Toobin had a longtime off-and-on extramarital affair with attorney Casey Greenfield. They had a child in 2009, which Toobin initially resisted acknowledging. Ultimately, Toobin's paternity was confirmed with a DNA test and a Manhattan Family Court judge ordered Toobin to pay child support.
Credit to u/knoppers for the joke
IM TOOOOOOOBIN
Jerked off cnn too?
No widespread evidence. The evidence was less than a trickle.
Just a stellar guy
degenerates
Correct the evidence was tiny in nature.
There once was a lawyer named Rex
With a very small organ of sex.
Arraigned for exposure,
He maintained with composure,
"De minimis non curat lex."
Okay, that's a lawyer joke. ("The law does not concern itself with little things.")
Who was he jacking off to?