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Throwingitinthesea 2 points ago +2 / -0

The inane grinning, teeth that match his hair, nipple for an Adam’s apple and weak, slopey shoulders all say noodle-dick to me, as a woman.

He could literally be the last man on earth, and I still wouldn’t.