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It’s only 2 am by me right now, but I may just call the race right now and declare this post the winner of the Internet for November 12, 2020. (Don’t worry, we’ll find the votes...)
It’s only 2 am by me right now, but I may just call the race right now and declare this post the winner of the Internet for November 12, 2020. (Don’t worry, we’ll find the votes...)
Time to declare yourself president elect and call a few confused world leaders for awkward conversations
I'm still waiting on shipping, and then I have to fill the paperwork out and show ID. We're still talking about guns, right?
Her suspicions are baseless!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"After looking into it, they discovered 6,000 of those votes were caused by a glitch, and it was actually only 133,001 to 1."
We have the best darkhorse memers, the BEST.
How dare she be suspicious it’s clearly just the mail in ballots! Makes perfect sense. Do not question! Conform, obey, consume!
Make sure she didn't flip those lol!
Fuck I love this place.
All of the experts of polite society say that you should gaslight her and call her a terrible person for refusing to accept the results.
Priceless
u/jesszzaa
Are there any chances, perhaps, that some of the votes are from relatives who have passed away ?
Do you guys have a "poll watcher" in the house?
Hahaha
I need to try this with my wife on getting a PS5
She is now divorcee elect
lol
Tell her she is a bigot and how you will put her in a gulag for questioning the legitimacy of the election and her wrongthink.
Time for tariffs on pickle jar opening services!
sHe Is MaKiNg BaSeLeSs cLAiMs