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RedDead73 309 points ago +309 / -0

I've woken up at night to check TDW!

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deleted 196 points ago +197 / -1
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TampaMAGA 119 points ago +119 / -0

Yup, it’s really screwing me with work. Im less productive hah

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chieflemons 95 points ago +95 / -0

100%, I legit sit there all day refreshing for new stuff lmao

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Rubieroo 10 points ago +11 / -1

Add 8kun (where the heavy lifting is done), QRV (shilled to death but useful), and /pol and you won't suffer for lack of new stuff.

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GEOTUSMAGA 5 points ago +7 / -2

Tbf /pol/'s not for everyone.

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Thep1mp 7 points ago +7 / -0

Neither is voat or 8kun......

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GEOTUSMAGA 1 point ago +3 / -2

Voat is boomerposts with racial slurs. 8kun is all fedposts.

/pol/ is only half /pol/ half shill. But I still prefer it to voat.

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Rubieroo 2 points ago +2 / -0

True - pansies don't like it :P Though seriously - for anyone who gets offended at bad language or that would be truly disturbed if they saw photos that range from "naked girl" all the way to "gore porn" (placed by baddies)....8kun won't be for you. Even QRV can be a bit rough and tumble for those who cannot walk past a shill.

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cheesecake2 4 points ago +5 / -1

This whole chain of replies. nice to know im not the only one with the addiction problems.

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TenScoops 3 points ago +3 / -0

me too, it's like news from the warzone

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S1000HD 58 points ago +58 / -0

I do a lot of detail oriented work that requires repetition so I take a 10 minute thedonald break every hour. It clears the mind up and I can get back to work with more focus. Allegedly

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Everquest4Life 37 points ago +37 / -0

HIGH ENERGY!

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Thegreatcanadianpede 31 points ago +32 / -1

Healthier than smoking. Not smoke shaming though.

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SASSandCLASS 2 points ago +2 / -0

How very PC of you! Im fixing to take it to cucksville BUT only "i" can say this b/c I used to big chief on the Marlboro Mediums! 2nd hand smoke billowing in your face is disgusting & those people should get burned with their own ciggs. I mean, At least attempt to be curtious. Then maybe we can make out a little b/c I kinda still fancy the taste!

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Thegreatcanadianpede 1 point ago +1 / -0

I miss my smokes too. Being in the army the temptation is there every day.

Wasn't trying to be PC just found myself in a medium energy moment where I should have been tackling the day with big dick energy.

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SASSandCLASS 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love your energy period! Thank you for your service! Thank you for protecting my rights & freedoms! I'd show you my titties if I could lol! And that big dick energy comment totally makes me wanna make out with you!

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SASSandCLASS 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was just busting your balls a little lol! You can go ahead and tackle me with that big dick energy! So hot! I'm so very grateful to you for serving to protect my rights & freedoms! You're my hero! And I love you!

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BoatingAccident 21 points ago +22 / -1

"Allegedly"

I'm gonna DISPOOOOOOOOT that.

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Scroon 10 points ago +10 / -0 (edited)

All of this thread is so accurate it's scary. Lol.

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Holeinone 36 points ago +36 / -0

I have become the source of all election information for my entire office.

When I am not scrolling TD, I have people at my desk discussing the latest news I have read at TD.

Red pills of hope!

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CandyBarr 14 points ago +14 / -0

Since The Pulse shooting TD is the news

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Chaos1969 25 points ago +25 / -0

This!!!

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18nsno78 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just tell your boss (if you aren't a super pepe chad and are your own) that you're peacefully protesting and that you're trying to stay woke.

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Methodmapper 25 points ago +25 / -0

I just finished Hot, now I'm on rising, which is all new from when I last checked at 3am, next I'll see if top hourly yields any grey arrows. Then I'll get up.

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Elladar 17 points ago +17 / -0

AHAHAHA, are you me? All I see whole day is gold arrows in Hot and Rising!

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Dieselslacker 12 points ago +12 / -0

Deffo. I wake up at 3am to make sure shills don't ruin the energy we have

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LuckyBug 2 points ago +2 / -0

same!!

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Kaori-chan1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you!! Same!!!!!

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Musicbymuzak 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep!! Same here

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trump1aj 2 points ago +2 / -0

ooo a piece of candy

ooo a piece of candy

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sm0kie420 24 points ago +24 / -0

Its 5am I woke up too early so I'm gonna go back to sleep. But I checked td real quick.

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dachshundguy 11 points ago +11 / -0

Beat me to it. I do this all the time when I wake up to take a leak I must take a TD peak

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Fenianlad 1 point ago +1 / -0

2am piss. Checks TD. Doesn’t sleep until 5. Wakes up 5:15 for work.

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Cakes4077 7 points ago +7 / -0

Same here. Insomnia is a bitch.

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 6 points ago +6 / -0

Every time my eyes open - F5!

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kmillz 110 points ago +110 / -0

It's my new unhealthy obsession. I used to check a lot before T_D got assraped by reddit and we were forced to move, but never this much. Haven't been this obsessed since 2016 wikileaks and Project Veritas nukes sunk the Clinton campaign.

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NotoriousCrux 21 points ago +21 / -0

It's already part of my morning ritual. Kind of like the morning paper with my coffee. It's informative.

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SWMom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek!

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Signaltoolbox 68 points ago +68 / -0

...dude...I am posting through osmosis...while sleeping...were was this shit back in school?!?!?!

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HatnNewLognReqs 38 points ago +38 / -0

Its diffusion, not osmosis. Osmosis requires water.

Get hydrated this morning and man the shitpost cannons!

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ProfessorRomendev 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol, I guess he was lucky this site didn’t exost when he was in school

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Aesha03 2 points ago +2 / -0

Asleep in the bath maybe? I mean, keep an open mind... Lol

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HatnNewLognReqs 2 points ago +2 / -0

If water molecular movement was the mechanism whereby he posts, then maybe?

But thats an impossibility, and we're already neck deep in impossibilities today, so no.

Check it out:

Diffusion is the movement of molecules across a concentration gradient.

Osmosis is a form of diffusion specifically for water molecules only.

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novaks47 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shit, back when I was in school all we had were beepers, and portable cd players were new and exciting.....oh fuck I'm a boomer now....

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Dashmoomoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rippin radio songs on cassette tapes before 1x burners were out. Oh how time flies.

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novaks47 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha, yep! I remember doing the same. Sitting in front the stereo with my headphones on, finger hovering over the record button, just waiting for that one song I had to have!

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Wekulm 66 points ago +66 / -0

Used to check in this order

  1. Facebook - family photos for my walking brain
  2. Reddit - casual reading, look for responses to comments
  3. The_donald - now I'm awake and into more serious matters

These days:

  1. The_Donald
  2. Proving cucks wrong on /r/AskPolitics with info from t_d, I only hang around because I run it (come drop red pills to your heart's delight)
  3. Back to the_donald, I deleted facebook.
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YouEnglishNotSoGood 45 points ago +45 / -0

Just this morning, on Facebook, I saw two leftist jackwads (a family member and a mutual friend) jerking each other off about masks and how drumpftards don’t believe in science. I typed out a long post about government lying and yadda yadda. Then I just deleted it. Because, in a few weeks, they are going to realize that Trump was re-elected. And their brains are going to melt. And that’s all I need. The world is going to prove them wrong. I don’t need to say a word.

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Everquest4Life 20 points ago +20 / -0

You have evolved into a .winner legend dear Pede. Keep doing god's work and keep the faith!

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SobekRa 14 points ago +14 / -0

Discovering this site feels like being unlocked

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pituitary gland secretion unlocked.

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Maxberg 12 points ago +12 / -0 (edited)

I absolutely hate everyone with the damn mask BS.. it's funny do they realize science includes math? Also... The science of particles.. wearing masks made from Old Navy aren't gonna do anything....

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WowStrongWinning 13 points ago +13 / -0

That’s the most frustrating thing to me. The people who claim “science” have never taken a physics, chemistry, biology, or calc classes, then they want to lecture us who have to follow the science.

It’s like bitch I have, I’m the one who understands Newtonian physics after years of solving physics and thus able to apply Newton’s laws to the mask debate. You know where I learned to solve liquid/air “flow” problems? Differential equations. You know where I learned about atom and molecular sizes? In multiple years of chem classes.

These losers are the epitome of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

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Maxberg 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hate those differential equations. Chemistry blows my brain every time. Health sciences are more my speed- even though I know you have to have a general concept of chemistry to fully understand.

Maybe they mean political science + social science.. because they play mind games... Lol

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WowStrongWinning 4 points ago +4 / -0

I actually loved DiffEQ but hated the numerical analysis aspect of it, mainly because I hated using Matlab.

That’s the thing with a lot of the liberal arts trying to pretend to be “science”. They have a lot of non-repeatable studies done, claim a certain P-value, and claim it’s science.

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Maxberg 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hate using Math Lab. I'm a current second career adult student going for dental hygiene (current trade job)... hands down my social science classes are cake courses. I preferred sociology over the rest... Humanities critical thinking though is currently one of my favorites.

There's a reason science degrees are harder to get. Statistics I didn't mind.. again chemistry classes always seems to go over my head.

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Russianhoneypot 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can go to town with my kids and we’ll be the only ones not wearing masks. Even most grown men are wearing them. It’s ridiculous.

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Maxberg 1 point ago +1 / -0

We went to Cracker Barrel this past Sunday for brunch. My bf + I forgot our masks. I'm like whatever this concept that you have to wear your mask to the table is the dumbest logic.. like okay covid won't catch you if you're sitting down.

There was another family who also followed suit. We were in the gift shop after we ate and some lady was frantic, she wouldn't come in. One of the kids asked "what's wrong with her?"... The older kid says "freaking Biden Supporter".. it was the best thing ever.

Btw, this family was black--- for all you lurkers who question Trump's supporters.

If you are that scared, then don't go out to eat.

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Russianhoneypot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kids have no filter and are very perceptive which can make for hilarity. Our kids have taken to calling each other a “Joe Biden “for the ultimate insult. It works on each other , they hate it.

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Maxberg 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's hilarious!

makehumorgreatagain

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0561 6 points ago +6 / -0

The mask thing is a whole political circlejerk now. Everyone's got profile pictures wearing Biden masks.

Also some people even post stay home! Talking about how they didn't even go see their dying family member. Lock down now Biden will stop the virus!

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Marshall 6 points ago +6 / -0

Masks are essentially a mandatory political fashion accessory. It's essentially the same thing as Nazi's requiring everyone fly or wear a swastika.

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winningX3 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've typed out responses and deleted before sending to libs so many times...because nothing will convince them of a different view point. I literally showed someone the file of 10k confirmed dead michigan voters by Fleccas and the video of CNN moving trump votes to Biden live during the election they didn't think it was a big deal. Completely brainwashed. Thank the founders for the constitution and President with balls...its the only thing that will allow the truth to prevail.

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YouEnglishNotSoGood 2 points ago +2 / -0

You are my brother and you endure similar trials. 😂😂👍🤝🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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kc5ods 2 points ago +2 / -0

i used to argue with them, but frankly - it's not worth the energy anymore. they're locked into their worldview and arguing with idiots just lowers you to their level.

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YouEnglishNotSoGood 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’ve resolved to do this:

While they think they are winning, they are all about unity and coming together. So I’ve been posting all this unity stuff too. Scripture about forgiveness. Speeches about coming together. I want them coming to me with olive branches and me doing the same to them. That way, when the ball drops and they realize Trump is their president again, and they get leftist crazy, I can calmly say, “what about unity?” And watch their little brains overheat.

Maybe, just maybe, a few of them will be self aware enough to realize that they don’t want unity and fairness, they want to feel superior and win at any cost. Who are we kidding, though? None of them will realize that. And, it will still be hilarious.

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anon1011101 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a great tactic. I may have to use that.
I've told all my liberal acquaintances "don't celebrate just yet..." and left it at that.

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YouEnglishNotSoGood 2 points ago +2 / -0

Today, I browsed through a few old JFK speeches. One, I think was a commencement speech at American university. He talks about “we all breathe the same air. We all want our children to thrive.” I thought it was something that, right now, we could all agree on.

I know, in time, they’re gonna throw all this unity crap out the window and go back to calling Trump supporters racist, homophobic, xenophobes. So, maybe now is the time to build bridges while they are willing. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ It’s a small way of being Christian and serving others.

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overtotheright 13 points ago +13 / -0

How did you get to keep AskPolitics?! Nice job!

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overtotheright 3 points ago +3 / -0

I checked it earlier. Looks like it needs a lot more Pedes because the conversations on there are very cucked. Reddit sucks so bad lol.

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Wekulm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep. That's why I put it in the post. It's a small sub but bigger than it looks as we get a lot of nonsubscribers asking questions due to nature of sub name. We're out-numbered, come on. Doesn't matter much since red-pill season is over, but still.

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overtotheright 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ll jump on next time I create a puppet account and spread some redpills. Thanks for enduring the Reddit faggotry by moderating on there!

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Harko 10 points ago +10 / -0

Same. Went to Reddit daily. Since election night not once. I even consider puting reddit into the localhost file.

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grndmrshlgando 7 points ago +7 / -0

check infowars too. they're more bombastic than OAN or newsmax but its part of the charm.

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Dieselslacker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fawking winning

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jackwerntz 42 points ago +42 / -0

blinks, sips coffee, upvotes and moves on because work in less than two hours

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Saxonlady 22 points ago +22 / -0

🖐️

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Nannerbadnanner 20 points ago +20 / -0

I would have to sleep in order to wake-up.

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IloveDJT2020 20 points ago +20 / -0

I pray first then check!

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Herewegoagain 17 points ago +17 / -0

It’s like an espresso shot in my sad little instant coffee

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Maxberg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or a expresso pot.. super easy. Love french press but I need my coffee extra strong.

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HatnNewLognReqs 17 points ago +17 / -0

Good morning pedes! Get hydrated, say your prayers, do your push-ups - 1 for every precinct stolen by Biden - have a cup of energy,, and do good work today!

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doug2 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's more energy than a hit if Alabama yippee

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Dieselslacker 4 points ago +4 / -0

High speed chicken feed

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micaarzur 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm a pretty athletic guy but there's no way I can do that many pushups.

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MetallicOpeth 15 points ago +15 / -0

It's basically my go to for political news. I can't remember the last time I actively went on reddit or facebook to just browse. It feels so much better to get that toxic shit out of my life.

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Dieselslacker 8 points ago +8 / -0

I have been battling depression, bc of my epilepsy, and the way things looked in the summer didn't help.

I have flipped that on its ear, I am jumping out of bed, where I was almost agoraphobic.

Positivity in your life is important,

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Maxberg 2 points ago +2 / -0

I deleted facebook + reddit. If the Donald was "facebook" from day one... Life would of been better. Everyone here is much more interesting.

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HEXEN 13 points ago +13 / -0

Here every morning by default. Your morning is my afternoon! Our energy never sleeps! KAG!

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Registered 12 points ago +12 / -0

Wake up? Who is sleeping?

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WowStrongWinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s nearly all organic community content, which is amazing.

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CME229 10 points ago +10 / -0

I’ve just discovered this site 2 days ago!, I’m addicted!

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Rreidy8286 2 points ago +2 / -0

Welcome to the best page in the world.

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Littleirishmaid 1 point ago +1 / -0

Omg, welcome! Glad you’re here.

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darkhorsereddit3 10 points ago +10 / -0

I check this site while I’m sleeping. It has consumed my subconscious.

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LibertyOverSecurity 8 points ago +8 / -0

I do =) I have a short list of bookmarks I check regularly and TDW is right at the top. It's better than the news.

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Biden_Sniffs_Kids 8 points ago +8 / -0

I was dreaming about voter fraud outcomes.

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Dieselslacker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shit. I'm 40 and my testosterone is so high, I had a wet dream. that's been a while, since none of those

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Dieselslacker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Going to see wifey now, back on five

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Here_we_go 6 points ago +6 / -0

You mean you get to sleep?

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AynRand 6 points ago +6 / -0

I just woke up

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MagAdmin36 6 points ago +6 / -0

and every 5 minutes*

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CharlieGalacticSeed 6 points ago +6 / -0

Whole lot easier now, back in the day you had to wait for the library to open and check the micro-film room. Today any time is a good time to go Rabbit hole wandering. Thanks to the DONALD...

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Schiffblower 6 points ago +6 / -0

🙌

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BiglyBallotBoy 5 points ago +5 / -0

The ballots aren't gonna count themselves.

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JSullz59 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wake up around 4 check out the stickies and go back to bed and here I am again.

GOOD MORNING MAGA MORNING!!!

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2l84aa 5 points ago +5 / -0

Checked it in my dreams

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clbrto 5 points ago +5 / -0

second

after his twitter feed

covfefe ALMOST ready...

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inspir3dgenius 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was sleeping three minutes ago. Now I'm learning.

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TheTuckerDiaries 5 points ago +5 / -0

We are the news now!

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lumahumpa 5 points ago +5 / -0

Does this mean that people here are sleeping in between?

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dorugi 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dragon Energy so high that I check the site in my dream.

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NotSpyRussian 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wait, y'all get to go to sleep?

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overtotheright 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah I was up at like 4 or 5 and got some upvoting done!

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Virtigo31 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just woke up rn tbh

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idislikecheesepizza 4 points ago +4 / -0

I woke up in the middle of the night and checked this site. I think I have a problem.

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CincyJoe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep. Daily!

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redmoose 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well ya. What do you think I'm doing right now? Haven't even gotten out of bed yet lol

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 4 points ago +4 / -0

And several times throughout the day, and before going to bed.

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Forty_Five 4 points ago +4 / -0

What are you talking about, I never went to bed.

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Rykineffect 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have to- or I wake up to people talking about Iron Maiden (gate) and have no idea what I missed.

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bricemartin67 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll sometimes wake up at 4AM and start browsing and not stop.

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grndmrshlgando 4 points ago +4 / -0

my entire life has just morphed into politics since 8 months ago. its not like I can ignore the paper masks and mentally abused people everywhere.

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PNWArtist 4 points ago +4 / -0

If anything ugly happens overnight I want to be among friends when I find out about it.

This is my friendship place in this world.

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BrownRugs 4 points ago +4 / -0

No Reddit, no Facebook except messenger to keep up with certain people, no Twitter, no Parler, no MeWe. Just weather and The Donald.

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ProfessorRomendev 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then I wait for the alexa rankings to update, then I check that.

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justinandashley 3 points ago +3 / -0

I always check the real news every morning. Used to be the_donald. Now its here.

Fake news isn't just fake news to me. It's propaganda.