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get rid of any unnecessary words and end on the funny part.
for example:
Just spent the last 15 minutes viciously berating my grandmother for voting Biden...
Then, the police showed up and forcibly removed me from the cemetery.
is funnier than
Just spent the last 15 minutes viciously berating my grandmother for voting Biden...
Then, the police showed up and forcibly removed me from the cemetery for causing a public disturbance.
That's called topical bandwidth (by some). There's only so many ways to talk about airline food, dead voters etc - it's the setup and the delivery and wordsmith within the topic pipeline that makes the difference.
Your story produced a small kek in my throat.
I think we could all use a few more keks.
If the kek lasts more than 4 hours, call a doctor?
*election
kek
He said kek, not kok
You get your keks however you can.
Keks just keep getting harder to find
More like this. We need a chuckle.
The real election is the keks we've made along the way.
solid joke.
unsolicited joke-writing tip:
get rid of any unnecessary words and end on the funny part.
for example:
Just spent the last 15 minutes viciously berating my grandmother for voting Biden... Then, the police showed up and forcibly removed me from the cemetery.
is funnier than
Just spent the last 15 minutes viciously berating my grandmother for voting Biden... Then, the police showed up and forcibly removed me from the cemetery for causing a public disturbance.
Fixed.
you seem to have the joke writing skill set, keep writing fellow comedy patriot!
Thanks, fren!
Except this was posted yesterday by someone else.
either way...
retelling other's jokes in your own voice is how many comics start off. its allowed in beginners and non-professional joke tellers.
also... its not a totally original premise, so it is possible that two people, completely independently, think of this same joke.
That's called topical bandwidth (by some). There's only so many ways to talk about airline food, dead voters etc - it's the setup and the delivery and wordsmith within the topic pipeline that makes the difference.
Lost it
My mom laughed at this.
NO EXCUSES!! F*** THAT B****!!!!
FUCK YOU, GRANDMA!!! COMMIE SCUM!!
At least she’s a good commie...
Grandma got run over by Dominion
Good one...I was feeling sorry for the grandma.
Calling OP out for stealing a joke and reposting it and YOU get downvoted. Have your point back, pede.
Kek
Very good. Very good.
Lmao
I even went so far to think "yeah we need to be tougher on our loved ones" lol
That KeKed me right up side the head.
(Lightbulb) Attorneys need to market prepaid retainers to make sure your dead body doesn’t vote Marxist/Dem. Brilliant!
kek
Had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
Was one of her neighbors the one who called the cops after they dropped off their mail ballot?
Good one, thanks for the laugh
Sad!
So i just read this out loud....wifey was drinking coffee....I need a towel now, what a mess. Spit coffee all over the table. That's a kek+ win OP.
Got me!!
"Wear the Mask, bigot"....
lmao
Oh no, poor grandma, no dont. Oh wait whaaaaaa? LOL
lol That's a tough like, but I did it.