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TexasPiper 29 points ago +29 / -0

When does the looting start?

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T-1000 19 points ago +19 / -0

I could sure use a new self propelled mower!

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TexasPiper 12 points ago +12 / -0

Self propelled?? Dream big brother! Get yourself a nice zero turn with some cup holders!

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T-1000 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes! That's actually what I really want. I was just thinking of something easy to load in the back of a pickup. 🤔

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kebabdrogo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Drive it off the lot!

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TexasPiper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just take a new trailer! Everything’s free my man!

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 3 points ago +4 / -1

I’m imagining someone smashing into H&R and just picking someone up as they are sitting at their desk and loading them into the back of a truck

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nevermind that! Let's run into the Dunkin Donuts acting all normal, then when we get to the counter ask for a donut and a cup of coffee, then pay for them, take them when they're ready and then quietly leave! Yeah!!! That'll teach them!!!

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TrumpTrainChoooChoo2 10 points ago +10 / -0

Whenever the democrats arrive.

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ChokingOnARedpill 3 points ago +3 / -0

That should be when the shooting starts.