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PMSocks 53 points ago +53 / -0

A wizard is never late nor early

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tooanalytical 27 points ago +27 / -0

He arrives precisely when he means to.

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Former_Libtard 18 points ago +18 / -0

NERDS 🤓

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CrossfireBoomerang 13 points ago +13 / -0

☝🏼We have the best nerds, folks, believe me. 👌🏼No problem there, I can tell you.

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NazisWereSocialist 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fuck I want to hear Trump say this when he talks about all the data analytics

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Missanthripocenex 5 points ago +5 / -0

Never provoke a Wizard, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

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MAG_n_KAG 27 points ago +27 / -0

Not sure what gives me bluer balls. KMac, or the tick tocking.

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Dave___Smith 9 points ago +9 / -0

Been saying for years Ivanka is the sexiest woman alive. KMac a close second.

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WinstonSmith1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would be interesting if they refused to show it

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Sumarongi 10 points ago +11 / -1

“Ladies and gentlemen, the storm is upon us” lol

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dfponysoldier [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Pelosi is probably popping some Benzos as we speak.

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Gen_Turgidson 9 points ago +9 / -0

MOAB is being prepped

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Groupthinkgroupthink 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't know, that sounds like she's saying Trump will come out, with a fucking chain-axe, Space Marine style, and just start hacking up those Commie fools.

GLORIOUS!

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basedBlumpkin 4 points ago +5 / -1

Bottom right of parler posts is a direct link, if you posted that we could just click directly to article.

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stonetears4fears 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have to think that his life is very much in danger. Not just from citizens but from a potential military coup.

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RealityCalling 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Sorry folks, it’s REALLY complicated businesses this year...”

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Get_Shit_On 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope its when they are all in fucking handcuffs. Like the scene from The dark Knight where commissioner Gordon calmly walks into the bar and arrests every single member of the Mob in Gotham City.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

I got full-body chills... the good kind.

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Old_ex_Commie -23 points ago +2 / -25

Gawd what a babe. Good thing I'm not in the WH press pool, I would have responded with, "So, is there enough time for you and me to have a quickie?"

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WeDaPeepo 18 points ago +19 / -1

Go to horny jail bonk

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dfponysoldier [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

McEnany is a goddess, not some coked up corner whore. That’s something you say about a side of beef(Hillary Clinton)

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PigBeenBorn 9 points ago +9 / -0

I’m pretty sure nobody has ever requested a quickie with hillary

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dfponysoldier [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bill Clinton : “nah”

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WinstonSmith1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not even Huma?

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Cakes4077 3 points ago +3 / -0

She isn't Heels Up Harris.

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bluedevilga 2 points ago +2 / -0

I only would have had a quickie with Hillary in the 90s with her face in the soap and a video camera. I would do so wearing a police squad full body condom.back then, that video would have made me serious money. and with the full body condom, been completely unrecognized

Face in the soap means her nose is up close and personal with the urinal cake

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Frankincense 8 points ago +8 / -0

Believe it or not, when you say that to a woman they don't usually take it as a compliment......

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NazisWereSocialist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shit that explains a lot... jk

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