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SwampMonsterJesus 1344 points ago +1349 / -5

Coomer. Goddamn it the memes write themselves.

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GunsWithGooglyEyes 674 points ago +674 / -0

IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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CandyBarr 119 points ago +120 / -1

LoL, Triple Kek

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NoMoreLies 32 points ago +32 / -0

More like Hi-Jacking it, lmao

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squanchingonpao 34 points ago +34 / -0

He doesn't know the power of kek and the meme gods

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ZackMorris_osbro 16 points ago +16 / -0

Wait wait, I heard all this Coomer stuff has been deboonked bro!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Has it been dispoooted though?

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ks212 4 points ago +4 / -0

This fraud of election claim has been dispooted.

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LiberalismIsTheVirus 12 points ago +12 / -0

Toobin'ed at the wrong place. Wrong time.

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prayinpede 9 points ago +10 / -1

Nice

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the-new-style 42 points ago +42 / -0

don't let the memes be just dreams

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CandyBarr 12 points ago +12 / -0

Popcorn futures way up

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Trumpman1 8 points ago +8 / -0

PopCOOM futures.

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TangerineShine 23 points ago +23 / -0

My thoughts exactly, before I even clicked, I said “hang the fucker”. 1000 foot building 995 foot rope watch that fuckers head pop clean off.

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CeruleanShadow 14 points ago +14 / -0

And hear the "snap!" for miles around.

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Ryanaissance 14 points ago +14 / -0

The snap heard 'round the world'.

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Naiomr407 6 points ago +6 / -0

Actually it would probably be the most terrifying thing ever cause when you're head comes off suddenly like that your still seeing and hearing everything going on

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like it! Maybe even put a really nice motorcycle helmet on him, to keep his head together and make sure those last few seconds are as good as it gets : )

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TangerineShine 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤣🤣 ded

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MagaroniNCheese 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wouldn’t he break his legs against the ground first if there was only a 5 foot difference?

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TangerineShine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably have to take his measurement first before the rope is cut to length. It’s worth it to measure twice, cut once.

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Myzlplix 11 points ago +11 / -0

im intersted in both

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TwoWords 49 points ago +50 / -1

Profligate coomers

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john_smokin 19 points ago +19 / -0

Ave, true to Caesar!

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BeefyBelisarius 6 points ago +6 / -0

Profligates like that belong on a cross.

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RussianAgent13 41 points ago +41 / -0

Cooming is just an idea.

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Krazykrash96 20 points ago +21 / -1

Coom on, man!

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TheViking 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thats been deboonked!

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TacticalTaylor 28 points ago +28 / -0

IM COOOOMMMMMIIIINNNNNNGGGGGAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGH

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Fullidat1 119 points ago +120 / -1

Fucking coomer’d all over himself!!

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CLANKDOM_SPOON 42 points ago +42 / -0

Ridin' with biden!

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peterthegreen 25 points ago +25 / -0

Coomer be Toobin!

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TenScoops 18 points ago +18 / -0

Coomer and Toobin dispootin'

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Trump2024 10 points ago +10 / -0

Coomer and Toobin debunking each other off

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TenScoops 11 points ago +11 / -0

*deboonking

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SwampView 4 points ago +4 / -0

Coom Ba Yah with the commies

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 11 points ago +11 / -0

Top kek

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ChelseaHubbell 94 points ago +94 / -0

This guy is literally a fucking COOMER! HES GONNA COOM!

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TenScoops 27 points ago +27 / -0

all this in no nut november

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Not_Quite_Savage 15 points ago +15 / -0

I call it 'nut like normal' november

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Quentin_X_Zanzibar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let’s face it - this is nut a normal November.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Breakin all the rules

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PhilFoden 1 point ago +1 / -0

nvm that.. he is also an Eric.

Remember the who shall not be named.. Remember his name?

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KillaryKlinton21 26 points ago +28 / -2

The meme's write themselves anymore.

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Mean_MAGA_Facka 22 points ago +22 / -0

This can't be a coincidence.

We are living in the goddamn Matrix.

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dontCensorMeBro 4 points ago +4 / -0

It must be

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

There is simply no other possibility

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covfefe_energy 2 points ago +2 / -0

He literally looks like the coomer wojack.

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ChrisSuperDude 12 points ago +12 / -0

Doomer coomer got beat by a bunch of bloomer zoomers and boomers

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shade1k 57 points ago +57 / -0

Vote printer goes brrrrr

But... but handle is sticky... D:

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Elfer 15 points ago +15 / -0

Wash your hands for twenty seconds after you vote on a Coomer machine

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inthebreeze711 2 points ago +2 / -0

i coom

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weltbild 466 points ago +466 / -0

is that really his name?

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JackIsALarp 210 points ago +210 / -0

Dr. Coomer. That means that he has not only mastered cooming, but also has a PhD in Cooming.

That's some major coommitment.

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KuhlooKuhlay 99 points ago +99 / -0

graduated magna coome laude

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TenScoops 37 points ago +37 / -0

bwahaha🤣

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KuhlooKuhlay 39 points ago +39 / -0

with a degree in coomunications!

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BoatingAccident 33 points ago +33 / -0

COOM ON MAN!

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Spez_Isacuck 25 points ago +25 / -0

His coommencement speech had a happy ending.

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rodney is that you??

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HeadExam 34 points ago +34 / -0

He's probably a coommunity organizer

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nomoresoy 14 points ago +14 / -0

An expert in coommunal living for sure.

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FullDoomer 24 points ago +25 / -1

Underrated post

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pmurTJdlanoD 26 points ago +26 / -0

Coom on, man!

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spezisapedo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden told me all about CUNITY COLLEGE

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Former_Libtard 23 points ago +23 / -0

A lot of COOOOMING, fo sho

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prayinpede 13 points ago +13 / -0

Coom to your senses, frens. Enough of these poons

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PurestEvil 8 points ago +8 / -0

Living parody, wow.

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Light_HIV_Effect 107 points ago +107 / -0

Can't make this shit up.

It's like yesterday the lawyer in Lansing was named Fink.

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TenScoops 28 points ago +28 / -0

Coom on Zoom

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Spez_Isacuck 16 points ago +16 / -0

All I wanna do is coom-a-coom coom coom in a zoom zoom

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goodatlife123 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just shake ya rump

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zhalias 7 points ago +7 / -0

I made a comment about that yesterday, glad other people noticed that she couldn't even spell her own name right lol

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Kyro5411 17 points ago +17 / -0

Einhorn is Finkle!!

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NoMoreLies 6 points ago +6 / -0

Einhorn is a MA’AM!!!

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HyperCarbs 6 points ago +6 / -0

Say hello to captain Winkie!

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kshoggi 2 points ago +2 / -0

what's the reference.

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Leatherwood 32 points ago +32 / -0

Charge him. Prosecute him. Imprison him.

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tremendous_trump2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

At least in prison he'll get the state run healthcare, pubic funded (re)education, and universal basic income with guaranteed federal job (making license plates) he's advocating for.

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PNW_PEPE 30 points ago +30 / -0

Why is a nuclear physicist working on election systems? I can see the applicability in some scenarios but why wouldn’t this guy be working on, oh say, improving nuclear energy which could improve the lives of millions or even billions of people? Funny how they go out of their way to be degenerates.

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Ballind 12 points ago +12 / -0

Hard to even call it a software company when they just need to increment a few variables and call it done. Nothing complex about it. They're selling something else. The code is easily reproducible.

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Spez_Isacuck 10 points ago +10 / -0

Don’t even need software really. A mechanical counter (like an odometer) would suffice. It’s like the opposite of nuclear physics.

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zooty 5 points ago +5 / -0

I bet you could even do something similar by making marks on a piece of paper with, say, a pen.

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Granite_MAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Its exceedingly complex what they were doing.

They were uploading results across all US media in real time with data run through servers in Europe and all kinds of sidechain shit.

You would think. This machine has to add. And no should be able to fuck with it.

Well.....you'd be wrong. Not these machines....ohh, no. These machines were made to steal governments. There's a lot going on in that box.

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Croatan_man 18 points ago +18 / -0

This dude is an absolute chode. Most likely was aware or had a hand in the steal. These people think activism is more important than the law as long as it perpetuates their cause

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PositiveEnergy 5 points ago +6 / -1

His ideology is dangerous. It’s this type of guy that becomes Geobels, Hitler or Stalin. He is deluded to think he is doing something good when in fact he is evil.

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IncredibleMrE1 52 points ago +52 / -0

Yes it is.

Praise KEK!

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OGRapHat 26 points ago +26 / -0

KEK works in mysterious ways.

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novaks47 16 points ago +16 / -0

When I first saw his name mentioned in another post, I thought for sure it was a play on words based on whatever his real name was, and here I am now, laughing my ass off!

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GodSaveTheWest 103 points ago +103 / -0

And they say fate isnt real, this is hilarious

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Chaylar 61 points ago +61 / -0

No wonder he’s so angry

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NomadicKrow 25 points ago +28 / -3

Some dude said chicks notice when he walks into a room. Some guy on Joe Rogan

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SobekRa 51 points ago +51 / -0

Yea I bet the 'haven't busted in a month' stare stands out from the crowd

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Spez_Isacuck 12 points ago +12 / -0

KEK

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Myzlplix 18 points ago +18 / -0

I dont think its a matter of the females noticing him so much, as it is his assertiveness and awareness of the women interested in him has increased.

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sackofwisdom 2 points ago +2 / -0

People have been saying that LONG before Rogan.

Best argument I've heard is that you're spilling life force. It takes a bunch of energy and minerals to make quality baby juice. Constantly jerking off isn't any better than constantly smoking weed. It can "take the edge off" when really you should be honing that edge.

My thought is, if you have NEVER been able to showcase the discipline to restrain yourself for one month then you are weak and have a problem.

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OliverWillis 22 points ago +24 / -2

Yourbrainonporn.com (I think that's the website?)

Since you wouldn't be over-saturating your brain in higher-than-normal amounts of dopamine, you'd generally be more motivated by everything else. Makes it more rewarding to be productive in other areas, and your energy levels are way up after a few days (from my experience, I'm always exhausted after a good whackin 😂).

Try it for a couple weeks and see what it's like.

Edit- https://youtu.be/guck9gUOIls - this guy is an absolute cartoon character and i love it, he has a lot of great videos explaining the pros of quitting porn

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OliverWillis 3 points ago +12 / -9

Post nut clarity is a thing when you're addicted to masturbation. Get over the addiction and you won't need the nut for the clarity. Same reason why smokers need a smoke, coke heads need a bump, and junkies need a fix. It brings them back to base level.

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Adolf_Kekler 3 points ago +3 / -0

You need orgasms to keep you sane? LOL you sound like a crack head who needs a fix.

When you coom it releases dopamine, the same as nicotine and cocaine does. This isn't fucking rocket science mate.

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OliverWillis 1 point ago +9 / -8

And that's why you're single 👍

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squanchingonpao 9 points ago +10 / -1

Ah yes the biological urges to reproduce is the same as drugs lol

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multi_user_dungeon 0 points ago +1 / -1

Not everyone has the same biology, dude. You could be the outlier here.

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jsmith81 -2 points ago +3 / -5

Comparing the male orgasm to smoking cigarettes and coke addicts is laughable.

..no it's not. Both actions are cheap dopamine releases that you don't need to work for. I don't know why you ask questions when you're too dumb & close-minded to accept any answer 😂

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t-ara-fan 3 points ago +4 / -1

Not cumming is correlated with prostate cancer.

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endthefed11 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are no health benefits to not masturbating. In fact testosterone production transiently increases after ejaculating.

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wholesomekangz100 0 points ago +1 / -1

Was that study ever replicated? IIRC the study was on old men and not young ones.

https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Replication_crisis

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don_piledrive_hilary 1 point ago +2 / -1

dog you need to meet some better women got damn

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Adolf_Kekler 5 points ago +6 / -1

LOL no. Porn is pure poison to keep you weak and easily controlled.

You are literally sitting there watching another man have sex, the very definition of a cuck.

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OliverWillis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Being a cuck is jerkin it to some other dude plowing a girl you find attractive. Exactly the opposite of what you described 🤣

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wholesomekangz100 0 points ago +1 / -1

The nose is showing, Mr. Anaconda

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TenScoops 14 points ago +14 / -0

yep don't nut for 3 months and you turn into Super Saiyan

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Quietam_Unum 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is there any merit to semen retention?

No. You can get DSB if you're not careful...

(DSB = "Dreaded Semen Backup" https://www.acronymfinder.com/Dreaded-Semen-Backup-(military-slang)-(DSB).html)

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MaxineWaters4Prez 212 points ago +212 / -0

C O O M E R

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KaliyugaNavigator 80 points ago +80 / -0

W E W L A D

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Spez_Isacuck 15 points ago +15 / -0

H N N N G

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THE_MAGAL0RIAN 8 points ago +8 / -0

A A A N D M Y

X

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HuggableBear 100 points ago +102 / -2

I used to think "We live in a simulation" was just a meme, but this year has convinced me it's real. There's simply no other explanation.

This guy's name is Coomer.

Hunter's laptop password was Hunter02.

I can't even remember any others because it's all coming so fast. Kek is real and he's running the simulation.

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tufftoffee 13 points ago +13 / -0

Amen

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CLANKDOM_SPOON 17 points ago +17 / -0

And dont forget, the slogan goes ridin' with biden - it all makes sense now!

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pmurTJdlanoD 17 points ago +17 / -0

Cooming* so fast

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BejewelledBadger 7 points ago +8 / -1

From our perspective, this creator could be God who created the world. But from the point of view of that "God's" world, we might be an equivalent to a Master's thesis hastily cobbled together the night before deadline by a student who did party just a bit too much.

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Loiuzein 2 points ago +2 / -0

A fellow Max Derrat scholar, I see.

At least I'm pretty sure that's the one who made that video. Maybe it was someone else. Fun video.

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cherryred 3 points ago +4 / -1

LOL he isn't number 1 son in pop's heart, and he's not even number 1 for his own laptop?

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sciencebeforegod 8 points ago +8 / -0

He has THE BEST SENSE OF HUMOR!

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CLANKDOM_SPOON 27 points ago +28 / -1

Oh Ja!

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Beundra 12 points ago +12 / -0

Hier kommt der Coomer

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ragtimesongs 5 points ago +5 / -0

Komm suerr Coomer

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petiteputnam 140 points ago +142 / -2

COOMER!?!!

KEK WILLS IT!!!!

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RussianAgent13 45 points ago +45 / -0

SHADILAAYYYY!

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cuckslasher 26 points ago +26 / -0

truly the dankest timeline

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Trump_2024 11 points ago +11 / -0

We live in the best timeline!

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dontCensorMeBro 5 points ago +5 / -0

KEK VULT !

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spacecoyote 58 points ago +58 / -0

IS THE SIMULATION RUNNING OUT OF MEMORY?

Yes, that's why NPCs don't have any.

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Wtf_socialismreally 11 points ago +11 / -0

Simulation does not have enough RAM to access this file

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SobekRa 10 points ago +10 / -0

So that's why it seems you're having the same conversation over and over despite talking to different people

All jokes aside everyone is so... Mellow, off. I don't know how to describe it.

They're just indifferent, not worried. Anything outside of their mind picket fence : 'conspiracy theory' 'proof'

Their intellectual curiosity literally got reduced to barking

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MagaroniNCheese 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’ve noticed this about family recently. “Fraud is a conspiracy”, “Trump will run in 2024”, “Fox said Biden will be president”. I can see why the elites thought we’d treat Fox like the left treats CNN, because a large number of people actually do.

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BrownRugs 107 points ago +107 / -0

Fuckin COOMER

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populistopulence 94 points ago +95 / -1

The fact that his last name is “Coomer” says it all.

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VictoryInDefiance 25 points ago +25 / -0

I love how we all made that connection at once! hahaha! Coomer! We can't stop WINNING!

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WJKovax 83 points ago +83 / -0

What a perfect name for this Coom brained faggot.

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MAGA5150 73 points ago +76 / -3

Prison. ALL. OF. THEM.

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TrumpsFavorite 46 points ago +46 / -0

You spelled execution wrong

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TrumpingIntensifies 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bane voice: your punishment must be more severe

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DutchDonFan 18 points ago +18 / -0

You are being very humane there.

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SobekRa 5 points ago +5 / -0

The French sent you the very beautful Statue of Liberty in the 1800s, as a gesture or friendship

See if they can also lend you that nice sharp tool they used back in those days

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Politiskep 70 points ago +70 / -0

COOMER?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW

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horsefacestorm 7 points ago +7 / -0

Believe all Doctors

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kung-flu-fighting 9 points ago +9 / -0

This should be top post! (even as funny and some of the others are)

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elpoePehTeW 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude, awesome username!

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plaaaa 1 point ago +1 / -0

So he's a liar. This should be its on thread.

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chieflemons 63 points ago +63 / -0

Honestly, I ask this all the time but fuck me are we seriously dealing with the dumbest cunts on the planet?.

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RussianAgent13 23 points ago +24 / -1

The universe is trying to make it easy for us.

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BeMyFren 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kinda. Haven’t seen a single person held accountable in a meaningful way.

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RussianAgent13 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's because so many of us have ourselves been corrupt or asleep.

We're disappointing.

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TrumpTrainChoooChoo2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Blind hatred makes people do stupid things.

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Zahala 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes, yes we are

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EagleI 1 point ago +1 / -0

And where the fuck is the gop at? They don't pay any attention to the guys building voting software and systems?? Contract should been yanked.

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softhack 1 point ago +1 / -0

They even make videos of themselves boasting about committing it.

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WishdoctorsSong 59 points ago +59 / -0

That cannot possibly be his real name, the memes just make themselves.

Anthony Weiner just got one-upped.

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hint 52 points ago +52 / -0

"Coomer"??? No fucking way! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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wrathofdog 51 points ago +52 / -1

We live in a simulation.

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TenScoops 8 points ago +8 / -0

it's true

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LockThemUp 46 points ago +46 / -0

Lmao not surprised.

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Dictator_Bob 34 points ago +34 / -0

Coomers are terrorists lol.

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CloakAndDagger 33 points ago +33 / -0

OH GOOOOD I AM GONNA COOOOOOM

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Ace-Hardgroin 29 points ago +29 / -0

His fucking name is Coomer? The memes write themselves

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Gospeedrcer 29 points ago +29 / -0

Oh my his name is really Coomer. Meme magic.

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Kekintosh2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Shadilay

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 28 points ago +29 / -1

This has to be a troll

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 24 points ago +24 / -0

Crazy. This timeline is being written by an 8th grader:

“...and then the whole election is hacked by an Antifa dude named Coomer”

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PraiseBeToScience 6 points ago +7 / -1

Eric graduated from the University of California, Berkeley

What a surprise.

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Juice 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is that really his Facebook post tho

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Swaraj_ 26 points ago +27 / -1

Coomers are anti Trump

NNN is a pro Trump semen retention based tantric magick movement.

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RussianAgent13 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sting: "I can last 24 hours."

Trump: "Hold my beer."

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 21 points ago +22 / -1

That can’t really be his name…

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TeddyIndeed 16 points ago +16 / -0

Oh, it absolutely is.

He loves antifa. He loves Dominion vote control. He is Coomer.

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Kekintosh2020 8 points ago +9 / -1

Coomer Prime

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AdamBomb 21 points ago +21 / -0

That name...? You can't be serious! This is going to be memed into lower Earth orbit.

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Jarlason10 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just LEO?

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AdamBomb 6 points ago +6 / -0

You're right, he'll be memed into one of the dimensions Trump uses when he plays chess.

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SweetLeftardTears 20 points ago +20 / -0

THE MEMES ARE COOOOOMING TO LIFE

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iClue 19 points ago +20 / -1

I posted this shit THREE DAYS AGO! GO CHECK “CONSERVATIVE DAILY” on YouTube and listen to their streams. Joe lays it ALLLLLLLLL out

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Oculument 2 points ago +2 / -0

retroactive upvote for you

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juicemoney9 19 points ago +19 / -0

These guys think you don’t need a reason to commit treason

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nc777 8 points ago +8 / -0

Federal charges of treason filed against anyone willfully and knowingly attempting to minimize public perception of the impact and risks of the coronavirus

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RussianAgent13 8 points ago +8 / -0

These guys think we can't prosecute ANTIFA if they say "it's just an idea bro!"

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Shamb3 5 points ago +5 / -0

That was an awful lot of words for and idea to come up with.

Seems an idea has been out assaulting people and burning their businesses down. Using coordinated idea tactics. This idea dresses in all black and does a awful lot of planning.

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +2 / -1

For people who are fans of carrying out 1984 you'd think they would have remembered that the goal of Ingsoc was to literally eliminate ideas by eliminating anyone expressing them.

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nc777 19 points ago +19 / -0

Here are our demands: Universal single payer health care without regard for citizenship status...
UBI, Federal Job, Child Care, Higher education, a whole lot of other free shit......
Healthcare for everyone in the world won't bankrupt everyone folks.

Federal charges of treason filed against anyone willfully and knowingly attempting to minimize public perception of the impact and risks of the coronavirus
You can't read this sentence without a soy voice.

The creation of a publicly funded non-partisan media source to serve as the primary source of government information
So National Pravda Radio.

Essentially I think they'd be okay with CCP rule.

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MuadDon 10 points ago +10 / -0

Juvenile requests. Shocker.

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RussianAgent13 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes these all sound like very reasonable demands coming from an officer at an international corporation.

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Eu-is-socialist 1 point ago +1 / -0

universal basic income with a federal job guarantee , under which the federal government becomes the "employer of last resort"

bwagahhahhaha

This one isn't quite clear to me , do you guys think the federal job guarantee is meant to be on top of the basic income , or does he want them as choices .

You know sometimes you just want to have a job , meet some people then when you get bored ... back to being PURE leech.

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EagleI 2 points ago +2 / -0

So government staffed by the otherwise unemployable and they run our lives...sounds great /s

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Eu-is-socialist 2 points ago +2 / -0

maybe they will be "employed" to whistle or something.

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slimcoat 16 points ago +16 / -0

Consoomer

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Covf3f3 15 points ago +16 / -1

Ahhhh I'm fucking cooming

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snowypepe 15 points ago +15 / -0

Meme magic is real

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cmonman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Always has been.

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Salacious_B_Trump 14 points ago +14 / -0

The simulation is winking at us.

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sun_wolf 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think Barron got ahold of the time machine and took it for a spin. A year ago this guy’s name was probably Cooper. Then the coomer meme started and Barron was like, “It’s one letter! One letter!”

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CNN_IS_TUBGIRL 13 points ago +13 / -0

Do any of the Trump haters seriously believe there aren't people that hate Trump enough to fix an election?

Or can their brains not even comprehend a premise, let alone step one of logical induction.

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RussianAgent13 13 points ago +13 / -0

I can imagine the angry NPC meme format.

"We'll do anything to force the tyrant out office! BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!"

"Even rig an election?"

>:[

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HeavenPiercingMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are complicit.

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cgiles98 11 points ago +11 / -0

FUCKING KEK HIS NAME IS COOMER!

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arkylady 10 points ago +10 / -0

Coomer? lmfao

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Sucrapi88 10 points ago +10 / -0

lmao Coomer. So fitting.

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Meatbank84 10 points ago +10 / -0

SHOCKED PIKACHU FACE

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nukalurk 10 points ago +10 / -0

Typical Coomer.

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thefeebleguy 10 points ago +10 / -0

Bigger Dominos are starting to fall, I hope we can expose and imprison them all

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magaspif 9 points ago +9 / -0

kek, coomer

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Staatssicherheit 8 points ago +8 / -0

Texas rejected Dominion. Trump won by 6 points.

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xBigCoffinHunter 7 points ago +7 / -0

Are we sure Christopher Wray didn’t write that?

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CandyBarr 6 points ago +6 / -0

“A bit long”

LoLoLoL

Even his friends call him out for WALL OF TEXT

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