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GodSpeedTrump 109 points ago +109 / -0

Are we married to the same woman?

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Arwyn3x 38 points ago +38 / -0

My son stopped over tonight for some chili and ended up sitting at the computer reading here at thedonald.

He finally pushed back from the desk and said "I am so tired of this, but I don't want to miss it when God sends his lightning bolt."

I laughed because I know just how he feels, sounds like you do too.

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lixa 10 points ago +10 / -0

This sounds like the conversation I have with myself justifying why I spend so much time on here. Trump Army LadyPede standing by and refreshing!

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Wu_Flu_Ca_Choo 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is my life right now... if I wasn't able to work from home I would have lost my job by now... I will gladly join a class action suit against the DNC

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Provis22 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol! Mine is “are you on that Donald site?” “Yes”, and previously: “who text my phone?” “Just Eric trump again.”

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Ophelia 39 points ago +39 / -0

If you were married to me we would be the same person...

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LockeThePatriot 25 points ago +25 / -0

Is this a riddle?

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JackTak 22 points ago +22 / -0

Plot twist, the same person owns both accounts

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FuckYouAsWell 14 points ago +14 / -0

Weird I thought I was only dating her, but I'm experiencing the same thing.

She's based though can't wait to marry her, this country need my attention right now though.

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Cali_kid 68 points ago +68 / -0

Same here im addicted to thedonald.win even at work i itch to refresh

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Walleyevision [S] 49 points ago +50 / -1

Work? Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me, I have a business to run!

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KekistaniMemeLord 21 points ago +21 / -0

literally havent been able to do anything all week. Just keep refreshing the donald. This 2020 election movie is turning out to be the best ive ever watched!

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ditto. My job was screwed up with the coooooovid crap. And I wanted to not think about marketing or business stuff, so I just took a brainless hourly job that doesn't require me to think about it off the clock. I get home and log on. My dog has started licking the computer, trying to figure out why I love it more than him, i guess. But hey, I can type and read and pet her at the same time!!!

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WallaceBeamfire 47 points ago +47 / -0

Brother, I've been up until 2AM every night refreshing and running Benford's Law in Excel on various states and sub-sections of states. I think I have a sickness.

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Walleyevision [S] 20 points ago +21 / -1

2am, that’s my magic number

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey Wallace, if you have your analysis on Arizona, can you share? I want to send it to the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors and show them we already know there was fuckery, so do an Audit already! It has to sound like they will be mightily embarrassed and shamed if they don't play fair.

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WallaceBeamfire 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, found something I think. Will get back to you.

https://recorder.maricopa.gov/electionresults/

EDIT: Alright - new thread has a chart. This is just Maricopa County: https://thedonald.win/p/11Q8glMVJR/maricopa-county--benfords-law/

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WallaceBeamfire 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd be happy to run it, but would need precinct by precinct level data to have a large enough sample size. Arizona SOS site is only showing results by county right now. Anybody know where to find precinct by precinct for AZ?

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bellcurvestrikesback 42 points ago +42 / -0

Go fuck your wife

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Walleyevision [S] 45 points ago +46 / -1

She’s very, very pregnant, afraid of d.s.s.

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bellcurvestrikesback 36 points ago +36 / -0

Lol congrats pede then you've earned some time on dotwin

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Walleyevision [S] 41 points ago +42 / -1

You were supposed to say what’s d.s.s. And then I say, dented skull syndrome. Thanks a lot ☹️

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bellcurvestrikesback 27 points ago +27 / -0

Dear lord i'm glad i didn't ask 😮😆

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WhyWhyWhyWhyWhy 17 points ago +17 / -0

I knew that someone would.

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Thefirstgay 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is phenomenally hilarious lmfao

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UpTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Took me a minute

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HockeyMom4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Okay, this explains what happened to Chicago mayor Beetlejuice

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Scroon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I suppose your wife being afraid of dss is a compliment, right?

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Walleyevision [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

Nah, the kid just has a big head

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WitnessMe 1 point ago +1 / -0

My kid started poking me in the head when he was born. I said why are you doing that son. He said "how does that feel" ?

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meals23 9 points ago +9 / -0

"go watch someone else fuck your wife" - steve huffman, who i am told is a faggot cuck

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PigBeenBorn 39 points ago +39 / -0

We feel like something is coming and we don’t want to miss it

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WhyWhyWhyWhyWhy 34 points ago +34 / -0

EXACTLY. The last time that I took a long computer break, I came back online and 6 square blocks of the US has seceded from the Union (CHAZ). It was a bit of a shock to the system.

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DisbandTheCIA 18 points ago +18 / -0

Wtf is gonna happen next!?

Seriously the fact that Trump was a reality TV star just blows my damn mind. Oh look he’s making REALITY fucking TV. 😂😂

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20KAG20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or missing the call to action. We are only one box away

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thenameisdonald 3 points ago +3 / -0

Normally the tick tock stuff burns me out after a couple days. But my energy has been peaking for 10 days now. I don’t care if I ever come down!

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Ben45 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lexington and Concord, waiting for the first bullet to fly

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DemsFuckKids 18 points ago +19 / -1

Deport

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Wahzuhbee 21 points ago +21 / -0

Deport GF is the joke

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DemsFuckKids 6 points ago +6 / -0

She doesn’t like him reading the Donald. Obviously a commie

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Hunterscrackbaby 32 points ago +32 / -0

My coworker said the same....Gave him the link, he is now on more than I.

I call that a win.

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DemsFuckKids 11 points ago +12 / -1

David, is that you?

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wethepepe 10 points ago +10 / -0

We’re all David

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UnderCoverTrumper 30 points ago +30 / -0

My husband introduced me to the Donald and is now sick of my constant breathless updates. Try to get her to become a Lady Pede!

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WhyWhyWhyWhyWhy 8 points ago +8 / -0

"My husband" and "to get her to become a Lady Pede".

I'm not sure what you are saying.

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UnderCoverTrumper 13 points ago +13 / -0

There are lady pedes here! More than you'd think. I know a very lovely grandmother who comes on here regularly.

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WhyWhyWhyWhyWhy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Heya, Someone explained to me what you were saying. I see it now. THANKS!!!!

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WhyWhyWhyWhyWhy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, I know that there are. There's a 50% chance that I'm one, myself. I just don't understand what you were saying in your sentence. You say that "my husband introduced me to...." then later, you say "Try to get her to become a Lady Pede". The way that it's written, it sounds like your husband is the "her" that you are referring to? I'm just not sure.

And to be clear, it's not really a big deal..... I was just curious as to how you meant for it to read, as I think I'm reading it incorrectly. Heck, I wouldn't care if your husband WAS a Lady Pede. Just as long as we have PEDES. :-)

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UnderCoverTrumper 2 points ago +2 / -0

:) lol. I see what you are saying! Hahaha. I've been posting so much, my sentences are degrading.

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WhyWhyWhyWhyWhy 2 points ago +2 / -0

And my comprehension!

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WhyWhyWhyWhyWhy 1 point ago +1 / -0

OK, NOW it makes sense. I was clear that it was NOT making sense to me. Proof, once again, that the CONTEXT is decisive.

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MAGA_Mania 20 points ago +20 / -0

I've been going to bed at midnight every night and then browsing TD.W until 1am. Waking up at 9am an hour late for work (work remote so who cares).

We are the digital army

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Gingabombs 13 points ago +13 / -0

I had to tell my wife to calm down because we're saving the free world lol

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Choppermagic 12 points ago +12 / -0

Ahem. You are being productive. This is the war of the century!

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realJohnGalt 11 points ago +11 / -0

I can’t stop painting the arrows. It’s honest work just wish it paid $. However, I will be a fantastic history and story teller of our experience here since 2016

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Trumpsbigbrassballs 9 points ago +9 / -0

More like sue the mods here! This site has destroyed my productivity!

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Guilty0fWrongThink 8 points ago +8 / -0

She’s staring at me as I am typing this lol

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DemsFuckKids 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’m pretty sure the whole US and a lot of the world are watching non stop too

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Scroon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Was talking to leftist friends this evening (I'm in LA, watchya gonna do...)

They're actually blase about the election because they think it's a done deal, and the legal actions are no threat. Man, they're going to be surprised.

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DemsFuckKids 1 point ago +1 / -0

the left have no clue what law and order is

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Aaron_maga 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah my wife told me shut my phone off tonight.

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20KAG20 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yet you’re still here! :)

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pepe_patriot_1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

Single just in time to not give a fuck! Refreshing til I get carpal tunnel - get on my level!

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LAURAPP 6 points ago +6 / -0

Me too, I am obsessed, it is driving me nuts. I have investigated every angle, every social media.. hours upon hours. It is like a Comic , Trump is like the Hulk taken out the Joker

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RyanUpCreek 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm a chump for Trump as well. One day my wife is on the donald in another room reading and I didn't know. I then do the daily routine of "Hey honey, come read some of this with me". She then says yep, I read that, yep, I saw that too.

She will come around. Hold The Line

George's wife Martha sewn a flag together for his contributions.

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Frankincense 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ate their boots!!!! That cracked me up.

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Walleyevision [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

True story

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Tantalus4200 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bruh, same here

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Surefolks 5 points ago +5 / -0

Amen! I haven’t gotten anything done this week.

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TrumpsWall 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hell yeah soldier!

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BayAreaPede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same. Starting to develop Soros ballsack eyes

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jackwerntz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn straight. In the meme wars, we all fight, as much as we can. Because we know what the people who came before us had to go through. I'm not anything compared to my ancestors, but maybe, just maybe, I can still count enough to face them eye-to-eye should we ever meet.

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MAGA_____bitches 3 points ago +3 / -0

I could use a boot sandwich right now.

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Kavantar 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just realized, my house is a complete mess.

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45squared 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol, I hear ya! I CAN’T STOP! 😅.

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F2DontShoot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Man o man... Having a tough time getting anything done lately.

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fapoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Hey do you want front row seats to history being made?"

Why yes, yes I do.

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AynRand 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wake up in the middle of the night to check... this is crazy..

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CrankyCrab 1 point ago +1 / -0

Me too. LOL!

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SusquehannaGrad 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was literally talking to my wife about Valley Forge and that cold winter with the shoe leather stew today that some how I connected to her telling me about cannibals from some random island tribe

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Walleyevision [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Oh yeah, democrat island. Unfortunately, they found their way ashore.

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MamaMiMi 2 points ago +2 / -0

This Mama is proud of you! The enemy hopes we don't stay informed! You see, the Libtard Commie-crat followers don't stay informed like we do and that will prove to be a weakness! All through history the side with the most information and righteous anger have won many battles. Hint: Every now and then , randomly stop what you are doing and say something really sweet to your wife and then just go back to what were doing. Watch and see if that doesn't help smooth her feathers for a while.

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_Trunalimunumaprzure 2 points ago +2 / -0

I live with a Doomer. Please donate to your local battered men’s shelter in his honor..

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chloebanana 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s literally the opposite for me. For months, my husband kept asking if I were on the Donald...Until I caught him on it this week 😂😁

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hillaryprison 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can we also sue the DNC for spoiling women and making them ugly with purple hair and ruined brains with wacko leftist cult thoughts?

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Gentlejerseybreeze 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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LpTx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, divorced in a free country though.

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Swolehas 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same. She keeps saying she's going to confiscate my phone lol

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DTOM1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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Datboi407 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lost or stolen time is a form of sin. Dont forget to honor our promises to the ones we love. May not even apply here, you probably are attentive. Just something to think about.

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Qanonmilf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Homest work. My hubby tolerates it if I don’t insist on telling him all I find. At first he thought I had a boyfriend needing my cell in the lavatory. He certainly has gotten better as of late.

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Burmeister 1 point ago +1 / -0

I took 2 weeks off and also gonna take next week off this is to important.

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UpTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

The cases won't get to SCOTUS for at least 3 weeks. You should work!

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Watermaker67 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m gonna use that one!