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rentfREEEE_since2016 41 points ago +50 / -9

Lmao. Is that his actual hairline?

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 39 points ago +41 / -2

That beanie is making all kinds of sense now.

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BeekeeperAndy [S] 29 points ago +30 / -1

Yup...

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DJ_NeckFace 24 points ago +24 / -0

Should just go full dome and grow the beard

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lifeisahologram 12 points ago +12 / -0

I think he is worried because he can’t grow a beard. and a bald man with a patchy/neck beard is not a good look, so I think that’s why he still wears the beanie at 35.

Although he is too far gone for hair transplants, he could fill in his facial hair.

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iStillPlayC64 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just time to call it a day. My hair loss wasnt bad, but it was quite thin on top when I was like 33-34. One day I looked in the mirror and was damn annoyed with how thin it was getting.

So I just grabbed scissors and a razor and shaved my head completely right that moment, never looked back. No need to be a bitch about it... just be a man, end the issue, move on with your life.

The wife was admittedly surprised when I walked downstairs!

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NotTheTendies 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, even just a shaved and and his current 5 oclock shadow look would be better...

As a guy who started balding early, I hate when people make fun of other people's hairlines. If he were deep down in the muck fighting in a battle, that hairline wouldn't fucking matter. We're above that Pedes - However; we can always just be honest.

Honestly, that hairline sucks as much on me as it does on Timbo Slice. So, I have made some quick edits to assure Tim he'll be fine.

I give you TiMaga -> https://i.maga.host/WvUed9W.png and a quick side by side comparison of SoyTim and TiMaga -> https://i.maga.host/kQT0PRb.png

Tim - I know you lurk here - This train will never stop moving. I know you are hesitant to go full stop for Maga, but you've got it in you. Prove you're not Chunk Yogurt and let the world know you are Full Maga.

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85Dacudo 1 point ago +1 / -0

You know what’s so dumb about this? Tim could just get hair implants.

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Useful_Vidiots 9 points ago +11 / -2

Look, I'm an older dude that still has a massive head of hair, but no way am I blowing someone shit for that genetic short straw.

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rentfREEEE_since2016 3 points ago +5 / -2

public service announcement: it's OK to laugh at funny pictures on the internet.

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Useful_Vidiots 4 points ago +5 / -1

10-4, Mr. Dunning-Kruger.

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rentfREEEE_since2016 0 points ago +1 / -1

we laugh at silly pictures of trump too. it's called having a sense of humor.

But I see you've taken psych 101.

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MAGACAP 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wow Wow Wow

The beanie is to hide his identity

as per Tim Pool's own account

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ParadigmShift2070 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's true though, he can be out and about without anyone recognizing when he has the beanie off, everyone is too distracted by the baldness to focus on his face

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ThickCheney 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://youtu.be/Ie7qnFSpE_g Tim gets his beanie taken off

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