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posted ago by Trumper926 ago by Trumper926 +22 / -0

Hello fellow patriots. Chuck was an older gentleman whom I had the pleasure of knowing before he passed away a few years ago. Chuck drank. ALLOT. While he was a successful business man, I came to conclude that the reason he ran his own business was so that he could work from home and drink. All of his Christmas presents from friends and family were bottles of the same type of rum.

Everyone always commented how "Chuck never gets drunk". "He can drink all day and never get drunk. Its simply astonishing!". The kicker is what I like to call "Chuck's law": (Don't worry, he would be honored). Chuck wasn't always sober. He was ALWAYS DRUNK and he just functioned as such.

What were seeing is Chuck's law in action. Voter fraud is so rampant that no one even notices anymore. Its obvious to me now that this country is WAY more red than the normies could even believe it.

Rest in peace Chuck. You fooled everyone. Well, almost everyone.

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EpsteinPrisonGuard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chuck voted for Biden 😢

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Trumper926 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol. Maybe I should check. Chuck was very wise though.

I remember telling him how we needed to vote for Bush over Kerry. He said "Kerry is a traitor, and so is Bush". He knew.

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frankblank 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've got a feeling Chuck would fit right in with Covid remote work.. with those bottles out of his webcam view, of course.

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Trumper926 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chuck would have known it was B.S. right from the start. Stubborn doesnt even begin to describe this man. Before I had met him, someone told me the story about how he had some skin growth on his back and family wanted him to go to the doctor. He refused to go to the doctor, so he just cut it off himself while looking through a handheld mirror and reflecting it into the bathroom mirror. I never asked him about it, but I have no doubt its true.