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TangerineShine 23 points ago +23 / -0

My thoughts exactly, before I even clicked, I said “hang the fucker”. 1000 foot building 995 foot rope watch that fuckers head pop clean off.

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CeruleanShadow 14 points ago +14 / -0

And hear the "snap!" for miles around.

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Ryanaissance 14 points ago +14 / -0

The snap heard 'round the world'.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love this place

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Naiomr407 6 points ago +6 / -0

Actually it would probably be the most terrifying thing ever cause when you're head comes off suddenly like that your still seeing and hearing everything going on

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like it! Maybe even put a really nice motorcycle helmet on him, to keep his head together and make sure those last few seconds are as good as it gets : )

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TangerineShine 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤣🤣 ded

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MagaroniNCheese 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wouldn’t he break his legs against the ground first if there was only a 5 foot difference?

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TangerineShine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably have to take his measurement first before the rope is cut to length. It’s worth it to measure twice, cut once.