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Siteless_Vagrant 249 points ago +254 / -5

Raised my damn hand so quick the sumbitch flew right off. I need gauze.

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SaltyBAZ 118 points ago +119 / -1

I was beating it as I rolled through the feeds and now it looks like I'm going to have to change my pronouns.

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One-Man_Riot 38 points ago +38 / -0

And today's All Internet Award goes to...

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ILikeMyBlueCar 21 points ago +21 / -0

Agreed. All Internet Award very much merited here.

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Raindrops1984 20 points ago +20 / -0

They/them?

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publ1us 19 points ago +19 / -0

Xir/xim

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Raindrops1984 31 points ago +31 / -0

Cool. My pronouns are MiLady/Attack Helicopter.

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Thegreatcanadianpede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sim salibim

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tldr 3 points ago +3 / -0

MAGA/MAGA

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Whimpy13 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ceiling Cat got a black eye.

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nukiebear 3 points ago +4 / -1

so much for NNN

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Unet0xNullPtr 1 point ago +1 / -0

You win

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One-Man_Riot 22 points ago +22 / -0

Damn. I put mine up so fast I dislocated my shoulder. I guess I still need to step up the energy until parts start coming off. That's why I love TheDonald.Win. We're always encouraging each other to do better!

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hondo1 14 points ago +15 / -1

It would be amazing. Like the knights templar being exposed so many years ago, it would bring what's done in darkness into the light. The citizens would know!

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Philhelm 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Knights Templar were betrayed.

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Grimnir 1 point ago +5 / -4

The papacy is a disgusting and corrupt institution that has wrought great filth upon humanity.

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Warren_Puffitt 12 points ago +14 / -2

need gauze

Bro - its 2020...CBD oil is your fren.

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Raindrops1984 17 points ago +17 / -0

Except in Oregon, where you can choose from meth, heroin, pills, PCP, cocaine, and so many more!

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WINged_hussars 12 points ago +12 / -0

I hope jenkem becomes their drug of choice

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trump_is_john_galt 9 points ago +9 / -0

Me and my droogs prefer milk plus.

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BasteSpuds 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember the day I learned what jenkum was. Still to this day I'm in awe that someone would huff fermented fecal liquid.

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Pedeville 7 points ago +8 / -1

Cocaine is fun for about 20 mins until you realize you need another bump every 20 mins and if you dont get it/run out your entire night is ruined and you're wondering why the fuck you bought this expensive shit instead of just taking a ecstacy pill or a drop of molly

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DickTick 3 points ago +3 / -0

Psshhhhhh...... Lightweight..... That's why you get you a spoon and cook it down into your own personal cake of crack! Hunter Biden style!

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Mavdick96 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pede on CBD here, can confirm that shit is great. Started having panic attacks on the regular for some fucking reason since September.

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Warren_Puffitt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Preach. Fully embraced all forms of cannabis here, Pede. Formerly medicated by benzos & opiates. 100% replaced with natural remedies without side effects.

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Mavdick96 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not even a huge fan of weed but I support your right to smoke it. I want it federally legalized but at the same time, it'd be a slippery slope like gay marriage. I don't want cocaine, heroin, or meth to ever be legal.

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Megadeth 2 points ago +2 / -0

My wife has been using medical stuff for back pain. Like you, she is completely off pain pills and feels MUCH better.

I was never crazy about legalizing it. I couldn't have been more wrong. I was actually reluctant about her using that at first. I smoked it on occasion back in the day and enjoyed it, but I also saw a lot of people abuse it at that time and they're not all there as adults.

Anyway, I read more about it and learned that its side effects aren't nearly as bad in adults as they are in kids. Also, the medical stuff is clean ... it isn't laced with crap like street stuff.

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did panick attacks start before or after cbd?

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Mavdick96 4 points ago +4 / -0

Definitely before, lmao. That’s WHY I’m taking CBD.

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thuggishruggishtrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can also confirm, I stopped smoking weed and switched to CBD hemp flower and I can comfortably smoke now without getting anxiety attacks and paranoia and best of all I get it straight through the mail.

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Mavdick96 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah I get my CBD from Florida and it's all natural, straight hemp extract. No bullshit additives or other trash I'm putting into my body.

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Gryffinofgold 8 points ago +8 / -0

Medic. MEDIIIIC!!!