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Winter_Is_Coming2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

$100 each raising multi millions

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ShittRomney [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right. Think we could take the revenue and teach gun safety to kids.

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Winter_Is_Coming2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Enough to pay for some helicopter lessons too.

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ShittRomney [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

That would be so awesome. Live bidding in person and on TV.

"Next up ladies and gentlemen is a nose ring wearing seditious tech titan caught taking bribes for china in offshore and bitcoin accounts for curbing free speech and erasing Trump tweets. Bidding starts at $1,000. Hyminahiminahiminafifteeeeen hundred"

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TheJake 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude I'm laughing so hard from this, just covered my couch in beer!

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ShittRomney [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry fren, I'm certain there was covid in the spray so please call hazmat.

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Burisma 1 point ago +1 / -0

A single enlistment. Sorry. I called dibs over a decade ago.

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hulda824 1 point ago +1 / -0

hell, they should hold a lottery FOR the firing squad.

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ShittRomney [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree. Could feed the hungry or send sex trafficking victims to counseling or something.