Actually it would probably be the most terrifying thing ever cause when you're head comes off suddenly like that your still seeing and hearing everything going on
I like it! Maybe even put a really nice motorcycle helmet on him, to keep his head together and make sure those last few seconds are as good as it gets : )
At least in prison he'll get the state run healthcare, pubic funded (re)education, and universal basic income with guaranteed federal job (making license plates) he's advocating for.
Why is a nuclear physicist working on election systems? I can see the applicability in some scenarios but why wouldn’t this guy be working on, oh say, improving nuclear energy which could improve the lives of millions or even billions of people? Funny how they go out of their way to be degenerates.
Hard to even call it a software company when they just need to increment a few variables and call it done. Nothing complex about it. They're selling something else. The code is easily reproducible.
This dude is an absolute chode. Most likely was aware or had a hand in the steal. These people think activism is more important than the law as long as it perpetuates their cause
His ideology is dangerous. It’s this type of guy that becomes Geobels, Hitler or Stalin. He is deluded to think he is doing something good when in fact he is evil.
When I first saw his name mentioned in another post, I thought for sure it was a play on words based on whatever his real name was, and here I am now, laughing my ass off!
Best argument I've heard is that you're spilling life force. It takes a bunch of energy and minerals to make quality baby juice. Constantly jerking off isn't any better than constantly smoking weed. It can "take the edge off" when really you should be honing that edge.
My thought is, if you have NEVER been able to showcase the discipline to restrain yourself for one month then you are weak and have a problem.
Since you wouldn't be over-saturating your brain in higher-than-normal amounts of dopamine, you'd generally be more motivated by everything else. Makes it more rewarding to be productive in other areas, and your energy levels are way up after a few days (from my experience, I'm always exhausted after a good whackin 😂).
Try it for a couple weeks and see what it's like.
Edit-
https://youtu.be/guck9gUOIls - this guy is an absolute cartoon character and i love it, he has a lot of great videos explaining the pros of quitting porn
Post nut clarity is a thing when you're addicted to masturbation. Get over the addiction and you won't need the nut for the clarity. Same reason why smokers need a smoke, coke heads need a bump, and junkies need a fix. It brings them back to base level.
Comparing the male orgasm to smoking cigarettes and coke addicts is laughable.
..no it's not. Both actions are cheap dopamine releases that you don't need to work for. I don't know why you ask questions when you're too dumb & close-minded to accept any answer 😂
From our perspective, this creator could be God who created the world. But from the point of view of that "God's" world, we might be an equivalent to a Master's thesis hastily cobbled together the night before deadline by a student who did party just a bit too much.
I’ve noticed this about family recently. “Fraud is a conspiracy”, “Trump will run in 2024”, “Fox said Biden will be president”. I can see why the elites thought we’d treat Fox like the left treats CNN, because a large number of people actually do.
Federal charges of treason filed against anyone willfully and knowingly attempting to minimize public perception of the impact and risks of the coronavirus
That was an awful lot of words for and idea to come up with.
Seems an idea has been out assaulting people and burning their businesses down. Using coordinated idea tactics. This idea dresses in all black and does a awful lot of planning.
For people who are fans of carrying out 1984 you'd think they would have remembered that the goal of Ingsoc was to literally eliminate ideas by eliminating anyone expressing them.
Here are our demands: Universal single payer health care without regard for citizenship status...
UBI, Federal Job, Child Care, Higher education, a whole lot of other free shit......
Healthcare for everyone in the world won't bankrupt everyone folks.
Federal charges of treason filed against anyone willfully and knowingly attempting to minimize public perception of the impact and risks of the coronavirus
You can't read this sentence without a soy voice.
The creation of a publicly funded non-partisan media source to serve as the primary source of government information
So National Pravda Radio.
universal basic income with a federal job guarantee , under which the federal government becomes the "employer of last resort"
bwagahhahhaha
This one isn't quite clear to me , do you guys think the federal job guarantee is meant to be on top of the basic income , or does he want them as choices .
You know sometimes you just want to have a job , meet some people then when you get bored ... back to being PURE leech.
I think Barron got ahold of the time machine and took it for a spin. A year ago this guy’s name was probably Cooper. Then the coomer meme started and Barron was like, “It’s one letter! One letter!”
Coomer. Goddamn it the memes write themselves.
IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
LoL, Triple Kek
More like Hi-Jacking it, lmao
He doesn't know the power of kek and the meme gods
Wait wait, I heard all this Coomer stuff has been deboonked bro!
Has it been dispoooted though?
This fraud of election claim has been dispooted.
Toobin'ed at the wrong place. Wrong time.
Nice
don't let the memes be just dreams
Popcorn futures way up
PopCOOM futures.
My thoughts exactly, before I even clicked, I said “hang the fucker”. 1000 foot building 995 foot rope watch that fuckers head pop clean off.
And hear the "snap!" for miles around.
The snap heard 'round the world'.
Actually it would probably be the most terrifying thing ever cause when you're head comes off suddenly like that your still seeing and hearing everything going on
I like it! Maybe even put a really nice motorcycle helmet on him, to keep his head together and make sure those last few seconds are as good as it gets : )
🤣🤣 ded
Wouldn’t he break his legs against the ground first if there was only a 5 foot difference?
Probably have to take his measurement first before the rope is cut to length. It’s worth it to measure twice, cut once.
im intersted in both
Profligate coomers
Ave, true to Caesar!
Profligates like that belong on a cross.
Cooming is just an idea.
Coom on, man!
Thats been deboonked!
IM COOOOMMMMMIIIINNNNNNGGGGGAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGH
Fucking coomer’d all over himself!!
Ridin' with biden!
Coomer be Toobin!
Coomer and Toobin dispootin'
Coomer and Toobin debunking each other off
*deboonking
Coom Ba Yah with the commies
Top kek
This guy is literally a fucking COOMER! HES GONNA COOM!
all this in no nut november
I call it 'nut like normal' november
Let’s face it - this is nut a normal November.
Breakin all the rules
nvm that.. he is also an Eric.
Remember the who shall not be named.. Remember his name?
The meme's write themselves anymore.
This can't be a coincidence.
We are living in the goddamn Matrix.
It must be
There is simply no other possibility
He literally looks like the coomer wojack.
Doomer coomer got beat by a bunch of bloomer zoomers and boomers
Vote printer goes brrrrr
But... but handle is sticky... D:
Wash your hands for twenty seconds after you vote on a Coomer machine
i coom
is that really his name?
Dr. Coomer. That means that he has not only mastered cooming, but also has a PhD in Cooming.
That's some major coommitment.
graduated magna coome laude
bwahaha🤣
with a degree in coomunications!
COOM ON MAN!
His coommencement speech had a happy ending.
Rodney is that you??
He's probably a coommunity organizer
An expert in coommunal living for sure.
Underrated post
Coom on, man!
Biden told me all about CUNITY COLLEGE
A lot of COOOOMING, fo sho
Coom to your senses, frens. Enough of these poons
Living parody, wow.
Can't make this shit up.
It's like yesterday the lawyer in Lansing was named Fink.
Coom on Zoom
All I wanna do is coom-a-coom coom coom in a zoom zoom
Just shake ya rump
I made a comment about that yesterday, glad other people noticed that she couldn't even spell her own name right lol
Einhorn is Finkle!!
Einhorn is a MA’AM!!!
Say hello to captain Winkie!
what's the reference.
Charge him. Prosecute him. Imprison him.
At least in prison he'll get the state run healthcare, pubic funded (re)education, and universal basic income with guaranteed federal job (making license plates) he's advocating for.
Why is a nuclear physicist working on election systems? I can see the applicability in some scenarios but why wouldn’t this guy be working on, oh say, improving nuclear energy which could improve the lives of millions or even billions of people? Funny how they go out of their way to be degenerates.
Hard to even call it a software company when they just need to increment a few variables and call it done. Nothing complex about it. They're selling something else. The code is easily reproducible.
Don’t even need software really. A mechanical counter (like an odometer) would suffice. It’s like the opposite of nuclear physics.
I bet you could even do something similar by making marks on a piece of paper with, say, a pen.
Its exceedingly complex what they were doing.
They were uploading results across all US media in real time with data run through servers in Europe and all kinds of sidechain shit.
You would think. This machine has to add. And no should be able to fuck with it.
Well.....you'd be wrong. Not these machines....ohh, no. These machines were made to steal governments. There's a lot going on in that box.
This dude is an absolute chode. Most likely was aware or had a hand in the steal. These people think activism is more important than the law as long as it perpetuates their cause
His ideology is dangerous. It’s this type of guy that becomes Geobels, Hitler or Stalin. He is deluded to think he is doing something good when in fact he is evil.
Yes it is.
Praise KEK!
KEK works in mysterious ways.
When I first saw his name mentioned in another post, I thought for sure it was a play on words based on whatever his real name was, and here I am now, laughing my ass off!
And they say fate isnt real, this is hilarious
No wonder he’s so angry
Some dude said chicks notice when he walks into a room. Some guy on Joe Rogan
Yea I bet the 'haven't busted in a month' stare stands out from the crowd
KEK
I dont think its a matter of the females noticing him so much, as it is his assertiveness and awareness of the women interested in him has increased.
People have been saying that LONG before Rogan.
Best argument I've heard is that you're spilling life force. It takes a bunch of energy and minerals to make quality baby juice. Constantly jerking off isn't any better than constantly smoking weed. It can "take the edge off" when really you should be honing that edge.
My thought is, if you have NEVER been able to showcase the discipline to restrain yourself for one month then you are weak and have a problem.
Yourbrainonporn.com (I think that's the website?)
Since you wouldn't be over-saturating your brain in higher-than-normal amounts of dopamine, you'd generally be more motivated by everything else. Makes it more rewarding to be productive in other areas, and your energy levels are way up after a few days (from my experience, I'm always exhausted after a good whackin 😂).
Try it for a couple weeks and see what it's like.
Edit- https://youtu.be/guck9gUOIls - this guy is an absolute cartoon character and i love it, he has a lot of great videos explaining the pros of quitting porn
Post nut clarity is a thing when you're addicted to masturbation. Get over the addiction and you won't need the nut for the clarity. Same reason why smokers need a smoke, coke heads need a bump, and junkies need a fix. It brings them back to base level.
You need orgasms to keep you sane? LOL you sound like a crack head who needs a fix.
When you coom it releases dopamine, the same as nicotine and cocaine does. This isn't fucking rocket science mate.
And that's why you're single 👍
Ah yes the biological urges to reproduce is the same as drugs lol
Not everyone has the same biology, dude. You could be the outlier here.
..no it's not. Both actions are cheap dopamine releases that you don't need to work for. I don't know why you ask questions when you're too dumb & close-minded to accept any answer 😂
Not cumming is correlated with prostate cancer.
There are no health benefits to not masturbating. In fact testosterone production transiently increases after ejaculating.
Was that study ever replicated? IIRC the study was on old men and not young ones.
https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Replication_crisis
dog you need to meet some better women got damn
LOL no. Porn is pure poison to keep you weak and easily controlled.
You are literally sitting there watching another man have sex, the very definition of a cuck.
Being a cuck is jerkin it to some other dude plowing a girl you find attractive. Exactly the opposite of what you described 🤣
The nose is showing, Mr. Anaconda
yep don't nut for 3 months and you turn into Super Saiyan
No. You can get DSB if you're not careful...
(DSB = "Dreaded Semen Backup" https://www.acronymfinder.com/Dreaded-Semen-Backup-(military-slang)-(DSB).html)
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I used to think "We live in a simulation" was just a meme, but this year has convinced me it's real. There's simply no other explanation.
This guy's name is Coomer.
Hunter's laptop password was Hunter02.
I can't even remember any others because it's all coming so fast. Kek is real and he's running the simulation.
Amen
And dont forget, the slogan goes ridin' with biden - it all makes sense now!
Cooming* so fast
From our perspective, this creator could be God who created the world. But from the point of view of that "God's" world, we might be an equivalent to a Master's thesis hastily cobbled together the night before deadline by a student who did party just a bit too much.
A fellow Max Derrat scholar, I see.
At least I'm pretty sure that's the one who made that video. Maybe it was someone else. Fun video.
LOL he isn't number 1 son in pop's heart, and he's not even number 1 for his own laptop?
He has THE BEST SENSE OF HUMOR!
Oh Ja!
Hier kommt der Coomer
Komm suerr Coomer
COOMER!?!!
KEK WILLS IT!!!!
SHADILAAYYYY!
truly the dankest timeline
We live in the best timeline!
KEK VULT !
Yes, that's why NPCs don't have any.
Simulation does not have enough RAM to access this file
So that's why it seems you're having the same conversation over and over despite talking to different people
All jokes aside everyone is so... Mellow, off. I don't know how to describe it.
They're just indifferent, not worried. Anything outside of their mind picket fence : 'conspiracy theory' 'proof'
Their intellectual curiosity literally got reduced to barking
I’ve noticed this about family recently. “Fraud is a conspiracy”, “Trump will run in 2024”, “Fox said Biden will be president”. I can see why the elites thought we’d treat Fox like the left treats CNN, because a large number of people actually do.
Fuckin COOMER
The fact that his last name is “Coomer” says it all.
I love how we all made that connection at once! hahaha! Coomer! We can't stop WINNING!
What a perfect name for this Coom brained faggot.
Prison. ALL. OF. THEM.
You spelled execution wrong
Bane voice: your punishment must be more severe
You are being very humane there.
The French sent you the very beautful Statue of Liberty in the 1800s, as a gesture or friendship
See if they can also lend you that nice sharp tool they used back in those days
COOMER?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW
Believe all Doctors
This should be top post! (even as funny and some of the others are)
Dude, awesome username!
So he's a liar. This should be its on thread.
Honestly, I ask this all the time but fuck me are we seriously dealing with the dumbest cunts on the planet?.
The universe is trying to make it easy for us.
Kinda. Haven’t seen a single person held accountable in a meaningful way.
That's because so many of us have ourselves been corrupt or asleep.
We're disappointing.
Blind hatred makes people do stupid things.
Yes, yes we are
And where the fuck is the gop at? They don't pay any attention to the guys building voting software and systems?? Contract should been yanked.
They even make videos of themselves boasting about committing it.
That cannot possibly be his real name, the memes just make themselves.
Anthony Weiner just got one-upped.
"Coomer"??? No fucking way! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
We live in a simulation.
it's true
Lmao not surprised.
Coomers are terrorists lol.
OH GOOOOD I AM GONNA COOOOOOM
His fucking name is Coomer? The memes write themselves
Oh my his name is really Coomer. Meme magic.
Shadilay
This has to be a troll
Crazy. This timeline is being written by an 8th grader:
“...and then the whole election is hacked by an Antifa dude named Coomer”
What a surprise.
Is that really his Facebook post tho
Coomers are anti Trump
NNN is a pro Trump semen retention based tantric magick movement.
Sting: "I can last 24 hours."
Trump: "Hold my beer."
That can’t really be his name…
Oh, it absolutely is.
He loves antifa. He loves Dominion vote control. He is Coomer.
Coomer Prime
That name...? You can't be serious! This is going to be memed into lower Earth orbit.
Just LEO?
You're right, he'll be memed into one of the dimensions Trump uses when he plays chess.
THE MEMES ARE COOOOOMING TO LIFE
I posted this shit THREE DAYS AGO! GO CHECK “CONSERVATIVE DAILY” on YouTube and listen to their streams. Joe lays it ALLLLLLLLL out
retroactive upvote for you
These guys think you don’t need a reason to commit treason
These guys think we can't prosecute ANTIFA if they say "it's just an idea bro!"
That was an awful lot of words for and idea to come up with.
Seems an idea has been out assaulting people and burning their businesses down. Using coordinated idea tactics. This idea dresses in all black and does a awful lot of planning.
For people who are fans of carrying out 1984 you'd think they would have remembered that the goal of Ingsoc was to literally eliminate ideas by eliminating anyone expressing them.
Essentially I think they'd be okay with CCP rule.
Juvenile requests. Shocker.
Yes these all sound like very reasonable demands coming from an officer at an international corporation.
bwagahhahhaha
This one isn't quite clear to me , do you guys think the federal job guarantee is meant to be on top of the basic income , or does he want them as choices .
You know sometimes you just want to have a job , meet some people then when you get bored ... back to being PURE leech.
So government staffed by the otherwise unemployable and they run our lives...sounds great /s
maybe they will be "employed" to whistle or something.
Consoomer
Ahhhh I'm fucking cooming
Meme magic is real
Always has been.
The simulation is winking at us.
I think Barron got ahold of the time machine and took it for a spin. A year ago this guy’s name was probably Cooper. Then the coomer meme started and Barron was like, “It’s one letter! One letter!”
Do any of the Trump haters seriously believe there aren't people that hate Trump enough to fix an election?
Or can their brains not even comprehend a premise, let alone step one of logical induction.
I can imagine the angry NPC meme format.
"We'll do anything to force the tyrant out office! BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!"
"Even rig an election?"
>:[
They are complicit.
FUCKING KEK HIS NAME IS COOMER!
Coomer? lmfao
lmao Coomer. So fitting.
SHOCKED PIKACHU FACE
Typical Coomer.
Bigger Dominos are starting to fall, I hope we can expose and imprison them all
kek, coomer
Texas rejected Dominion. Trump won by 6 points.
Are we sure Christopher Wray didn’t write that?
“A bit long”
LoLoLoL
Even his friends call him out for WALL OF TEXT