3419
How does this work?! (media.thedonald.win) 😷 LOCKDOWN BS 😷
posted ago by dirtysanchez69 +3419 / -0
Comments (62)
sorted by:
110
blindfold 110 points ago +110 / -0

Bureaucracy isn't fast enough, or smart enough, to out-play Capitalism.

47
Ithrowawaay 47 points ago +47 / -0

Yep. Why the lefties always lose. So they resort to fraud, censorship, and authoritarianism.

Without, they don’t stand a chance.

30
Impressive-Length 30 points ago +30 / -0

If you eat in the tent, you have a higher likelihood of dying from a food born illness. This automatically reduces your chance of dying from Covid.

14
MadAssShitAmerican 14 points ago +14 / -0

Will still be labeled ChyNa Flu

14
deleted 14 points ago +14 / -0
2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
4
DrCowboyPresident 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are just part of the Protected Club, has nothing to do with how fast or smart they are.

Nobody is policing them.

33
ispongeyou 33 points ago +33 / -0

The best is having to wear your mask to the table, then you can take it off as you sit down in the same room as them.

16
CaptainQuip 16 points ago +16 / -0

No, no, no! Now you have to keep it on between bites.

Touching the masks to put it up and down is <fine.jpg>.

14
PM_ME_UR_MAGIC_CARDS 14 points ago +14 / -0

SAFETY THEATER

10
TheMediaLies 10 points ago +10 / -0

Obedience achieved

30
ModernKnight 30 points ago +30 / -0

There's no conflict here. You see, it's like mass gatherings- whenever someone enters the covering, they say "Black Lives Matter," and the coof runs and hides. The reason this doesn't work in buildings is because the phrase "Black Lives Matter," if uttered inside a building, has a 7% chance to "mostly peacefully" cause a fire.

28
deleted 28 points ago +28 / -0
10
superspathi 10 points ago +10 / -0

Smug ones, too stupid to realize they are stupid.

24
Visceroth 24 points ago +24 / -0

It's like that episode of MASH where they finally get a cement floor for hygenic surgeries ... but in reverse

21
Tyrone_biggums 21 points ago +21 / -0

At my local park, they chained wood planks to one of the two baskets of a full court basketball court, to reduce crowds I guess? So now 10 people pack themselves into the half court for pick up.

16
DrCowboyPresident 16 points ago +16 / -0

This shit is so insane it's practically designed to make us accept whatever stupid shit they can think of so we're demoralized

10
Tyrone_biggums 10 points ago +10 / -0

That’s exactly what the point is. It’s not an accident or incompetency

4
RegularAmerican 4 points ago +4 / -0

It has nothing to do with keeping you healthy. They're trying to make you mentally ill.

20
Bruno 20 points ago +20 / -0

I literally see a local restaurant doing the same thing. They had outside dining all summer, but now they’ve put a tent around the outside seating. Somehow it’s magically safer than indoor seating.

7
deleted 7 points ago +7 / -0
1
RegularAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

But I totally feel safe now that I'm in the gutter on the street with a plastic barricade that definetly won't protect me from the cars whizzing 5 feet away from me

16
MAGAyar 16 points ago +16 / -0

Don’t you see? It makes sense! Just like how Covid cases are rising, but the flu has reached extinction levels! Or how, because we voted for the wrong person, we must be punished.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

No joke though, I quipped at dinner recently on the above, saying “isn’t it crazy how covid is spiking, yet the flu is non-existent this year?”, to which a friend replied, “well, that’s because of all the social distancing measures and safety!”

To which I responded, “THEN HOW ARE COVID CASES RISING?!”

These people, including my friend, are being turned into compliant lemmings.

6
deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
14
KudzuKing69 14 points ago +14 / -0

You have to be a communist to understand

11
Farage_massage 11 points ago +11 / -0

The good news is that every building I’ve ever been in was outside. So we’re good to go!

10
Jimmy_Russler 10 points ago +10 / -0

It doesn't matter if it make sense, what matters is you obey. Getting conditioned to just accept something even though you know its bullshit is how they're eroding our will and freedom.

One day you're a piece of shit for wearing a mask, and the next you're a piece of shit for not wearing a mask.

8
QueensOwn 8 points ago +8 / -0

The whole CoVid thing jumped the “Karen” shark months ago. Sheer lunacy rules.

7
deleted 7 points ago +7 / -0
6
BiglyCovfefe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wait until I tell you about the recirculated air in all of America's apartment/office highrises...

As long as you wear a mask and vote biden, this will all go away. Obey. Obey. Obey.

🤡🌎

5
neomt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Of course! As long as the outside inside meal is completed before 10pm.

3
misterLahey 3 points ago +3 / -0

What 2020 showed us is that an overwhelming majority of Americans are irrational and cannot assess the world around them in any sort of logical manner. Thus we see shit like depicted above. Or with my kid's sports where one area is a mandatory mask zone (which at least 25% of parents ignore anyway), but we can step backwards 2 feet to where the league's permit does not apply, and it's a mask free zone. LOL.

3
Michelles_penis1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sciencing now only applies to wu-flu, not mathing

3
VoteCyborgTrump2040 3 points ago +3 / -0

None of the rules make any sense. Because they have nothing to do with preventing the spread. It's priming people's minds to obey authoritarian rule, while at the same time collecting data on how it's working, how resistant people are, and who resists vs who complies.

2
GreetingsEarthlings 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stupid thing is pubs requiring you to put on a mask at the door to get to your table when there's folk sitting 5 feet away without masks.

They should dispense with all the guff and just have people jump through a hoop when they come in.

2
cctw 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't eat inside with doors and windows open. must eat outside in closed areas.

2
DeadMenSmellToenails 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you're trying to prevent Covid infections it's far worse to be in that tent.

Inside you have ventilation, you can increase air filter quality and adjust the number of cycles and percentage of fresh air. In a tent there is little to no ventilation. This is stupid.

2
Barthaneous 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which the outside is still inside. Lolololol

2
Sl0re10 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thought criminal!

1
that_guy_pming_tits 1 point ago +1 / -0

We like to discover facts about COVID when we are in the wild. The fact we would learn from this is: If you don’t eat in a permanent structure, you can’t get COVID. So basically, don’t be fucking retarded and eat in permanent structures.

1
ItsTooMuchWinning 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is it a place where people can eat indoors, but only in limited numbers? In that case, this could be expanding their capacity to seat more people.

Innovation for the win!

1
Moyst 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same as smoking rooms, as long as a % is open to air you will never get any type of cancer.

2
KickingPugilist 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's more to let the smoke not affect those who choose not to be around it. And many smoke rooms have ventilation systems whereas the rest of the restaurant does not.

1
Moyst 1 point ago +1 / -0

See any ventilation in that pic? What about eating? Does the CCP virus only travel above 5 foot? To be safe should i eat my entree lying on the ground? Its a government being retarded thing. Same as smoking. Whats next ban drinking? And if you choose not to be around smoking you should choose to go to a smoke free venue let me decide not the government.

1
KickingPugilist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh I know, I'm just saying that comparing smoking rooms to outdoor annexes to restaurants isn't quite the same. If COVID positive people were forced to eat in the tents, while covid negative people eat inside, we'd have a match.

In any case, I agree with you, though I don't mind smoking in specific areas.

0
Scroon 0 points ago +1 / -1

Fyi, secondhand smoke has never been proven to cause cancer. The reason why they've telling people that is to get everybody used to the idea that you can control someone's activity and presence because it's unsafe to the health others.

Your smoke is hurting me even outside in fresh air becomes your breathing is hurting me even outside in fresh air.

1
SanFranShitty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hilarious!

Also sad but true!

1
cybertygerfire88 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fucking morons!

1
UndocumentedUpvote 1 point ago +1 / -0

The same people who demand you follow their "science"

1
someoldcoderguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's called clown world, my pede, clown world. 🤡🌎

1
Belleoffreedom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ever eat in one of those tents on a chilly night? It is horribly uncomfortable, which I think is the point.

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
1
Ithrowawaay 1 point ago +1 / -0

‘Night at the Roxbury’ levels of stupid.

1
Smdlegend 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dafuq.

1
Modus_Pwninz 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I had to guess, some BIG-DUMB decided that a building's HVAC inherently spreads covid...but that an outside breeze somehow doesn't.

As someone who works in HVAC&R, the idea that viruses are spread through ventilation systems has been pissing me off more than anything. Most return ducts are located at or near ceiling level, so these frauds are suggesting that viruses float up into return ducts, survive the trip back through an HVAC unit, and are spread everywhere. It's total bullshit.

But of course, they "did a science" and determined that dye can travel through HVAC systems...probably by spraying it directly into a return duct and seeing what happens. THAT'S NOT THE SAME THING AS A VIRUS FLOATING UP THERE NATURALLY. The virus isn't airborne, it travels on droplets of spit - THAT IS DIFFERENT.

Scientists have become such fucking charlatans.

1
2020trump20 1 point ago +1 / -0

When they closed bars in restaurants they just add tables push up right next to the bar. About all the restrictions are a joke when you look into them. Here one more grocery stores, and overall limited hours. Now everyone has to go in a small window making more people near one and other. What they say is what you should not do.

So most of this is just security theater.

1
wethedownvoted 1 point ago +1 / -0

the wuhan plauge doesn't create enough visible catastrophe so they're encouraging rat populations in hopes of creating a really good plauge

1
KeepingAmericaGreat 1 point ago +1 / -0

This also affects the effectiveness of the mask, including if you're eating or just having a drink.

1
SpezDispenser 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol

1
fiddleshit 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's fucking ridiculous. Way to weed out all the restaurants that are already suffering. Wasted money and energy on maintaining the setup with enough heat and comfort. Absolute bullshit they're trying to make this a permanent thing in NYC.

1
russiah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cuz it’s a big giant SHAM

1
lordvon 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol yeah my local chick fil a is doing this. it is nice actually lol