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posted ago by muy_libre ago by muy_libre +3148 / -3

Then, the police showed up and forcibly removed me from the cemetery.

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BarrBQ 75 points ago +75 / -0

Your story produced a small kek in my throat.

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muy_libre [S] 40 points ago +40 / -0

I think we could all use a few more keks.

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Artisane 22 points ago +22 / -0

If the kek lasts more than 4 hours, call a doctor?

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beholdachair 17 points ago +17 / -0

*election

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Skogin 1 point ago +1 / -0

kek

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Po0P_doLLa 11 points ago +11 / -0

He said kek, not kok

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GodEmperorUSA 5 points ago +5 / -0

You get your keks however you can.

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Salt-N-Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Keks just keep getting harder to find

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MrGone 27 points ago +27 / -0

More like this. We need a chuckle.

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muy_libre [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

The real election is the keks we've made along the way.

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muy_libre [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fixed.

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muy_libre [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thanks, fren!

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Dallasguy 1 point ago +2 / -1

Except this was posted yesterday by someone else.

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AtariArtist 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's called topical bandwidth (by some). There's only so many ways to talk about airline food, dead voters etc - it's the setup and the delivery and wordsmith within the topic pipeline that makes the difference.

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FullAutoFlintlock 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lost it

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AtariArtist 6 points ago +6 / -0

My mom laughed at this.

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ThinkingAboutYou 4 points ago +4 / -0

NO EXCUSES!! F*** THAT B****!!!!

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muy_libre [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

FUCK YOU, GRANDMA!!! COMMIE SCUM!!

At least she’s a good commie...

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Salt-N-Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Grandma got run over by Dominion

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Generalissimo13 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good one...I was feeling sorry for the grandma.

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Dallasguy 1 point ago +2 / -1

Calling OP out for stealing a joke and reposting it and YOU get downvoted. Have your point back, pede.

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Tawburgle2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek

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cybertygerfire88 3 points ago +3 / -0

Very good. Very good.

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BumpForTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmao

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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terablelizard 3 points ago +3 / -0

I even went so far to think "yeah we need to be tougher on our loved ones" lol

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DrBJTester 3 points ago +3 / -0

That KeKed me right up side the head.

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HuntersVD 3 points ago +3 / -0

(Lightbulb) Attorneys need to market prepaid retainers to make sure your dead body doesn’t vote Marxist/Dem. Brilliant!

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buckiemohawk 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek

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MrFrog3D 2 points ago +2 / -0

Had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

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Pleepleus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was one of her neighbors the one who called the cops after they dropped off their mail ballot?

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lilwhitejeep 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good one, thanks for the laugh

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Whoistruth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sad!

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eyerighteye 1 point ago +1 / -0

So i just read this out loud....wifey was drinking coffee....I need a towel now, what a mess. Spit coffee all over the table. That's a kek+ win OP.

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Got me!!

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Abovethefray 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Wear the Mask, bigot"....

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Burmeister 1 point ago +1 / -0

lmao

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Slavik777 1 point ago +2 / -1

Oh no, poor grandma, no dont. Oh wait whaaaaaa? LOL

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Dr0neRec0very 0 points ago +3 / -3

lol That's a tough like, but I did it.