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p8riot [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Credit to u/knoppers for the joke

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SinisterCharade 1 point ago +1 / -0

IM TOOOOOOOBIN

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DamitBobby 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jerked off cnn too?

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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top_eagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

No widespread evidence. The evidence was less than a trickle.

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p8riot [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just a stellar guy

Toobin had a longtime off-and-on extramarital affair with attorney Casey Greenfield. They had a child in 2009, which Toobin initially resisted acknowledging. Ultimately, Toobin's paternity was confirmed with a DNA test and a Manhattan Family Court judge ordered Toobin to pay child support.

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niconicoreeee 1 point ago +1 / -0

degenerates

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grenades_and_ham 1 point ago +1 / -0

Correct the evidence was tiny in nature.

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NostalgicFuturist 1 point ago +1 / -0

There once was a lawyer named Rex

With a very small organ of sex.

Arraigned for exposure,

He maintained with composure,

"De minimis non curat lex."

Okay, that's a lawyer joke. ("The law does not concern itself with little things.")

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Staatssicherheit 0 points ago +1 / -1

Who was he jacking off to?