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donaldismydad 147 points ago +148 / -1

cue the ymca, ✨YOUNG MAN✨

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Dingus 75 points ago +76 / -1

There's no need to feel down

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Shadilady 63 points ago +63 / -0

I said YOUNG MAN Pick yo- self off the ground

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buco 52 points ago +52 / -0

I said, Young Man, cause you're in a new town

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Bruce13 48 points ago +48 / -0

There's no need, to, be, un-happy

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LookFatty 35 points ago +35 / -0

It's fun to stay at the....

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Numaeus 27 points ago +27 / -0

Y!

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MAGAPlenty 16 points ago +16 / -0

Young man, there’s a place you can go

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Southern_Belle 49 points ago +49 / -0

Speaking of YOUNG MAN, Trump uses affirmations.

He AFFIRMS himself as young and vibrant.

The dumbass press people think he's crazy.

No, he is manifesting what he wants to see in reality around him; he's bending reality to his will.

And the results are objectively visible.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 19 points ago +19 / -0

I mean the man can bend time with his bare hands so.....

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Loiuzein 3 points ago +3 / -0

Real life Snake, I love it

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Threeper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do not try and bend the spoon, that’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth...There is no spoon. Then you’ll see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.

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SkitShowPhrenia 73 points ago +73 / -0

High Level Businessman confirmed. This guy is a billionaire who’s worked his entire life, he’s use to stress and a tough work schedule.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's SO true!

Jimmah Carter was the last president that ever ran anything besides their mouths.

Fuck Jimmah though. Billy would have mad a better president!

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RussianAgent13 6 points ago +6 / -0

Jimmah Carter was the last president that ever ran anything besides their mouths.

He was a peanut farmer! Now he's stuck in some godawful Hitler movie.

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CheekyBastard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Billy Beer FTW.

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StarsStripesandGrit 8 points ago +8 / -0

The Joy's of time travel

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HiddenDekuScrub 18 points ago +18 / -0

Either that or there's an advantage to being old in the first place. Plus this guy gives the aura of feeding off challenges.

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MAGABrick 9 points ago +9 / -0

Every day Trump wakes up from his time chamber exactly the same age as day 1.

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shade1k 204 points ago +204 / -0

It's weird - like all you have to do to not be crushed by the Presidency is maintain your connection to the people and not sell your soul. Who would have thought?

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DisbandTheCIA 49 points ago +49 / -0

Yeah the persistent threat of global shame and execution for treachery really weighs on people.

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Voight-Kampff 40 points ago +40 / -0

And not drink like a fucking fish.

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CROMAGA 19 points ago +19 / -0

That’s probably the biggest factor.

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JediTrumptimusPrime 10 points ago +10 / -0

Also, not getting buttfucked by Big Mike helps too.

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Did213 4 points ago +4 / -0

😂

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eastern-truman 24 points ago +24 / -0

There should be a comparison between the aging of Celine Dion and President Trump in the past 4 years.

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MAGAPlenty 19 points ago +19 / -0

Holy crap, she does not look good. Looks like a skeleton with candle wax dripped over it

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eastern-truman 13 points ago +13 / -0

I know, right? She has a serious case of TDS, drug withdrawal and maybe some sort of Satanist activity in the past.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Evil doesn't have a good shelf life." - Owen Benjamin

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Katarina_Reset 136 points ago +136 / -0

Now biden 2016 vs 2020. He looks like death is knocking now lol

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DankoJones84 33 points ago +33 / -0

Look, fat. You're a lyin' dog-faced pony soldier! C'mon, man! You know, the thing!

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LookFatty 12 points ago +12 / -0

Put on the phonograph... words.. corn pop was a bad dude... rain barrel.....

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JoePCool14 32 points ago +32 / -0

And Biden has done nothing for four years to boot!

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Cronus 28 points ago +28 / -0

You mean 47 years right?

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SolidSnakeOil 8 points ago +8 / -0

But this time things will surely change. Right?

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45squared 9 points ago +9 / -0

If, IF he were to win his 2020 vs 2024 would be current pic vs a skeleton

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NoatakTheWiser 8 points ago +8 / -0

> Implying biden doesn't already look like a skeleton.

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45squared 6 points ago +6 / -0

Touché

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blumpkinblake 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just look at Biden March 2020 vs Biden November 2020

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ThickCheney 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do Biden 2020 vs Kamala 2024

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Jaybone86 75 points ago +76 / -1

Probably because he has a clean conscience.

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CovfefeVideo 65 points ago +65 / -0

He didn't partake in the swamp festivities.

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SupposableThumbs 14 points ago +14 / -0

The spray tan does not outdo 10 rallies in 48 hours. Energy vs appearance.

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MAGABrick 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's his secret, he's always stressed. He's been stressed for 60 years.

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IncredibleMrE1 34 points ago +34 / -0

And he's gonna fuckin' do it again!

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Adjam 31 points ago +31 / -0

Lol ... good catch! They'll age more when he pulls off the greatest comeback in history!

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IsrorOrca 24 points ago +24 / -0

He brought back some Regenron.

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JoePCool14 19 points ago +19 / -0

R E G E N E R O N

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SanFranShitty 22 points ago +22 / -0

God Bless our vibrant young GEOTUS!

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libtards_r_stoopid 21 points ago +21 / -0

I was thinking about this the other day. Only POTUS that actually looks as good today as his first day in office. And that's with all the shit they put him through. Truly a special man sent by God to save us all.

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Amaroq64 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahaha! Yeah that's right, even Obama who was adored by everyone and praised for everything by the media aged badly while he was there.

Trump endured a lot more than they did and came out with the same shit-eating grin.

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davidmode 20 points ago +20 / -0

In 8 years Obama went from a mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy to a gray-haird shriveled nut sack

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TheGulagKnownAsCA 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s being married to Big Mike thats the real cause.

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PositiveEnergy 15 points ago +15 / -0

I think the dramatic aging of other presidents is because they looked evil in the eye and did nothing. They sold their souls for power.

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Alkaizer 14 points ago +14 / -0

Stress level = zero

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DixOut4Donald 14 points ago +14 / -0

Dragon energy sustains him

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saltyviewer123 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's because he doesn't take stress he gives it!

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Sodium_miner 12 points ago +12 / -0

The fountain of youth is leftard tears.

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Donaldiscool 11 points ago +11 / -0

He looks younger!

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vtanon59 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not worshipping Satan will do that for you.

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sGensui 9 points ago +9 / -0

I was just talking about this with my parents! Nice to see others noticing this. Its because he has a clear conscience. All others were puppets. They new they were screwing over the country but could not do anything about it because they sold there souls to get to the Oval Office.

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Archmagnus 9 points ago +9 / -0

he only grew stronger

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JoePCool14 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not only has Trump not aged, but he's also done more for the United States than easily 90% of past presidents.

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Ben45 7 points ago +8 / -1

Yea even I'm feeling much older than four years ago

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LanaForge 5 points ago +5 / -0

Amazing what a clean conscience does to a person

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MAGAPlenty 4 points ago +4 / -0

Diamond Don

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EchoLight 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's amazing what the truth can do to keep you healthy.

Meanwhile, deceit and lies will rob you of youth, energy and time like a leech. It erodes your memory, distorts your logic, and undermines your confidence in what is reality and truth.

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MAGABrick 3 points ago +3 / -0

Meanwhile, deceit and lies will rob you of youth, energy and time like a leech

Ruins your sleep too. I hear Trump only needs 5-6 hours a night.

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Staatssicherheit 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's called having a clean conscious.

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RedTie45 3 points ago +3 / -0

I called this A LONG time ago. It’s because he hasn’t sold his soul.

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Socialismsuckz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because everyone else was riddled with guilt and constantly worried about being arrested?

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monochromedout 3 points ago +3 / -0

He doesn't have the immense, soul crushing weight of selling out your country and lying to the public constantly. He doesn't have the weight of sending young American soldiers overseas to die. He doesn't have the weight of being owned by Wall Street or foreign countries. He doesn't have the weight of enriching himself or his party while in power. He doesn't have the weight of covering up crimes.

One of the only honest men in politics. Hell, even Jim Jordan sold his soul to big tech.

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magnokor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Barry, he aged 50 years during his 8 years of tyranny.

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horsefacestorm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Crack and long nights with Big Mike will do that.

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geotusdisciple 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dragons are immortal

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ppalgansaek 2 points ago +2 / -0

They can walk through fire and emerge unscathed.

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IvankasBathWater 3 points ago +3 / -0

*first four years in office

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Keeptherepublic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well lying every day will age you.

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deepbake 3 points ago +3 / -0

super meme vitality

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HeavyVetting 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can confirm, for us all the winning can get fatiguing! And TDS seems extremely stressful.

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Nurarihyon_no_MAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got the 777th upvote on this

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tiberseptim37 2 points ago +2 / -0

Orange man still orange. Cucks still cucked.

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trashpanda 1 point ago +1 / -0

Being married to Big Mike really wore Barry down... SAD!

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jack1989 2 points ago +2 / -0

Secret = Malania.

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MAGA_Mania 1 point ago +1 / -0

The reason he has not aged is because he doesn't waste countless hours taking it up the rear like Barry, Bush and all those that came before them.

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DeboonkedFact 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's true, some of these hacks and hags have aged 20 years reeeeeing about Trump

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Can0_Wh00pass17 1 point ago +1 / -0

He actually looks younger and more energized than in 2016.

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Bramble 1 point ago +1 / -0

He hasn't aged because for him, its fun.

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