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posted ago by muy_libre +3148 / -3

Then, the police showed up and forcibly removed me from the cemetery.

Then, the police showed up and forcibly removed me from the cemetery.
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BarrBQ 75 points ago +75 / -0

Your story produced a small kek in my throat.

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muy_libre [S] 40 points ago +40 / -0

I think we could all use a few more keks.

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Artisane 22 points ago +22 / -0

If the kek lasts more than 4 hours, call a doctor?

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beholdachair 17 points ago +17 / -0

*election

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Skogin 1 point ago +1 / -0

kek

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Po0P_doLLa 11 points ago +11 / -0

He said kek, not kok

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deleted 7 points ago +7 / -0
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GodEmperorUSA 5 points ago +5 / -0

You get your keks however you can.

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Salt-N-Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Keks just keep getting harder to find

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MrGone 27 points ago +27 / -0

More like this. We need a chuckle.

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muy_libre [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

The real election is the keks we've made along the way.

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NeilNewsNetwork 16 points ago +16 / -0

solid joke.

unsolicited joke-writing tip:

get rid of any unnecessary words and end on the funny part.

for example:

Just spent the last 15 minutes viciously berating my grandmother for voting Biden... Then, the police showed up and forcibly removed me from the cemetery.

is funnier than

Just spent the last 15 minutes viciously berating my grandmother for voting Biden... Then, the police showed up and forcibly removed me from the cemetery for causing a public disturbance.

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muy_libre [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fixed.

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NeilNewsNetwork 7 points ago +7 / -0

you seem to have the joke writing skill set, keep writing fellow comedy patriot!

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muy_libre [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thanks, fren!

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Dallasguy 1 point ago +2 / -1

Except this was posted yesterday by someone else.

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NeilNewsNetwork 3 points ago +4 / -1

either way...

retelling other's jokes in your own voice is how many comics start off. its allowed in beginners and non-professional joke tellers.

also... its not a totally original premise, so it is possible that two people, completely independently, think of this same joke.

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AtariArtist 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's called topical bandwidth (by some). There's only so many ways to talk about airline food, dead voters etc - it's the setup and the delivery and wordsmith within the topic pipeline that makes the difference.

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FullAutoFlintlock 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lost it

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AtariArtist 6 points ago +6 / -0

My mom laughed at this.

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deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
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ThinkingAboutYou 4 points ago +4 / -0

NO EXCUSES!! F*** THAT B****!!!!

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muy_libre [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

FUCK YOU, GRANDMA!!! COMMIE SCUM!!

At least she’s a good commie...

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Salt-N-Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Grandma got run over by Dominion

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Generalissimo13 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good one...I was feeling sorry for the grandma.

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Dallasguy 1 point ago +2 / -1

Calling OP out for stealing a joke and reposting it and YOU get downvoted. Have your point back, pede.

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Tawburgle2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek

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cybertygerfire88 3 points ago +3 / -0

Very good. Very good.

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BumpForTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmao

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terablelizard 3 points ago +3 / -0

I even went so far to think "yeah we need to be tougher on our loved ones" lol

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DrBJTester 3 points ago +3 / -0

That KeKed me right up side the head.

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HuntersVD 3 points ago +3 / -0

(Lightbulb) Attorneys need to market prepaid retainers to make sure your dead body doesn’t vote Marxist/Dem. Brilliant!

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buckiemohawk 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek

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MrFrog3D 2 points ago +2 / -0

Had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

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Pleepleus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was one of her neighbors the one who called the cops after they dropped off their mail ballot?

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lilwhitejeep 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good one, thanks for the laugh

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Whoistruth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sad!

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eyerighteye 1 point ago +1 / -0

So i just read this out loud....wifey was drinking coffee....I need a towel now, what a mess. Spit coffee all over the table. That's a kek+ win OP.

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Got me!!

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Abovethefray 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Wear the Mask, bigot"....

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Burmeister 1 point ago +1 / -0

lmao

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Slavik777 1 point ago +2 / -1

Oh no, poor grandma, no dont. Oh wait whaaaaaa? LOL

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Dr0neRec0very 0 points ago +3 / -3

lol That's a tough like, but I did it.