I witnessed a real life breakfast "date" while on the last day of my honeymoon. They were a couple tables over at the IHOP. My beautiful new wife and I sat in silence, listening to the cringe happening nearby. This fucking nerd kept talking about Xbox. I remember the girl was super polite about it, ended up paying for her own breakfast and left before he was done eating. She even left early with grace, thanking him for having breakfast with her and told him to have a good day. Poor girl must have been setup by a retarded friend or something.
This is how I imagine 100% of breakfast dates going. If I was single and dating, I would view a breakfast date as a 'no', and move on. So sad that this pathetic loser needs to go... brag? about it on Twitter by creating a gay ass poll to try to organically bring it up in attempt to make it look like it isn't a brag, even though it's nothing to brag about. If this is our opposition, I'll leave my door unlocked, come get some, big boy.
First off that’s not a date she just put you in the friend zone.
I witnessed a real life breakfast "date" while on the last day of my honeymoon. They were a couple tables over at the IHOP. My beautiful new wife and I sat in silence, listening to the cringe happening nearby. This fucking nerd kept talking about Xbox. I remember the girl was super polite about it, ended up paying for her own breakfast and left before he was done eating. She even left early with grace, thanking him for having breakfast with her and told him to have a good day. Poor girl must have been setup by a retarded friend or something.
This is how I imagine 100% of breakfast dates going. If I was single and dating, I would view a breakfast date as a 'no', and move on. So sad that this pathetic loser needs to go... brag? about it on Twitter by creating a gay ass poll to try to organically bring it up in attempt to make it look like it isn't a brag, even though it's nothing to brag about. If this is our opposition, I'll leave my door unlocked, come get some, big boy.