If you want to “blend in” with Trump supporters, here are some tips:

1. If your hair is dyed an unnatural color, dye it back.
2. While you’re at it, get a hair-cut!
3. Shave! You can keep facial hair, but it must be cleaned up - neat and tidy. Ladies without penises, don’t forget to shave your legs and armpits, and maybe even your arms.
4. Ladies with penises, put the dress away and wear something more masculine. A suit works for every occasion!
5. Start making these changes NOW - you want to feel comfortable with your new look!
6. Get a job! You’ll want to be able to commiserate with Trump supporters about such topics as taxes.
7. Use your newfound income to buy yourself some new clothes! Trump supporters are a notoriously vain bunch, and you’ll stand right out in your well-loved Che Guerrera t-shirt.
8. Find and move into your own place! Nothing will tip off a Trump supporter faster than starting a conversation with “So my mom walked into my room carrying a plate of tendies...”
9. Once you’ve got your own place, paid for with your own job, make sure to keep it, and yourself, clean! Trying to blend in won’t work if they can smell you coming.
10. Watch some trump rallies! You need to be able to speak the language, as it were. Memorize some key phrases such as “taxation is theft,” “build the wall,” and “Epstein didn’t kill himself.” You’ll definitely fit right in if you can recite the snake poem! While you’re at it, check out some Jordan Peterson. Trump supporters love them some JP.
11. Hit the gym! Nothing gives away a larper faster than wimpy little noddle arms. You can be working on step 10 while you’re there!
12. Learn and recite the Pledge of Allegiance every day. It should be second nature if you want to blend in!
13. By this point you should be cleaned up, gainfully employed, and self-sufficient. You might even have a sense of pride and self-worth if you’ve been taking your time at the gym seriously. Congratulations, you’re now a Republican!