"Biden Went Down to Detroit" by Pepe Daniels

Biden went down to Detroit - He was lookin' for a vote to steal

He was in a bind 'Cause he was way behind - And he was willin' to make a deal

When he came across this young man countin' up the ballots and makin' it fraud

And Biden jumped up on a red wagon And said, "boy, let me tell you what"

"I guess you didn't know it But I'm a 'lection meddler too

And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you

Now you swap a pretty good Trump vote, boy But give Joe Biden his due

I'll bet a ballot of gold Against your soul 'Cause I 'm shadier than you."

The boy said, "my name's Johnny And it might be a sin

But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret 'Cause I'm the worst there's ever been."

Johnny, open up up your voter book and switch those ballots hard 'Cause Hell's broke loose in Detroit, and the leftists deal the cards

And if you win, you get this shiny ballot made of gold. But if you lose, then Donald gets your soul..

Well Biden opened up his mouth And he said, "I'll start this then."

And fire flew from his fingertips As he opened up his pen

And he spoiled a hundred Trump votes And it made an evil hiss

Then a band of Democrats joined in And it sounded something like this

(ripping ballots, paper shredders)

When Joe Biden finished,Johnny said, "well, you're pretty good, ol' son

But sit down in that chair right there - And let me show you how it's done."

Liars in the count-room, switched address! Paper on the glass of the TCF!

Lefties in the count-room kickin' out REPs! Granny, does your corpse vote? Yes, child, yes!

Joe Biden bowed his head Because he knew that he'd been beat

And he laid that golden ballot on the ground at Johnny's feet

Johnny said, "Biden, just come on back If you wanna try fraud again

I done told you once you son of a bitch I'm the worst that's ever been."

He played "Liars in the Count-room", change address! Paper on the glass of the TCF!

Lefties in the count-room kickin' out REPs! Granny, does your corpse vote? Yes, child, yes!