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AWeekendAtBidens 113 points ago +114 / -1

I'm 100% sure he has to really really restrain himself from not commenting on the election. Probably has a team of his hired autists look into it.

Because for him - just like for everyone that's into space flight - a Biden presidency would be really bad news.

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iliv4gamez 66 points ago +66 / -0

A country that turns into a socialist third world can't pay for space flight. If every country turns into a poor third world country, which is where we are heading, then the idea of seeking out the stars will be something left for movies.

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AWeekendAtBidens 42 points ago +42 / -0

Generally bidens plans for NASA are bullshit. Trump will get us back to the moon in four years. Biden would invest heavily into "climate science" bullshit.

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FreedomAintFreeYo 35 points ago +35 / -0

AKA money laundering.

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illiteregetimate 12 points ago +12 / -0

Tank the economy for thee. Line the pockets for me.

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Two_Scoops__ 16 points ago +16 / -0

Elon is a massive capitalist so yeah socialism would destroy his business

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knightofday 8 points ago +8 / -0

Aka draining money from America as fast as he possibly can

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DonewithMirrors 25 points ago +25 / -0

I live next to the Nevada Gigafactory. IMO Tesla brought in THOUSANDS of liberals to NV.

When I worked there, If you said TRUMP at tesla. it was like saying a politacally uncorrect word. You would be chastised and ridiculed. Probably why the fired me...That and calling out their "engineers" for gross incompetence.

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answermyanswer 15 points ago +15 / -0

Corporations tend to engage in group think like crazy. Unlike the government, they tend to at least accomplish something. But they are their own kind of messed up.

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DonewithMirrors 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yes, I'd have to say Tesla is accomplishing something, but is definitely a mess. I have never seen such a vast level of incompetence in my 50+ years, than I saw while working at Tesla, but I do hope them the best.

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answermyanswer 8 points ago +8 / -0

Musk is an idea man. He's also really good at promoting things. This means he gets tons in investment. The problem is that other than paying for it, none of these things benefits the actual manufacturing process.

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lifeisahologram 11 points ago +11 / -0

You bigot! How dare you dream of going into space, developing new technologies, and finding new resources, to allow the continued expansion and develop of the human race, improving the lives of everyone! We are supposed to be imprisoned on earth with our overlord elites rationing all resources to allow them to live in constant luxury while we live in dirt and eat soylant green.

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eastern-truman 9 points ago +9 / -0

His hands are tied. Too much responsibility to shareholders.

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AWeekendAtBidens 7 points ago +7 / -0

Luckily, SpaceX is a private firm. Tesla meanwhile isn't

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wharfthrowaway 6 points ago +6 / -0

Biden will go back to spending money on trying to convince muslims like 0 did

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knightofday 6 points ago +6 / -0

Aka money laundering

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liveinlove 36 points ago +36 / -0

PLANdemic... no wonder there are so many ‘cases’.

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Forty5 24 points ago +24 / -0

Notice they are focusing on "number of cases" now instead of deaths? Increased testing, with unreliable accuracy, hundreds of thousands of new cases- but the death rate is slowed to almost nothing. Unfortunately the dishonest media only wants panic and fear and will not report the influx of cases having minimal deaths.

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QUEEFY-VANDERSNATCH 29 points ago +29 / -0

"Bogus"... Yeah, we know.

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ObamasLooseButthole 16 points ago +16 / -0

Only when it's political science.

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Darkheartisland 9 points ago +9 / -0

I somehow got a B.S. in political science. You had the option between a B.A. and B.S. but I know what I studied.

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Hlodvig915 1 point ago +1 / -0

Congratulations, you are the President-elect now!

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Darkheartisland 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not even 35 yet.

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lifeisahologram 10 points ago +10 / -0

One guy literally replied to Elon “It’s called science Elon” Lol. I can imagine him putting his hands in his hips saying it while wearing a “I fucking love science!” Tshirt haha

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ChickenFried 27 points ago +27 / -0

Elon, try those tests with fruits and other substances, and report results.

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lifeisahologram 12 points ago +12 / -0

Is that why they have restrictions on who can administer the tests and don’t allow most people to buy them? I recall reading some people were testing it on random things and foods and we’re getting all these positive results so they locked down the testing.

Of course doesn’t really apply if you are rich like Elon and can just get unlimited testing with private nurses etc. he should do it though!

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knightofday 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yes, that’s why. Letting normal people administer them would expose their scam in a week

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yep__yep__yep 1 point ago +1 / -0

so here's the thing. I don't think Elon Musk is talking about the same tests that are being distributed right now to the public. I've been tested probably 20 or 30 times now. I get tested weekly for my employer from a STATE testing facility and I have only ever tested negative. And where I live we just went back into lockdown because covid cases are apparently rising.

So either they're singling me out, not making ME sick for some reason, or Elon Musk is taking a different test.

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SamuelColt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Were you taking the rapid test or the one that takes 24 hours for a result?

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JustSayIt 27 points ago +27 / -0

Damn rich people. You're not supposed to be able to get tested enough to notice this.

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Beat_to_Quarters 21 points ago +21 / -0

ONE HUNDRED GAZILLION NEW CASES REPORTED TODAY. EVERYBODY CANCEL YOUR LIVES.

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wizzingonwallstreet 21 points ago +21 / -0

Mark my words.

Any further shutdowns is all about the money. First thing a dem president needs going into office is a multi trillion spending bill to payback all their supporters. I figure this one needs to be about $6 trillion.

So they shutdown the country and make everyone suffer until they get their trillions.

Check em

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remindmelater 18 points ago +18 / -0

50 percent accurate and they still use it.....unbelievable....

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Shakakka99 14 points ago +14 / -0

They're manufacturing a new "surge" to distract Trump from fighting the election results. When that doesn't happen, the MSM can bash him for "ignoring covid" in favor of his latest witch-hunt, making the public angry at Trump when they can't buy Clorox wipes or paper towels.

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narvster 10 points ago +10 / -0

My gran before she died tested positive twice for covid and negative 3 times, one negative coming just after a positive.

The testing is junk science as even one molecule can be amped up to a positive result.

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workinating 10 points ago +10 / -0

Well, that's two more cases!

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MAGAMAN4EVA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Literally how it works.

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neomt 4 points ago +4 / -0

You joke, but people who have it and are re-tested count separately for each and every positive test.

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Flounder 8 points ago +8 / -0

Coin toss

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loveshock 5 points ago +5 / -0

50% of the time, it works every time.

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XirWokeMasterCuck 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just figuring this out Elon?

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El-Duderino 4 points ago +7 / -3

Ruh Roh!

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RenaissanceOfHope 3 points ago +3 / -0

Other people can travel to space if they want to, just don’t make me go!

Send the globalists and communists on a one-way trip to Mars.

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TheHonestLion 3 points ago +3 / -0

Schrodinger's Disease

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Killer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some people need a suppository

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HatnNewLognReqs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nurse chick needs to clean her lab and thermocycler.

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Imransgarage 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pede knows trey are talking about lol. His criticisms aren’t particularly knowledgeable, these are just scorched earth PR.

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yep__yep__yep 2 points ago +2 / -0

db? What's DB?

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Unocal76 2 points ago +2 / -0

So 2 tests come back positive, 2 tests come back negative, and 200,000,000 more people died from wuflu while he was awaiting the results. Did I get that right? Cmon man.

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Undercover 2 points ago +2 / -0

50/50 is good enough /s

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feminismiscancer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, something fishy is definitely going on. Someone made it so it looks like Joe Biden is President Elect.

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Kavantar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Heads I win, Tails you lose

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VinnyMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

But why get tested four times? A second one to be safe and than it came back opposite, so he did two more?

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Grond999 2 points ago +2 / -0

Elon needs a "fifth opinion"

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IsrorOrca 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe he should get those factories to crack out some actual effective testing units and make more billions.

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benfordslaw 2 points ago +2 / -0

If half of the tests come back positive, that means you're half-asymptomatic /sarcasm

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StarsStripesandGrit 1 point ago +2 / -1

This doesnt fucking matter.

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TheWhitestOfFangs 1 point ago +1 / -0

EDIT: Link provided, this is legit.

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TheWhitestOfFangs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you, I retract my comment.

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TheWhitestOfFangs 1 point ago +1 / -0

I couldn't find the tweet. If anyone can provide source - much appreciated. Otherwise, bogus image.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 1 point ago +2 / -1

And the Covid count went up by 15 from these outcomes alone!

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Fozibare 1 point ago +1 / -0

COVID is like Schrödinger’s cat. Everyone both has it and doesn’t until they look for it and the superposition collapses.

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PedeofMD 0 points ago +1 / -1

The China plague is real. My wife and I are still recovering from covid 3 weeks later. Covid gave me a heart condition. However...the media inflation of the plague is so dangerous. It needs to stop. CHINA must pay. I have 4000 dollars worth of medical debt acquired in 2 weeks thanks to Xitler. I wonder if hell pay my bills.

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President_Elect_Pepe -4 points ago +1 / -5

Corporate welfare CEO who should be in jail for clear stock price manipulation.

SEC is a straight joke.

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SamuelColt 1 point ago +1 / -0

PCR tests are not "new" and the terrible false positive ratio that occurs when it is misapplied (as it is right now) has been well known for a long time.