? Username does not check out.
You better get to learning! Rosetta Stone motherfucker
It just means quarter pounder with cheese. What it says is not central to the idea of what this meme is trying to get through
10/10
11/11 top kek
And they put soy sauce on their fries.
I understood what it meant, but according to Chinese Wikipedia, McDonalds calls a "quarter pounder with cheese" "大芝士漢堡", or "big cheese hamburger". At least in Cantonese areas.
Do they have an actual word for a burger?
Yeah, it's pronounced "han-bow-bow". The actual pinyin is hanbaobao.
Haha I'm gonna say that next time at the In n Out drive thru
Yes, McDonalds is big there: 漢堡包, or Hamburg bun.
Interesting. Do you speak mandarin or any other dialects? I went to McDonald's in Hong Kong a few times but that was a decade ago.
I speak Mandarin and can understand a little bit of Cantonese.
It actually says 1/4 pound of cheese. 四分之一 means one out of four, a quarter. 磅 is pound. 奶酪 is cheese.
Used Google translate and simplified Chinese
CNN FACT CHECK: MOSTLY FALSE
Mandarin muthafucka. Do you speak it?
ah back when movies were still fun
Nothing burger™
Lmmfao🤣🤣🤣 I thank God for y’all Pedes omg👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
This right here
加油!看起来很胖,这是交易-期限1。总马拉奇。
The translator did a terrible job, but lemme guess
"C'mon man! Look fat, here's the deal. Total malarkey"
Am I close?
😂 Yes, that was actually exactly it! I think I also had "Number ONE, PERIOD" in there.
4th grader
You know what they call a quarter pounder with "cheese" on Biden home?
Naty's patty.
I read si fen zhi yi (四分之一)in Samuel L Jackson’s voice just then. Thanks pede.
Donald Trump's wallet is the one that says "Bad Mother Fucker" on it
You come eat. Yum yum. I give you good price.
Best plice on the flied lice!
I thought it was beans and rice.
Fuckin hilarious pede!!! Very well done!!! Cheers fren! <3 MAGA2020
If Hunter flips on his dad AND releases the Yifei, Liu sex tape, I'm willing to forgive him.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Because Biden has nothing.
No they call it that shit you need horse teeth to eat that comes in Chy-nah food. Flat, like 1" long, 1/4" wide. Probably filled with fiber, but, wtf? Are you supposed to eat that shit?
Bamboo shoots? Yea they are edible.
That's it!!! You're not a cow are you?
No, just worked with many Chinese coworkers in the past.
Did they give you squid jerky?
Definitely plant material, I probably got the stump. Whenever I see something similar I push it aside. Maybe I'll try it again.
Top kek pede. I would know.... I’m stuck in kek
Did you notice a sign in front of my house that said dead vote rigger storage?!
I figured it was going to be an eighth pounder.
I remember what it's called under macron in France too...
Big Kahunaheadburger
Kaboom?
TAIWAN NUMBA ONE . TAIWAN REAL CHINA
ha!
🤣🤣
Fresh meme
I just finished watching this movie 2 minutes ago, lol!
Royale with cheese... with a side of a money bag son that "is like a vacuum cleaner"
A nothingburger
Skeblurffidunk?
I thought it would read something like a distant memory.
Just ask the people living in Venezuela. They haven't had a proper meal in years.
Hah, it actually says it in Chinese too :D
A Pooh bear :)
HAHAHAHAHAAHHA 5 bucks says some weaboo troll from the MPAA will come file a suit against this picture for a take down to reddit and reddit will actually be dumb enough to try.
Does that say “royale with cheese”?