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joeblow2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

I started working on a version about Hunter but didn't get very far:

"Now you take a pretty good selfie boy, but give the Devil his due. I bet a crack pipe of gold and flip that poll and then we'll start a coup."

"Well, my name's Hunter and somehow we gotta win. Daddy says I can be Secretary of State if you can just get us in."

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joeblow2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hunter, you'd better fire up that pipe and diddle them kiddies hard,

'Cause you're either heading to the White House or to the prison yard.

They're gonna count again and compare the voter roll,

And drop the votes thedonald proves you stole!

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Deep_Lore_A_Bull 2 points ago +2 / -0

HOLY SHIT. I am crying.

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