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Itiswrittenkjv1611 330 points ago +334 / -4

Tim is such a faggot. I would have yelled with Alex.

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Thepeter 88 points ago +93 / -5

That was Lydia, the computer girl in charge of audio apologizing for blown out audio.

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Aoikaze2000 36 points ago +45 / -9

Unless you've done audio work... you need the context here. Everyone is hearing everyone else over their headset... so when someone screams THAT loudly it's like they're yelling EVEN LOUDER point blank into your ears.

For someone running the audio (like Lydia) there's a professional thing where you want to keep the levels for everyone else so they can clearly hear everyone but it's not overbearingly loud so when someone does what Alex does and you don't catch it quickly enough, it's actually a bit of a professional embarrassment because it means you didn't do your job right.

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Mr_Dr_Jullian_Dunbar 31 points ago +33 / -2

Bitch shoulda used a compressor.

Tim's show is sht

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PhantomShield72 3 points ago +3 / -0

Absolute classic

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doug2 -1 points ago +1 / -2

Was that bitch at the beginning setting them up?

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MAGABrick 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounded like a compressor on the stream's audio stream.

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Tartarian-King 9 points ago +10 / -1

Beta bitch trying to talk you down, never surrender to these wusses

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VikingPede 2 points ago +3 / -1

Hahahaha. Gold.

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SLICKNICKV69 8 points ago +8 / -0

All that said. If they thought Alex Jones wasn't going to get louder than the normal voice. Come on man.

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Unet0xNullPtr 5 points ago +6 / -1

To be fair, that was pretty sudden.

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Carbum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Alex knows lol

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Tartarian-King 4 points ago +4 / -0

Female beta

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seski 3 points ago +3 / -0

So you're saying this person probably likes dick?

Confirmed faggot

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TenScoops 3 points ago +3 / -0

rip headphones

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muy_libre 19 points ago +22 / -3

More like a solid 4 at best that got Adam kicked off the show.

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Spez_Isacuck 10 points ago +10 / -0

SIMPly disgraceful, really.

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Unet0xNullPtr 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dude even said he was fired.

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Bowery1 7 points ago +7 / -0

–GEOTUSMAGA 66 points 35 minutes ago +68 / -2 "I apologize everyone!"

-some faggot beta

KEK

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MAGAdadUSA 5 points ago +5 / -0

The YouTube chat was just like “don’t apologize!”

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TheMAGAnificent 74 points ago +74 / -0

YOU IDIOTS

YOU LIBERAL IDIOTS

YOU ARE UNLOCKING--

-NAY

UN-IMPRISONING THE FINAL FORM OF ALEX JONES

YOU FOOLS

THE CURSES OF PANDORA CANNOT BE STUFFED BACK INTO ITS BOX

BEWARE THE FINAL FORM

BEWARE

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TheQuickening 20 points ago +23 / -3

That's right, Jesus already won!

The answer to 1984 is 1776!

We are all one! 72+ million beautifully strong

Chicago is locking down! Monday! https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/11/cancel-traditional-thanksgiving-plans-mayor-lori-lightfoot-tells-chicagoans-not-gather-family-members-issues-stay-home-advisory/

If this happens tomorrow -> https://thedonald.win/p/11Q8XVzK8B/

We all know what this means!

#TimFoil

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uniformist 11 points ago +11 / -0

You're right -- in what matters, Jesus has already won.

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ChicagoCubs108 11 points ago +11 / -0

Who are we kidding here? This isn't even his final form, and we all know it.

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IndyTrumper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Honestly, I am stealing this shit, but in other words, so to speak.

Thanks!!

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OwnaLib87 71 points ago +71 / -0

Tim probably peed a little

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crimsonfancy 24 points ago +24 / -0

He was already bleeding. No doubt in my mind.

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PhilMuddIsAShithole 20 points ago +21 / -1

Tim has always been a faggot.

Tomorrow's news, today.

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crimsonfancy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yesterday's news tomorrow imo from Tim Stool. He's behind and plays the fence uncommitted. Not my style.

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MrCornPop 7 points ago +9 / -2

Blood coming out of his... Wherever

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crimsonfancy 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is exactly what I meant. We all know here what this kid is about. I get balancing on the fence but now is not the time.

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crimsonfancy 1 point ago +1 / -0

^

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gropedbybiden 18 points ago +18 / -0

he defo needs male vitality enhancers

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Spez_Isacuck 16 points ago +16 / -0

And some fuckin' BONE BROTH.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 23 points ago +23 / -0

I agree. Tim is a bitch boy lil pin brained loser just like open cannibal Spez aka Steve Huffman, CEO of Reddit

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Flipbarryfromreddit 18 points ago +18 / -0

Steve Huffman is a devout pedophile and human remains storer.

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Spez_Isacuck 7 points ago +7 / -0

Spez is a cuck.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

And a cannibal. I meant to write that instead of pedo hahahahaha you just know Steve fucks kids too tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Tartarian-King 4 points ago +4 / -0

Name checks out

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh shit I just noticed your username hahaha what’s good bro!!!!!!!!!

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Gameswaqq 189 points ago +191 / -2

Alex Jones is a national treasure

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Johnfox13 45 points ago +45 / -0

I would like him to be DOJ or AG. I think it would stir some bee colonies

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Mubga 20 points ago +21 / -1

I was really hoping GEOTUS was going to make him the press secretary, but then Kayleigh came along...

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Anubis1 22 points ago +22 / -0

I want Jim Acosta to ask Press Secretary Alex Jones a stupid question and have Alex Jones call him a satanic pedophile and then start pummeling him.

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TrumpTrainForever 6 points ago +6 / -0

Jim Acosta: “Mr Jones, what is the White House and President Trumps beliefs on racial inequality and injustice in this country? We have heard countless racist and terrible things from President Trump and—

Alex Jones: “I’m gonna have to stop you right there. President Trump is for every single person in this country. He is a red blooded American and a patriot, and he has spent 4+ years of his life fighting against liberal, communist, scum like you, every single day. Day in and day out, he has to look you soulless, black-eyed husks, in the face, and further the values of the founding fathers and the will of the American people. —

Jim Acosta: Alex I think that’s blatantly unfair and biased —

Alex Jones: “LISTEN HERE YOU SATANIC PEDOPHILE CHILD SACRIFICING MOLOCH WORSHIPPING POT BELLIED GOBLINS, WE ARE RISING UP AND TAKING THIS COUNTRY BACK FROM YOU SCUM! WE WILL BRING SUNLIGHT BACK INTO THE DARKENED HALLS OF OUR DEMOCRACY AND PURGE THE VAMPIRE BLOOD SUCKING SPAWN THAT YOU ALL ARE! IF YOU GET IN OUR WAY 1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN!!! NEXT QUESTION!

Insert some screams in there, and I think that’s a pretty good representation.

Also, if someone were to make a video of Jim Acosta asking cuck questions and Alex Jones giving responses I would laugh my ass off.

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PurestEvil 2 points ago +2 / -0

This would be epic. Imagine the "journalists" cowering in fear before Alex Jones, afraid to ask a question that makes him angry. He'd just domesticate them.

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dontCensorMeBro 4 points ago +4 / -0

We would finally get the free helicopter rides

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have multiple cans of death for those. Shoot over 20'

AJ is the metaphor for this re: Barr, CIA, DoJ, etc.

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BidenMumbling 1 point ago +2 / -1

He pisses off bees just by being near

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FakeNewsCNN 20 points ago +20 / -0

Deserves the medal of freedom

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_-Th0r-_ 15 points ago +15 / -0

Bill Clinton is a rapist

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Vino 10 points ago +10 / -0

Infowars.com

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Sigma 2 points ago +2 / -0

BANNED.VIDEO

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malapropcomic 167 points ago +175 / -8

How much male vitality were you given to make this post?

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remember1776 72 points ago +72 / -0

Alex chugs that shit by the barrel

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malapropcomic -182 points ago +9 / -191

The man is a loon, only good for the memes that make fun of him.

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catvideos3 22 points ago +22 / -0

He’s the one that told me of the pot bellied goblins.

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Tartarian-King 7 points ago +7 / -0

Cuck Schumer?

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GizzardPuke 9 points ago +9 / -0

..and the gay motherfucking frogs!

Recognize

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MyUsername 56 points ago +59 / -3

He's great, you're a loon.

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Mubga 50 points ago +53 / -3

Go ahead, prove him wrong. There's not a day that goes by that I don't wish I could shake his hand, sometimes give him a hug. He is a true American Hero.

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malapropcomic -76 points ago +4 / -80

What does Alex Jones' dick taste like?

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MysteriousCheese 46 points ago +47 / -1

Probably freedom. Idk. You're the one who tastes dicks, you tell me.

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Hewhodont 6 points ago +9 / -3

Lol quick review shows he's tasting Tim dick

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PhilMuddIsAShithole 28 points ago +29 / -1

Do not project your faggotry, please.

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Mubga 12 points ago +13 / -1

Your mom.

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crimsonfancy 10 points ago +11 / -1

Tired, loser tears I imagine. The fun doesn't stop.

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crimsonfancy -4 points ago +3 / -7

hahaha! Fun must make you angry. lol

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crimsonfancy 1 point ago +1 / -0

downvotes were who I responded to. If you're one of em, read and learn harder.

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Spez_Isacuck 3 points ago +4 / -1

Your mom's ass.

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Odin 25 points ago +28 / -3

AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHAHHHAHHHAHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHAHHAHH

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BidenMumbling 9 points ago +11 / -2

AAAAHAHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! hahaha

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Sigma406 39 points ago +40 / -1

When the speedball cocktail of Super Male Vitality, Brain Force Plus, and Alpha Force hit JUST right.

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GrayGhost 10 points ago +10 / -0

Aleeeex... Ahahaleeexxxx I wanna party with youuuuu....

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BidenCrimeFamily 20 points ago +21 / -1

Male vitality + silver solution = MAGA POWER

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crimsonfancy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll take all of it.

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fasterth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does Alex Jones sell testosterone? I might buy it from him

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LiberalismIsTheVirus 135 points ago +135 / -0

BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST

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formerlibtard 65 points ago +65 / -0

INFOWARS.COM

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Og_lurker 27 points ago +28 / -1

INFOWARS DOT CALM

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HiddenDekuScrub 14 points ago +14 / -0

Was looking for this comment. Was not disappointed.

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 9 points ago +10 / -1

true

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remember1776 100 points ago +102 / -2

soyboy Tim couldn't handle all that testosterone

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NineteenEightyFour 31 points ago +31 / -0

When he wakes up tomorrow with a head full of luscious hair he better call Alex and thank him.

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BakedBlunts 71 points ago +72 / -1

Literally defending the galaxy from interdimensional vampire pedophiles.

Such a fucking legend.

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DemsFuckKids 66 points ago +66 / -0

Turn the freakin frogs gay!

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PhilMuddIsAShithole 13 points ago +15 / -2

A frog could drink all the atrizine in the world and still wouldn't be as gay as Tim Pool

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massivehairycleaner 7 points ago +7 / -0

Won't you fight the frogs?

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wiombims 1 point ago +1 / -0

I will eat their ass. We have a caller on the line to talk about bone broth. This is powerful stuff.

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RabidZoo 40 points ago +42 / -2

Tim left a pool...of piss.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 8 points ago +8 / -0

She don' lie

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TrumpingIntensifies 29 points ago +30 / -1

This is the ideal male. You may not like it, this is what peak performance looks like.

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love_and_peace 7 points ago +7 / -0

Moral of the story, never shhhhhhh Alex Jones.

ᴬⁿᵈ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˡᵉᵗ ᵃⁿʸᵒⁿᵉ ˢᶦˡᵉⁿᶜᵉ ʸᵒᵘ

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alucard13mmfmj 25 points ago +26 / -1

He might be crazy half the time... but he turned me conservative when i was in college. The first vid i watched had ron paul on it.

That.. and my college was doing some dumb shit. Kids were protested to have more diversity. It was 54% asian. I scoffed as i saw my fellow asians advocating their own demise because future asians will get screwed over in admittance to some "minority" student.

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SpookySpooky 10 points ago +11 / -1

Ahh welcome, your now in the privileged “White” camp.

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definitelyright 5 points ago +5 / -0

He just knows too much, we can’t keep up with him

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LiliYael 5 points ago +6 / -1

I like him better than the slow podcasters that take forever to build up. AJ just shouts truth at you, I love it.

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LiliYael 2 points ago +3 / -1

He turned me onto politics. dgaf back in the day

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Johnfox13 24 points ago +25 / -1

Mood

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IllKissYourBoobies 23 points ago +24 / -1

What did you think would happen when you tried to shush AJ?!

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Spez_Isacuck 9 points ago +9 / -0

Honestly I think it's the first time it's ever been tried.

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Plsdontfireme 15 points ago +15 / -0

Watch your back. I heard he's been sizing you up for his next meal...

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Spez_Isacuck 7 points ago +7 / -0

I couldn't be more jealous right now.

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dakin116 19 points ago +21 / -2

Tim Pool is a cuck! banned.video

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BigMikesD 18 points ago +18 / -0

BUILDING 7

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iactuallylovetrump [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lydz said they have the full video so they should be able to put the full video up with the missing bits from the stream. Very odd though, right? It was right after talk of Eric Ciaramella, and immediately during AJ's Building 7 discussion of how he heard on NYC CBS radio at 4pm that they were planning to bring WTC7 down.. and then stream Fs.

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BigMikesD 7 points ago +7 / -0

not a coincidence

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Spez_Isacuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

No such thing.

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TheyBernedTheirCash 17 points ago +18 / -1

Bill Clinton is a rapist!

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Spez_Isacuck 5 points ago +5 / -0

INFOWARS.com

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PeaceThroughStrength 16 points ago +16 / -0

There is absolutely zero chemistry between Tim and AJ.

This was amazing to watch.

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Unet0xNullPtr 6 points ago +6 / -0

There was a ton between Malice & Jones though

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RabidZoo 15 points ago +17 / -2

He is no longer Tim Pool but Tim Puddle.

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Spez_Isacuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

For real though, that AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH AAHHHHAHHHHHHHHH probably made Tim pretty wet.

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MysteriousCheese 15 points ago +15 / -0

Remember when Alex Jones was crazy? Oh nvm he literally has been right forever

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w0lver1 5 points ago +5 / -0

They brought up the bohemian grove thing on the show, and i just looked it up and learned about it for the first time.

its true. How many secret pedo societies who also make human sacrifices do we have in this country!?

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ThreeHeadedEagle 4 points ago +4 / -0

I also just looked up the bohemian grove thing. I had no idea that for 140 years American leaders have been performing demonic Babylonian rituals. I just assumed those rituals stopped over 2000 years ago.

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doug2 2 points ago +4 / -2

Yes it fucking is, I was in a frat we never burnt a child effigy to a giant statue of moloch you fucking weirdo.

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lerm4comptroller 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow, this back-and-forth takes me back.

I remember when the narrative turned on this. It went from "that's crazy you're crazy you crazy conspiracy theorist" to "lol of course they do everyone unwinds on the weekend don't be a bigot bro" in like a fuckin' week. Conflating the normal American frat to something like Skull-and-Bones or some of the upper class English shitshows was one of the nicer touches here, to help really confuse the issue for your average joe who now thinks they're talking about a kegger.

I think it's my favorite moment of collective cognitive dissonance and media manipulation in our society.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 1 point ago +1 / -0

For real, what the fuck is this guy talking about? Not to mention, that's a bunch of college kids in college. Elites fly in from all over the country/world to burn a child effigy in sacrifice to an ancient demonic, owl-headed god of child sacrifice.

Is there a frat on Earth that prays to a demonic god of child sacrifice? I really doubt it.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 1 point ago +1 / -0

108 day old account with nothing but 90 comment score trying to conflate frat hijinks with the rich and powerful flying to bohemian grove to sacrifice a child effigy to an owl-headed demonic god of child sacrifice.

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45-2020 13 points ago +14 / -1

"Dr. Menace" should get more love .

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Spez_Isacuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't believe I had to scroll this far to find the sauce.

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iactuallylovetrump [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Full sauce is here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7qNyXIENac

Cheers!

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Haitianbychoice360 2 points ago +2 / -0

Drives me crazy.

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MrMcGreenGenes 12 points ago +13 / -1

Bill

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 13 points ago +13 / -0

Clinton

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MrMcGreenGenes 11 points ago +11 / -0

is

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MrMcGreenGenes 8 points ago +9 / -1

RAPIST!

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definitelyright 6 points ago +6 / -0

God it feels good to see this in its entirety again

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Haitianbychoice360 2 points ago +2 / -0

Info

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MrMcGreenGenes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wars

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Vino 2 points ago +3 / -1

A rapist

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Rhayne 0 points ago +1 / -1

Probably living in a hell we cannot possibly imagine. (Married to Hillary)

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HighEnergyVoter 10 points ago +11 / -1

What is that? It's the sound of FREEDOM!

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DanCreek 10 points ago +10 / -0

HIGH DRAGON ENERGY

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StrangeLilFella 5 points ago +5 / -0

SUPER MALE VITALITY ENERGY

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dagoat4l 10 points ago +10 / -0

Because of AJ now Tim Pool has hair on his balls.

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PhilMuddIsAShithole 1 point ago +3 / -2

Nah, tim pool still doesn't even have balls

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Flipbarryfromreddit 10 points ago +10 / -0

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 wtf. Was he mocking how mad and butthurt libs get?

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Rusty_Shackleford 8 points ago +8 / -0

Someone shushed him while he was talking lol

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Flipbarryfromreddit 5 points ago +5 / -0

LMFAOOOOO YOU’RE RIGHT I’M FUCKING GEEKED 💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣

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Haitianbychoice360 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks for the context.

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magaboner247 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm tired of all these liberals turning the freakin' votes gay!

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LiliYael 0 points ago +1 / -1

I see what you did there 😏

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BeekeeperAndy 8 points ago +10 / -2

Tim Pool is a gutter worm.

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Cuckslayer2020 7 points ago +9 / -2

Get fucked tim. AAAAGAGGGGGHAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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Jada7770 7 points ago +7 / -0

Tims a fag, let everyone else shout out where they can be found at but alex.

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Labyrinth9000 7 points ago +8 / -1

ALEX GOING FULL SUPER SAYEN MODE!

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HighPedeEnergy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is this the BIG ENCHILADA!

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bidensmissingbrain 7 points ago +7 / -0

B A N N E D D O T V I D E O

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Davito2000 7 points ago +8 / -1

I make the EXACT same noise when I take a dump after eating hot peppers.

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JesusisKing 6 points ago +7 / -1

I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's all I can stand and I can't stands no more!

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Burmeister 5 points ago +6 / -1

lmao he is fucking crazy

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JesusisKing 5 points ago +6 / -1

This is amazing

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John-Miller 4 points ago +5 / -1

SUPER MALE VITALITY + BRAIN FORCE PLUS

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Magamom2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love AJ

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TearofLys 4 points ago +4 / -0

Alex Jones is my kinda crazy.

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Mrtrumpismypresident 4 points ago +6 / -2

High

Energy

Leader

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Logos_Rising 4 points ago +4 / -0

Legend

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Ghostphaez 4 points ago +5 / -1

This is so good.

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