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NeverGiveUpTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tell them there was a noose attached the machine!

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202020242028 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

There’s a garage door pull on this tabulator! (SWAT noises)

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WilliamWallace 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why would you ever want THIS FBI looking into anything?

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MAG_n_KAG 2 points ago +2 / -0

For real. At this point we can automatically call it an insta-aint doin shit whenever asking the FBI to get involved.

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