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The_Spicy_Memes_Chef 139 points ago +141 / -2

She look like she celebrate thanksgiving and you’rewelcomesgiving

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Bbasher 55 points ago +56 / -1

I hate the fact that she was almost the leader of our state. BIG YIKES

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Trump2024 51 points ago +52 / -1

What do you mean "almost"? She put out a press release from the Office of the Governor Elect on she's going to transition from the Golden Corral buffet to the mess hall at the Governor's office building as soon as they run out of bbq wings.

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Two_Scoops__ 18 points ago +19 / -1

holy shit my sides are in orbit

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FAQ-REDDIT 1 point ago +3 / -2

The machines were incorrectly programmed that election.

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kekkk 25 points ago +26 / -1

I dont know anything about the legal details but it's obvious the left fucked up here, big time. they thought they were putting their fingers on the scale but wound up putting Stacey Abrams on the scale

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KickingPugilist 6 points ago +7 / -1

KEK

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tmasten 4 points ago +5 / -1

Thanksgibemedat

Honey Baked gonna do well in Georgia this year.

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Gryffinofgold 3 points ago +4 / -1

Lol

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cjsr4c90 89 points ago +91 / -2

Her teeth are social distancing

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The_Spicy_Memes_Chef 27 points ago +28 / -1

My fucking sides lmao

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Jemmy 19 points ago +20 / -1

🤣

As someone with a similar gap, I'm gonna steal this joke to use on myself.

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KudzuKing69 7 points ago +8 / -1

Now that is one fat ugly dude...

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TrumpsWall 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hideous! And the media was celebrating her as the second coming of Naomi Campbell! 🙄

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KudzuKing69 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kinda' like they were in total awe of big mike obama's stunning looks, charm and brains...

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FliesTheFlag 4 points ago +4 / -0

Big Dick Mike, got Traps for days

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Angerisagift 5 points ago +5 / -0

On the right woman it can be cute, on Abrams Tank it looks like a chicken wing meat stripper or it’s akin to baleen. She fills her mouth and can force solids out. Well I won’t be eating for a bit.

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +3 / -1

I don't know whether to laugh or kick a field goal.

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byron 27 points ago +29 / -2

That fat bitch wouldn't ban our Thanksgivings, she'd confiscate them.

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DelrayFitness 1 point ago +1 / -0

She’d ban Thanksgivings just so she wouldn’t have to share the food.

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Barrys_Butthole 26 points ago +28 / -2

Buffets shut down when the see her waddling in

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Bearing51 18 points ago +21 / -3

She could slide a 13lb turkey right through that gap in her teeth.

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annieS 8 points ago +9 / -1

🍗🦃🤣

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women_for_trump 18 points ago +18 / -0

She voted to make Thanksgiving a week long federal holiday.

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Tenspot20 14 points ago +14 / -0

Her Political Career Was Halted By A Sturdy Door Frame.

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Wu_Flu_Ca_Choo 1 point ago +2 / -1

^This 😂👍

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Strike_Eagle784 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hehehehe, Stacy Abrams...she's the one who Democrats tried to claim was ruined by election fraud.

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Ignatius_J_Reilly 9 points ago +9 / -0

I hear she appealed on the basis of a technical malfunction -- the DOMINION software bugged out before it gave her all the votes

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Strike_Eagle784 6 points ago +6 / -0

You just know that if this had happened to a Democrat, that their Media arm (the MSM) would talk about Dominion for the next four years.

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MegaMagaManX 7 points ago +7 / -0

Washing it down with big ass bucket of gravy

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Truglow 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pass that gravy.

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lifeisahologram 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hey man, give this thing some credit, it may be able to muster up enough will power to at least say no to their 4th or possibly 3rd thanksgiving that day. Small steps, but it’s progress!

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Brundlefly78 5 points ago +5 / -0

Me :Stacy you have something on your chin.

Stacy brushes her chin.

Me :No the other one

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Ignatius_J_Reilly 5 points ago +5 / -0

She's coming for your turkey

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Saltyspicoli27 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ever since Mayor McCheese got found touching those McNuggets the whole gang suffered. Poor Grimus out here pandering

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solarsavior 5 points ago +5 / -0

I picture her sucking the meat right off a turkey leg.

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redbeard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Anti-glamour shots ha

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GardenStatePatriot55 4 points ago +4 / -0

I see everyone making the fat jokes, and I get it. But what annoys me most about her is that she's accomplished nothing but still carries on like she's a big deal. She LOST her race but just continued to hang around anyway... and liberals think she's just incredible. Based on what?

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mehalla 4 points ago +4 / -0

She's got massive iron-workers forearms. Does she do heavy blacksmithing work or welding?

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npc_1234 4 points ago +4 / -0

No that's just from lifting food.

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Auslander 4 points ago +4 / -0

She would ban thanksgiving for you, but that wouldn’t apply to her.

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RenaissanceOfHope 3 points ago +3 / -0

So that she could come and confiscate everyone’s food!

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freewillsetstruth 4 points ago +4 / -0

That bitch be celebrating Spanxgiving!

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sadie322 4 points ago +4 / -0

They do not make Spanx that large.

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Aoikaze2000 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, she wants to ban YOUR Thanksgiving so there's more for HER.

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awakenthegreat 3 points ago +3 / -0

This cunt appears more than happy to eat a dinner for 10+ by herself.

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 3 points ago +3 / -0

Someone let that Butterball get a little bit dark. Always use a meat thermometer, friends

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Wu_Flu_Ca_Choo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guarantee she's never had a meat thermometer

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ALargeBovine 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is there a list of Obese politicians by party

Nadler was quite fat then he got the surgery done

That faggot Barney Frank with his nipples protruding was also fat

Governor of Georgia here is also the size of a house

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BiglyCovfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's quite the butterball, huh?

Gobble gobble!

🤡👉👌🦃

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KAGALOSAURUS 3 points ago +3 / -0

I heard the fat lady hasn’t sung on Ga election results yet.

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Maui_Boy 3 points ago +3 / -0

After sex she smokes turkeys

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MichaelDenny 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn kek!

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The_Peter 2 points ago +2 / -0

She'll ban thanksgiving- for everybody except herself.

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Wu_Flu_Ca_Choo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just laughed the hardest I've laughed since Nov 3rd... totally needed that... updoot for everyone

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sadie322 2 points ago +2 / -0

Realistically, I hate to say this, but she probably has diabetes. For her own health, she needs to diet and exercise. I am serious.

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e_pluribus_unum9 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK!!!

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NeonPurpleCharizard 2 points ago +2 / -0

All for me, and none for thee.

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BaconBun11 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes she would. She'd just do the dem way by banning it and then doing it herself anyway. Rules for thee but not for me. Plus, with Thanksgiving banned, there will be more turkeys for her.

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PP2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

If she gets covid she's 100% a goner

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jsphere256 2 points ago +2 / -0

YO HIDE THE TURKEY, SHE COMIN'

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Teddy_Schmoozevelt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well if she's like most Dems Thanksgiving is only banned for plebes like you. Big important people get to continue having Thanksgiving at their leisure.

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JerryJerryJerry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Girl eats a whole turkey like the last bite of a popsicle.

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Drud14 2 points ago +2 / -0

She'd still ban Thanksgiving, but give herself an exemption.

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL!!! Those pictures are from one of the "runway model" propaganda articles. WEW LAD

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leroynumber3 1 point ago +1 / -0

She Hangryyyy....

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Silentson- 1 point ago +1 / -0

She would ban your thanksgiving while enjoying an extravagant one herself.

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