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posted ago by fthecoup ago by fthecoup +49 / -1

I'm getting a "At Home Covid 19" test.

Should the sample I submit be: A) Avocado oil; B) WD-40; C) tap water; or, D) Hazelnut CoffeeMate?

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sir_rockness 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd go with dog shit if you can find some.

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undefined 1 point ago +1 / -0

WD-40 because it's non-organic. Nearly zero chance of anything remotely testable in that stuff

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fthecoup [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Very good point/observation

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JustInTime2_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do the coffee.

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CovfefeNegro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you have a Puppers...?

https://kekpe.pe/i/5fae98ee70436.jpeg

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golinveaux 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bleach

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LostMyOriginal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Donkey semen.....

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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Norwayhastrolls 1 point ago +1 / -0

A little of each. Haha

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Geotus_Potus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’d go with the guac oil.

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MapleLeafMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

WD40...definitely.