Career going nowhere? Sick of never being recognized? Love irony? How would you like a job that gives you the income to wear $14,000 designer ensembles while preaching the "benefits" of a socialistic economy? How would you like a job that gives you the flexibility to work as little as 3 days a week for less than 4 hours a day? How does having your own staff to order around and do most of the work for you sound? And don't let us forget to mention the best part: frequent appearances on national television!
If you answered, "YES!" to any of these questions, you sound like the perfect fit for a career in the United States Congress! Call Beltway Talent Services, LLC. today and be on your way to our nation's capitol!
Fine print: Please bring a current headshot and kneepads to your auditioning experience. Not all applicants can be placed, after all, there are no term limits so positions are very limited! However, if hired you will enjoy excellent job security!
Looks like a party, not a bunch of radicals in black with helmets and shields.
Can't believe Mayor Bowser is allowing it to go on. Doubt the police would shut it down even if she wanted to.
Career going nowhere? Sick of never being recognized? Love irony? How would you like a job that gives you the income to wear $14,000 designer ensembles while preaching the "benefits" of a socialistic economy? How would you like a job that gives you the flexibility to work as little as 3 days a week for less than 4 hours a day? How does having your own staff to order around and do most of the work for you sound? And don't let us forget to mention the best part: frequent appearances on national television!
If you answered, "YES!" to any of these questions, you sound like the perfect fit for a career in the United States Congress! Call Beltway Talent Services, LLC. today and be on your way to our nation's capitol!
Fine print: Please bring a current headshot and kneepads to your auditioning experience. Not all applicants can be placed, after all, there are no term limits so positions are very limited! However, if hired you will enjoy excellent job security!