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fthecoup 11 points ago +11 / -0

Means you count as 50% positive for CNN reporting purposes.

Also means Epstein didn’t kill himself.

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DaveMastor 11 points ago +11 / -0

No, two positive tests means he's %200 positive. Better mark that down as two cases.

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Choomguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

50%. Means 50 new cases! And 5000 votes for joe!

So some says to me “wow, look at all the new cases”. I said “so what does ‘cases’ mean?” Which lead to a couple hours of reading about testing.

So, a case, means you there is a positive test. Hmm, whats a “positive”, what test do they use. So it turns out the rapid tests are extremely inaccurate, as much as 93% false positive. They are essentially worthless because you need to confirm a positive, and given their poor accuracy, wouldn’t you want to confirm a negative of anyone who is showing symptoms? The more accurate slower test is the pcr tests, these are the tests that are like dna tests. You take a sample, and you attempt amplify the amount of virus so you can get a reading (or so you can get a “case”). Essentially, if you have any virus in you, you will get a positive, but you may not ever have had symptoms, exposure may have been many months ago, and it has nothing to do with whether you are contagious or ever have been. Any of the tests will potentially show positive for any similar virus including 4 strains of the common cold that are types of coronavirus.

So in summary, tests are inaccurate and only show whether you have been exposed. Test are designed to produce cases. Number of cases is designed to produce fear. The tranny child psychologist who runs Pennsylvania said yesterday, the good news is that flu cases are way down this year (because they are all being counted as corona (they haven’t figured out they can just count them twice like votes!)). But dont worry, joes vaccine will fix everything, and as a bonus, we will all be able to be tracked like cattle by our Chinese overlords!

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Wishiwastrumpswife 9 points ago +9 / -0

Solution is don’t get tested! The rapid results isn’t accurate and they consider it a probable case of. I refuse to be locked in my house.

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deathbymonty 8 points ago +8 / -0

A shitton of people just got redpilled by Musk.

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HumblePotato 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Test results show that every 2nd person in the country might be infected with the virus." CNN

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BetsyRossRocks 5 points ago +5 / -0

2 new cases! OMG! SECOND WAVE

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abiisthebestwifeever 3 points ago +3 / -0

Read the liberals on that thread and their 1984 bullshit. "We've always known rapid tests are inaccurate. "

Doesn't stop you from reporting them as legitimate.

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Jimmy_Russler 2 points ago +2 / -0

The problem with this site is 10 people post the identical story... Should have a catalog like image boards that is searchable.

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HumblePotato 2 points ago +3 / -1

add 0.5 to total case count.

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abiisthebestwifeever 1 point ago +1 / -0

Has twitter said it is disputed yet?

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Marshall 1 point ago +1 / -0

A coin flip is 50% false positive and 50% false negative. For the test to be useful in any way, one has to have a false % under 50%.

But if you don't have at least one good test, how can you determine whether the other tests are false?