I never used to go for the “we’re in a simulation” theory thing, but honestly: Election technology named “Dominion”, ironic tag lines like “experience the dominion difference in your next election”, and even the line at the top, “the Dominion difference, we deliver.” It’s totally tongue-in-cheek scriptwriting.

“Fed-ex, we deliver.” Would be fine. We want a courier company to promote their main spexialty service.

But election technology? I don’t want them to “deliver” their product. I want election software to say something that tells me, “We take your vote as seriously as you do. We collect it and keep it private and safe from start to finish.”